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  • Give credit to Card. Dude saved us on that series.

  • coachherman'sgrill
    coachherman'sgrill

    1st half thoughts...... Fuck Judge Fuck these announcers Fuck Tech Bijan fucks Jwhitt fucks D is finally fucking OL definitely is starting to fuck Sark's play calling fucks And you guessed it, fuck b

  • You dumb motherfucker

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Gonna fuck the Red Raiders....just don't catch the clap boys.

Let’s rip off their heads and shit down their throats.

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck your tortillas sand aggy. 

Texas wins big on it's farewell tour. 

its 

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Please win Please.

We're going to fuck their skeletons out of their bodies. Gotta start having some confidence in this program. 

Spank 'em like the little red headed jersey wearing beeches they are.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We're going to fuck their skeletons out of their bodies. Gotta start having some confidence in this program. 

I saw this on Twitter and had to come see it in the flesh

Is Card the confirmed starter today? 

Just now, Newy25 said:

Is Card the confirmed starter today? 

Yes

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yes

I got to start on your mom last night. So this hits cerca la casa. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yes

...or is he?

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

www.southaustinsmom.net.org

We’re here for the gangbang?

Let's go! Good-bye Lubbock. I will only care about you as I drive around you to get to the ski slopes and fly fishing.

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4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

www.southaustinsmom.net.org

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Just now, Aslan24 said:

I love you all. Hook ‘em.

Pics to determine if I love you back?

1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

I love you all. Hook ‘em.

Username love you long time.

I’m here’ for the fuckening. Let’s do this 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Sanders going for 2 TDs

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

That seemed like a pretty disorganized chant.  Need to get their fuck that girl back

 

 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

We are the Villain...  EMBRACE THE HATE !!! 🤘

 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

too

Damn it!

They're honoring you at your alma mater, you are not in the league any longer and you have a "scheduling conflict."  Ok.....

 

Appointment for a haircuts don’t grow on trees 

9 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Username love you long time.

The lion from Narnia? You do you, bro

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

They're honoring you at your alma mater, you are not in the league any longer and you have a "scheduling conflict."  Ok.....

!

His conflict was with getting his pussy waxed!  Fuck him and fuck the sand aggies

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1 minute ago, hookem2010 said:

The lion from Narnia? You do you, bro

Kinky 

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Who’s in the booth for ESPN today?

Way more important question.  Who is officiating this game today?

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Please score Auburn 

somebody anybody score

Fuck 

Bryan Harsin was the dumbest fucking hire for Barn

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