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Beyond Meat executive likes the taste of flesh, allegedly

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1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

 

 

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According to a preliminary report, the incident happened at a parking garage near Razorback Stadium following Arkansas’ victory over Missouri State. 

Considering the location, I am surprised there wasn't forced butt sex involved too.

 

"Wooo Pig Sooie!!!"

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37 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Homercle's law in full effect.
 

Homercles cares not for beans

He's about to experience "Beyond Prison Rape".

26 minutes ago, F250 said:

Considering the location, I am surprised there wasn't forced butt sex involved too

Surly RV wasn't there.

When your sister isn’t available for sex, you have this. 
Honestly thought this was normal in that area.

 

When a male sea otter finds a receptive female, the two engage in playful and sometimes aggressive behavior. The male often grasps the female's nose in his teeth, causing it to become swollen and bloody. The wounds form pink scars that researchers can use to identify individual 

Arkansas mating. 
Move along, move along

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

He paired it with a nice Beyond Chianti and I Can’t Believe They’re Not Fava Beans.

I regret I have but one rep to give.

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Homercle's law in full effect.
 

Ha, now that’s a throwback but still seems true…first reply is most often the best. 

All that fake-ass meat is turning that dude into a chimp.

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