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Eli Manning, aka Chad Powers, tried to walk on at Penn State

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

everything the Manning's do is awesome:

Manning's what?

He's lucky he wasn't raped.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Manning's what?

He's lucky he wasn't raped.

 

 

 

Micah Parsons wasn't around so he was safe

think fast, run fast.....

This was great.  Loved the try out footage and his running commentary.

Funny for us but I’d be kinda ticked if I was on staff…you only get so many hours per week

3 minutes ago, Nope said:

Funny for us but I’d be kinda ticked if I was on staff…you only get so many hours per week

I'm sure the staff was devastated to have wasted their time that was meant for evaluating walk-ons.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Manning's what?

He's lucky he wasn't raped.

 

 

 

Too old. 

5 minutes ago, Nope said:

Funny for us but I’d be kinda ticked if I was on staff…you only get so many hours per week

What The Wtf GIF by MOODMAN

1 minute ago, Kwix said:

I'm sure the staff was devastated to have wasted their time that was meant for evaluating walk-ons.

Are you suggesting that walk-ons aren’t the lifeblood of a program?

21 minutes ago, Nope said:

Funny for us but I’d be kinda ticked if I was on staff…you only get so many hours per week

You must be a blast at parties. 

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If I’m James Franklin and my staff didn’t figure out what was going on with 5 minutes, I’d be worried. 

8 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You must be a blast at parties. 

At what?

28 minutes ago, Kwix said:

I'm sure the staff was devastated to have wasted their time that was meant for evaluating walk-ons.

The potential media coverage is worth 100x the investment of time.  It was pretty well done.     

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11 minutes ago, Nope said:

At what?

A party is when people gather to have a good time. I guess they don't tell you about them

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Manning's what?

He's lucky he wasn't raped.

 

 

 

what i typed: Eli Manning trieS to walk on at Penn State, and Everything the Mannings do is awesome.

what my iphone said: fuck you derka you illiterate bastard, here, have some of my completely retarded auto correct

 

as someone who's generally a grammar nazi, iphone autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

 

lol, have a look:

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it said, "nah, you didn't mean to type that. here, have a completely different word you fat, illiterate asshole. (my iphone also body shames me).

edit 2: SEE!

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just because i guzzle milkshakes every morning for breakfast doesn't mean that it's what i meant to type. CANCEL IPHONE AUTOCORRECT. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!!

Edited by shadow_operative

The nose and the porn stache make him look 60 not 26. 

was a total ripoff of this

 

21 minutes ago, tx ind said:

was a total ripoff of this

 

they were both good and worth watching

Love Franklin getting a dig in on his 40 time there 🤣

Just now, Rimbo said:

Love Franklin getting a dig in on his 40 time there 🤣

would like to see the Rich Eisen overlay on it, that always cracks me up

37 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

what i typed: Eli Manning trieS to walk on at Penn State, and Everything the Mannings do is awesome.

what my iphone said: fuck you derka you illiterate bastard, here, have some of my completely retarded auto correct

 

as someone who's generally a grammar nazi, iphone autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

 

lol, have a look:

B7AE2EE0-7287-47C3-A8E4-FA136086B409.thumb.jpeg.34833aebc0f02158a68e31ae2884b461.jpeg

it said, "nah, you didn't mean to type that. here, have a completely different word you fat, illiterate asshole. (my iphone also body shames me).

edit 2: SEE!

57682FFF-DD08-4B2A-94B8-A3F8DDC7DF8D.thumb.jpeg.7734013725c1d2b237a961b1e5d611c5.jpeg

just because i guzzle milkshakes every morning for breakfast doesn't mean that it's what i meant to type. CANCEL IPHONE AUTOCORRECT. NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!!

Star Trek Picard GIF

1 hour ago, Nope said:

Funny for us but I’d be kinda ticked if I was on staff…you only get so many hours per week

lighten up episode 9 GIF

33 minutes ago, tx ind said:

was a total ripoff of this

 

And those are both ripoffs of Uncle Drew. Which is a ripoff of any undercover prank. 🤷🏻‍♂️Still was funny. 

3 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

And those are both ripoffs of Uncle Drew. Which is a ripoff of any undercover prank. 🤷🏻‍♂️Still was funny. 

They're all ripping of Kylo Ren. He was the O.G. undercover, cuz it happened hundreds of thousands of years ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

 

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

was a total ripoff of this

 

If those guys can't beat out Jared Goff, they should be ashamed. 

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So this drops right after Sark's budget news...bravo BOMC.

11 hours ago, hookem17 said:

If I’m James Franklin and my staff didn’t figure out what was going on with 5 minutes, I’d be worried. 

totally normal for espn film crew to record walk-on tryouts

They way everyone turns away from the camera smiling probably means they all figured it out pretty quickly and were trying to act in front of the camera.

15 hours ago, Nope said:

Funny for us but I’d be kinda ticked if I was on staff…you only get so many hours per week

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They should do one where Kyler Murray walks on to a pee-wee football team.

Funny for us but I’d be kinda ticked if I was on staff…you only get so many hours per week

Meh. They’re still in contention for the outback bowl whether Eli shows up or not.
14 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

red bull is good at these:

 

 

That was great. 

"You still want my bat?" 

"Nah"

That was great.  Eli’s pretty funny.  

On 9/19/2022 at 5:18 PM, tx ind said:

was a total ripoff of this

 

No reference to Jared Goff is complete without this. 

 

Goddamn.  Smoke show.

On 9/19/2022 at 5:54 PM, Irieguy said:

And those are both ripoffs of Uncle Drew.

I don't view them as ripoffs of uncle drew. neither goff nor manning were trying to pass off as a retired grey haired uncle that somehow played like a pro athlete.

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16 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Reminds of Greg Maddux pitching to Kris Bryant..."warning track"

 

Reminds me of when it was posted up the page.

7 hours ago, nnm said:

No reference to Jared Goff is complete without this. 

 

He won?  He won!  Does he get more money now!?!?!?

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