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When did GameDay turn into such a fucking beating. 

This dumb bitch just said Texas for the TCU/SMU game. 

Get this shit off my TV. ztejas getting stabby. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

When did GameDay turn into such a fucking beating. 

About the time Herbie joined?

Just now, TexArcher said:

About the time Herbie joined?

Herbie's a piece of shit but he's good at his job. Howard, McAffe and Corso drag it down to a much higher degree. 

God dammit. 11am too early for the Mustang faithful.

 

Just now, ztejas said:

Herbie's a piece of shit but he's good at his job. Howard, McAffe and Corso drag it down to a much higher degree. 

Yeah, I just don't like Herbie because he's talked a fair amount of shit about us over the years.

Howard is about as insightful as a ham sammich.

The real answer to your question, imo, is that GameDay's decline started with Corso's stroke.  It gets more painful to sit through every season and apparently ESPN thinks the answer is to add a vapid sideline reporter type chick and a WWE announcer.  Yeah, no.

That's a better play than anything Duggan did last season. 

Theeeeeere's the Duggan I know. 

Eat shit bitch. 

More shitty play calling. 

Nice camera work, ESPN. 

Edited by ztejas

Fucking bubble screen bowl

Our offensive gameplan is fucking horrendous. Mordecai isn't good enough to overcome it. TCU probably wins this by 20+.

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Ponies need to step up on defense...

Personally I think we need to score points to win the football game. 

the cameras are about 45 seconds behind the play so often

damn the TCU running game is on fire

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Our offensive gameplan is fucking horrendous. Mordecai isn't good enough to overcome it. TCU probably wins this by 20+.

Personally I think we need to score points to win the football game. 

This would be a real good time to get some.  Offense keep putting the D on the field, they are gonna get tired.

Throw the fucking ball Rhett you disphit cuck. We have an all-American WR and a gunslinger getting good protection. 

I Hate My Job Office Rage GIF

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Our offensive gameplan is fucking horrendous. Mordecai isn't good enough to overcome it. TCU probably wins this by 20+.

Personally I think we need to score points to win the football game. 

Yeah, ponies need better defense and offense.  But you are correct that smu "needs to score points to win".

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Throw the fucking ball Rhett you disphit cuck. We have an all-American WR and a gunslinger getting good protection. 

I Hate My Job Office Rage GIF

Maybe you should go take a sports walk. 

I dont think she is wearing that tutu in the right spot on her body but I'll allow it. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Maybe you should go take a sports walk. 

Or maybe we should keep throwing it to the guy that's drawn 3 PI calls in 17 minutes of football. 

That was cocky. Glad it worked. 

21-7. Gotta answer again. 

Tanner is such a pussy. Put Stone in. 

Ballgame. Looked about as ready to play as some of the Mack teams in the ou blowouts. 

Ballgame. 

I think we just hired a really shit head coach. Wonder how quickly we can get rid of him. 

Also LOL at the disphit Tech fan that said they have the fastest player in the conference. 

Well at least SMU won the uniform battle today. 

This is turning into a whole bunch of suck.  I'm still in until half.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I'm just here for the @ztejas implosion.

I don't care enough for that. And certainly don't hold SMU football to a particularly high standard. 

If I'm pissed about anything it's that we're probably playing the wrong QB and may have just hired a bad HC. 

@longhornmatt he was pretty good at Miami but definitely agree that it was an unimpressive hire.

This is embarrassing. Let him throw the fucking ball. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Tanner is such a pussy. Put Stone in. 

I’m a big Preston fan. He did a spell coaching my son’s 7on7 team and is just a great kid. 

SMU has zero defense. Duggan, receivers and Miller just shredding them. Really surprised Lashlee has come out so flat the last few weeks. He’s a great offensive mind. Mordecai looks very average. 

Maryland must be playing a lot better today at Michigan than they did at home against SMU last week. 

Just now, Porterhouse said:

Really surprised Lashlee has come out so flat the last few weeks. He’s a great offensive mind. Mordecai looks very average. 

Meh. I guess. He's called a really poor game today. Tanner is a classic fair weather QB. Hangs numbers against shitty teams - doesn't make requisite plays to win big games. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Maryland must be playing a lot better today at Michigan than they did at home against SMU last week. 

SMU played much better last week. 

SMU can't even get a functional play clock in the stadium, amateurs/JV program 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't care enough for that. And certainly don't hold SMU football to a particularly high standard. 

If I'm pissed about anything it's that we're probably playing the wrong QB and may have just hired a bad HC. 

Just giving you some shit, my man. Saw the score at 28-7 and opened up this thread, knowing there'd be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

SMU has had a pretty good run the previous couple of seasons. Better than Texas. Gotta take the good with the bad, is how I see it.

Only reason this is somewhat close is Rashee is legitimately one of the best players in the country. 

"Is Rashee a guy we're going to see play on Sunday?"

Yeah - but only if you like sizeable receivers with elite hands, route-running, physicality and good speed. 

Edited by ztejas

damn the SMU crowd really did show up fashionably WAY late

they have really filled in the stajium

4 beers in the system switching to tall vodka sodas. 

Just have to make sure I'm awake by the end of the Tech game. 

Hanging around. TCU's punter sucks. 

Someone needs to sack up on offense. Besides Rashee who's basically dragging a 500 pound sack full of garbage behind him on every drive. 

Rhett needed to pull Tanner a drive ago. Let Stone throw the ball. 

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