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#4

James Allison is from Alice.  He should be on there, considering how many spares are listed. 

#5

Matthew McConaughey should have made the map since there is a blank space at Uvalde.

#6
1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah, i can't find anything that says he was born anywhere but LA. 

They put him in Los Angeles, Tx by mistake (not kidding)

#10
2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

No Freddy Fender, map is invalid. 

Tyler.

Some dude named Earl.

Fredericksburg

Chester Nimitz

 

Edited by slorch

#13
1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Carol Burnett.

This.  And map excludes Steve Martin?  Steve Martin. one of the 5 all-around funniest people in the last 50 years.  Think about that.  Stupid map is fucking stupid.  Delete thread.  

#16
5 hours ago, po elvis said:

Matthew McConaughey should have made the map since there is a blank space at Uvalde.

Yeah, pretty obvious omission given that they listed Brad Pitt.  I mean, McConaughey also has an Oscar, and its for best lead actor, not supporting.

#21

Also both Wilsons.

Didn't know Barry White was born here. 

#22

Homer Bailey but no Earl Campbell

riiiiiiiiiiiight

#24

I'm still looking for Alexis Texas on the map. I mean, come on.  Texas is part of her name.  She's from here.

 

#30

Winters, TX-Rogers Hornsby.  Along with Tris and some others, my god what an infield you could make with Texans.  

Fucking OP/map is absolute fucking garbage.  Fucking delete it before we all go down this shitty rabbit hole.  Which, admittedly, I'm already halfway down.  

#31
1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I see Muleshoe still hangs its hat on being home to Lee  Horsley. They've had that sign up since the early 90s, at least.

You got a problem with Matt Houston?

#35
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So that’s where fritch is. 

Right next to Sanford. Duh…

#36
2 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I'm still looking for Alexis Texas on the map. I mean, come on.  Texas is part of her name.  She's from here.

Sort of related:  Anna Nicole Smith - Houston

#37
2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I see Muleshoe still hangs its hat on being home to Lee  Horsley. They've had that sign up since the early 90s, at least.

Don’t forget about ole Hoss Cartwright from O’Donnell

AKA Dan Blocker

#38

Gary P Nunn anyone?  

Also, you can't drive through Winters without seeing the Rogers Hornsby sign.  We're talking baseball royalty...

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/660485-cant-top-this-hornsbys-5-year-run-is-all-time-best

""I've always felt Rogers Hornsby was the greatest hitter for average and power in the history of baseball," - Ted Williams

Edited by texasdago

#40

What.. no Tommy Nobis - it's was his birthday two days ago! San Antonio

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Edited by TexasBeta

#41
3 hours ago, Da Fino said:

No Tommy Tune?

I was also looking for Sandy Duncan.  Both went to Lon Morris Junior College, as did KT Olin, and my pops.

 

#43

I know where Tyler is
I don't see Earl Campbell's name on the map
not in Tyler, hell not anywhere

bad map/bad thread

 

Margo Martindale is the person closest to Tyler, who the fuck is Margo Martindale - again bad map

#47

Not even Davy Crockett or Stephen F. Austin. What a bad map.

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