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The Tech crowd fucking sucks....tortilla throwing cunts.  Throw your tortillas and be quiet you gonorrhea ridden bitches....and your girlfriends too!   

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  • Give credit to Card. Dude saved us on that series.

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    1st half thoughts...... Fuck Judge Fuck these announcers Fuck Tech Bijan fucks Jwhitt fucks D is finally fucking OL definitely is starting to fuck Sark's play calling fucks And you guessed it, fuck b

  • You dumb motherfucker

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

That was some damn good playcalling by Sark. 

Outside of the interception, Texas did whatever they wanted with a 2nd string QB and best WR hobbled. 

Card is also hobbled

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1st half thoughts......
Fuck Judge
Fuck these announcers
Fuck Tech
Bijan fucks
Jwhitt fucks
D is finally fucking
OL definitely is starting to fuck
Sark's play calling fucks

And you guessed it, fuck blowU

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wait but let’s first talk about Judge…

Late to the thread but goddamnit this pissed me off. WTF are they thinking?

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Everybody's tits calmed down now?  Alla y'all Chicken Littles feeling better?

Christ.

We still have Card behind center. Sometimes Card giveth (to the other team) and sometimes Card taketh (sacks).

Card doesn't generally throw interceptions, so not really buying that as a gripe. He does hold on to the ball too long.

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Is it me or is Tennessee’s shade of orange getting more and more yellow?

it’s piss

2 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Last Sunday on ESPN, "Maybe 'aggy' is better than thought"....   My reaction, "or Miami is much worse than thought"....     

Middle Tennessee St is underrated and EASILY a Top 15 team in the country, you stupid fuckin sip 

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Credit Card for bouncing right back after the interception. That was a great throw to Worthy without much chance to set for the throw.

Whole team nutted up big time after that terrible decision and throw. Two stops and two touchdowns. Now run it up

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Whittington is quietly earning a lil money this season

Yea, going to miss his reliable hands and blocking next year. Hopefully Savion can take that role.

Everybody's tits calmed down now?  Alla y'all Chicken Littles feeling better?
Christ.

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Just now, slorch said:

Ramirez?

He's a Tech player who had his season ended in Raleigh because of a gruesome compound fracture in his lower leg.

Nice hill to die on, I guess.

Yeah that was a weird comment

Thoughts on Worthy? He needs to bring in close passes... not everything hits you in the letters... oh wait, sometimes it does and you still fucking drop it....

Just now, Porterhouse said:

Late to the thread but goddamnit this pissed me off. WTF are they thinking?

They had to distract the viewers from the worst half of football in Texas history

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Ramirez?

He's a Tech player who had his season ended in Raleigh because of a gruesome compound fracture in his lower leg.

Nice hill to die on, I guess.

In the heat of battle, pretty sure everything is game. A tech podcast was asking to injure Ewers again…so 🤷🏻‍♂️

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Also...

 

speaking of the band being there and our fans being there.....

 

the announcers made sure to point out that Texas' band is WAAY the fuck up and away along with their fans.... they laughed and said it was great.

 

WE do that same shit  and everyone freaks the fuck out that somehow we are classless

That only matters agains SEC teams. They are the ones that have needed to invent drama. 

 

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Because Peyton could never beat them.

Neither could any other Vol ever. 

These announcers

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If they make that Tiguan in maroon, they can print their own money.

Impressed by UT OLine.

UT backs reads/ cuts/ setting up blocks

No huge negative plays by Tech. Defense needs to answer the bell if Tech is going to have any chance at winning.

I predicted UT 44, Tech 20.  Looking pretty damned possible.

Just now, taybo20 said:

In the heat of battle, pretty sure everything is game. A tech podcast was asking to injure Ewers again…so 🤷🏻‍♂️

stay classy fucktard

Card doesn't generally throw interceptions, so not really buying that as a gripe. He does hold on to the ball too long.

Yup. He doesn’t throw interceptions bc he usually gets sacked before that can happen.


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I want to see Overshown Kindle Donovan Smith on the next drive and put Tech out of their misery.

