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Can’t they just threaten to burn couches like the rest of us? 61955e92670ee7363ea8af1507e12b4d.jpg

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The world owes Cam Rising a debt of gratitude. 

SDSU feels like a weird opponent to use this threat on. Probably would’ve used it for Florida or USC.

Well, it worked!

I’ll start working on my email to Sark for OU week. 

Arrest her?  She sounds like a go getter with significant upper management potential

Do we honestly live in a world where an obvious joke is taken seriously as a terrorist threat?

Drunken coed posts she'll blow up a nuclear reactor if the football team doesn't win....and they take that as even remotely anything other than a drunken coed making a dumb joke?

Have we really lost all common sense?

4 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Do we honestly live in a world where an obvious joke is taken seriously as a terrorist threat?

Drunken coed posts she'll blow up a nuclear reactor if the football team doesn't win....and they take that as even remotely anything other than a drunken coed making a dumb joke?

Have we really lost all common sense?

Everyone knows you can’t joke at airport security and the internet.

1 minute ago, po elvis said:

Everyone knows you can’t joke at airport security and the internet.

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8 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Do we honestly live in a world where an obvious joke is taken seriously as a terrorist threat?

Drunken coed posts she'll blow up a nuclear reactor if the football team doesn't win....and they take that as even remotely anything other than a drunken coed making a dumb joke?

Have we really lost all common sense?

Actually you sound like the drunken one.

She posted on social media. Can you accurately ascertain intent from social media? Not to go CR here, but a good number of these perpetrators of mass shootings were found to have made posts suggesting or even outright threatening violence prior to committing the acts.

For all you know, she might have been working for the nuclear facility even if it was as simple a job as a janitor or clerical assistant.

Edited by UDontKnow

1 hour ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Radiant. 

Glowing

Wait, they have a nuclear reactor?  On campus?

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Wait, they have a nuclear reactor?  On campus?

That is what I was thinking.

Texas actually has on at the Balcones Research location.

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Wait, they have a nuclear reactor?  On campus?

 

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That is what I was thinking.

Texas actually has on at the Balcones Research location.

https://dailyutahchronicle.com/2016/11/04/sole-nuclear-reactor-utah-housed-u/

One of the most unique resources the University of Utah offers is a nuclear reactor housed in the Merrill Engineering Building (MEB) on the northwest corner of campus. Though this reactor does not generate electricity to power the U’s buildings, is used extensively in student and faculty research.

If she were a Longhorn fan and this resulted in a Texas win, you bastards would be saying she should do this every week.

 

Obviously, I would also.

Utah's state code is UT.

How have you deviants not pulled the SLC mug shots and identified where she falls on the crazy hot matrix?

22 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Actually you sound like the drunken one.

She posted on social media. Can you accurately ascertain intent from social media? Not to go CR here, but a good number of these perpetrators of mass shootings were found to have made posts suggesting or even outright threatening violence prior to committing the acts.

For all you know, she might have been working for the nuclear facility even if it was as simple a job as a janitor or clerical assistant.

Yes, I can ascertain intent by the fact she said if they didn't win a football game, she would...________.

How many times have any of us said something similarly outrageous yet obviously joking when it comes to a football game?  "If he throws another pick-6, I'm going to _________".   "If they botch another onside kick recovery, I swear I will ______________."

It wasn't that she went online to threaten to blow up a nuclear reactor.  It's that she said, "If they lose this game, I will ___________".  That's what makes the obvious innocent joke obvious and a joke, and not even remotely a real threat of any kind.

19 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That is what I was thinking.

Texas actually has on at the Balcones Research location.

There was one in Taylor Hall (now the Dell CompSci building) for decades before that one was built.

Aggies would threaten to set their water tower on fire.  

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

Do we honestly live in a world where an obvious joke is taken seriously as a terrorist threat?

Drunken coed posts she'll blow up a nuclear reactor if the football team doesn't win....and they take that as even remotely anything other than a drunken coed making a dumb joke?

Have we really lost all common sense?

Comedy is dead.

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

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I hear she can...through a different orifice.

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

Do we honestly live in a world where an obvious joke is taken seriously as a terrorist threat?

Drunken coed posts she'll blow up a nuclear reactor if the football team doesn't win....and they take that as even remotely anything other than a drunken coed making a dumb joke?

Have we really lost all common sense?

She needs to get to blowing QB's instead of blowing nukes  

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

Do we honestly live in a world where an obvious joke is taken seriously as a terrorist threat?

Drunken coed posts she'll blow up a nuclear reactor if the football team doesn't win....and they take that as even remotely anything other than a drunken coed making a dumb joke?

Have we really lost all common sense?

Dude it's even easier than that, she didn't have to blow anything up, just detonate it.

 

edit: I think you just have to pull the pin

Edited by GringoSalado

This broad has to be hot. If so, I’ve finally found my soulmate. 

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I've tried to forget most of the Charlie era, but this statement lingers.  I could see someone paying this gal a visit to check her crazy meter, but it reads like just another stupid fan statement to me.  The only thing concerning in the story is that she "had information about the reactor".  I'm guessing that is a stretch by the authorities to justify the arrest.  If they actually charge and prosecute her just for making that comment, that is unbelievably stupid.   

 

53 minutes ago, blutow said:

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I've tried to forget most of the Charlie era, but this statement lingers.  I could see someone paying this gal a visit to check her crazy meter, but it reads like just another stupid fan statement to me.  The only thing concerning in the story is that she "had information about the reactor".  I'm guessing that is a stretch by the authorities to justify the arrest.  If they actually charge and prosecute her just for making that comment, that is unbelievably stupid.   

 

Blind squirrel etc.

2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Aggies would threaten to set their water tower on fire.  

 

We actually have two nuclear reactors on campus, and if we lose to Arkansas, that chick from Utah is gonna blow one up.

59 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

We actually have two nuclear reactors on campus, and if we lose to Arkansas, that chick from Utah is gonna blow one up.

You should blame Bilbo, so you can get out from underneath that monumentally aggy contract and go find the next 7-5/8-4 coach.  

She was just fission for some attention, and boy did she find it.

16 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

She was just fission for some attention, and boy did she find it.

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18 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'll take one for the team 

It's men like you that sacrifice to make this site what it is today.

We thank you, Spider2YBanana.

(Take pics for IPIHB)

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

It's men like you that sacrifice to make this site what it is today.

We thank you, Spider2YBanana.

(Take pics for IPIHB)

I'll even show my penis to you guys before it hits the landing  (no homo of course)

5 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

Do we honestly live in a world where an obvious joke is taken seriously as a terrorist threat?

Drunken coed posts she'll blow up a nuclear reactor if the football team doesn't win....and they take that as even remotely anything other than a drunken coed making a dumb joke?

Have we really lost all common sense?

That seems to depend on what team you cheer for.

4 hours ago, ultimaton said:

Oh so having team spirit is illegal now?

Oh, I'm sorry.  I thought this was America.  I'm sorry.

50 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

She was just fission for some attention, and boy did she find it.

I'm sure she thought this would be rad, but things mushroomed out of control, and now she is dealing with the fallout.

holy shit.  some of yall are as dumb as she is.... 

Not to be too critical, but what did she think the reaction would be?

1 hour ago, Eugene11 said:

holy shit.  some of yall are as dumb as she is.... 

If banging hot chicks is stupid, I don't want to be right. And Spider2YBanana, too.

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