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Also...

 

speaking of the band being there and our fans being there.....

 

the announcers made sure to point out that Texas' band is WAAY the fuck up and away along with their fans.... they laughed and said it was great.

 

WE do that same shit  and everyone freaks the fuck out that somehow we are classless

You give the “everyones” power by giving one iota of fuck about what they think. 

Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

Thoughts on Worthy? He needs to bring in close passes... not everything hits you in the letters... oh wait, sometimes it does and you still fucking drop it....

He's certainly had his problems with dropped balls since he's been on the 40 Acres. As for today, I'm wondering how good is he because he's hobbling, taking off a play, and then going back in on the proceeding snap.

5 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Miami down 24-3 to Middle Tennessee St l o l

Miami was a signature win last week for aggy.   Recovered well from their upset by App State was the spin.  Lmao!

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Thoughts on Worthy? He needs to bring in close passes... not everything hits you in the letters... oh wait, sometimes it does and you still fucking drop it....

He’s a freshman.  What I saw of him against Bama, he’s the real deal.

all things considered, first half could have been much worse. 

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

In the heat of battle, pretty sure everything is game. A tech podcast was asking to injure Ewers again…so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Agreed.  That's bullshit.  I don't want anyone getting hurt.

Fuck cheap shots too.  So far game has been pretty damned clean.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

Ramirez?

He's a Tech player who had his season ended in Raleigh because of a gruesome compound fracture in his lower leg.

Nice hill to die on, I guess.

No hill. Nothing personal with the dude. Happy he’s gotten through that injury. I don’t wish that kind of injury on any athlete. I do have a bit of an issue with the obvious jabs at Texas. 

3 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

1st half thoughts......
Fuck Judge
Fuck these announcers
Fuck Tech
Bijan fucks
Jwhitt fucks
D is finally fucking
OL definitely is starting to fuck
Sark's play calling fucks

And you guessed it, fuck blowU

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That chip block by Johnson on his reception was fucking devastating. He decleated that guy 

47 minutes ago, austintiger said:

Lmao  If you think this is due to one player being out you need to watch another sport because you don't understand football. There is a complete lack of effort and energy out there

Correct

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Gonna try to catch a quick flight to Lubbock so the Tech fans can gargle my balls.

Extra points if they're shaggy.

For a road game without Agent 0 or Mullet Mesiah starting we are doing enough to win.  Not great, not bad, but good enough.  Second half, we'll "announce our presence with authority".

6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


His hands have been excellent his year. Could be a later round draft pick. If he can stay healthy he can carve out a 10 year NFL career in the slot with the blocking he adds.

He’s a practice and workout warrior. He’s the type of guy to piss off veteran DB’s on his own team with his tough blocking. It might just get him to make a team next year. 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

He’s a freshman.  What I saw of him against Bama, he’s the real deal.

What the hell are you talking about

8 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Miami down 24-3 to Middle Tennessee St l o l

I am quite confident we'd beat our friends to the east by 10 if we were to play them today.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

  So far game has been pretty damned clean.

The student section petri dish on the other hand.....shivers.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So kanas gonna be bowl eligible soon 

Please, please, please let them get aggy in a bowl.....

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

He’s a freshman sophomore.  What I saw of him against Bama, he’s the real deal.

fify

8 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


His hands have been excellent his year. Could be a later round draft pick. If he can stay healthy he can carve out a 10 year NFL career in the slot with the blocking he adds.

He’s a practice and workout warrior. He’s the type of guy to piss off veteran DB’s on his own team with his tough blocking. It might just get him to make a team next year. 

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

That chip block by Johnson on his reception was fucking devastating. He decleated that guy 

Yeah. We have some grown-ass men on the roster. And they play hard and focused. 

6 minutes ago, slorch said:

Ramirez?

He's a Tech player who had his season ended in Raleigh because of a gruesome compound fracture in his lower leg.

Nice hill to die on, I guess.

Hope he recovers. Seriously, that's terrible.

 

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