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2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This team may have grown a pair in the offseason

Or in the last 3 minutes

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  • Give credit to Card. Dude saved us on that series.

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    1st half thoughts...... Fuck Judge Fuck these announcers Fuck Tech Bijan fucks Jwhitt fucks D is finally fucking OL definitely is starting to fuck Sark's play calling fucks And you guessed it, fuck b

  • You dumb motherfucker

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Just now, blacklab said:

according to surly the worst half of football in Texas history, and here we are up 10

are you new here?

This is what a winning program looks like. Zero quit. Buy-in across the board. Short memories. Assignment football.

Keep it up Horns. Long season still. 

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Did that announcer just say Rojo anf Bijan “look so similar”. ??

The other announcer.

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Show that ex-Tech fucker in the box now assholes.

I’ve seen very few guys make difficult plays appear as easy as Bijan does. It’s VY level.

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1 minute ago, blacklab said:

according to surly the worst half of football in Texas history, and here we are up 10

Bro every half is the worst half in Texas football history on this here site.

3 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

A pep band. We have more money than the Vatican and we send 20 band members. 

Texas has a seat at The Meadows?

Did that announcer just say Rojo anf Bijan “look so similar”. ??
I think Lowell gave them the scouting report on Bijan Johnson.
Just now, BarthHollamew said:

2nd half needs to be the dang Bijan show.  

And Agent 0

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We can beat teams by checking down to Bijan, Roschon, and Sanders. 

These guys might be the best 3 players on the team. 

Whittington is quietly earning a lil money this season

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Damn that stadium got awfully quiet just now huh? 

maybe they've been keeping up with this thread and know they have this game easy

Everybody's tits calmed down now?  Alla y'all Chicken Littles feeling better?

Christ.

Also...

 

speaking of the band being there and our fans being there.....

 

the announcers made sure to point out that Texas' band is WAAY the fuck up and away along with their fans.... they laughed and said it was great.

 

WE do that same shit  and everyone freaks the fuck out that somehow we are classless

Some mid day heat, a waining a buzz and a 10 point halftime deficit should make for a calmer third quarter

One of my very favorite Longhorns.  Wish we had three more of him at LB right now.  

He would be a damn good LB too.
2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

That was just the drive we needed.   Chewed clock.  Send the student body home at half to go drink their Natty Lite.

And shut up all their "fat little girlfriends". 

Hope they continue the trend out if the break but these meh starts aren’t going to cut it against OU, Baylor, etc.

Granted, it’s a very different offense with a healthy Ewers.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Whittington is quietly earning a lil money this season

His hands and availability are his only ?s. Everything else is elite. Hands have been good this year so far and he's remained healthy. Someone will take a flyer. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

are you new here?

He should go start his own board.  He has our blessing 

No I am not better. WHAT DID JUDGE DO!!!A

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Also...

 

speaking of the band being there and our fans being there.....

 

the announcers made sure to point out that Texas' band is WAAY the fuck up and away along with their fans.... they laughed and said it was great.

 

WE do that same shit  and everyone freaks the fuck out that somehow we are classless

Exactly 

Just now, houstonevo8 said:

Some mid day heat, a waining a buzz and a 10 point halftime deficit should make for a calmer third quarter

Especially when they throw it to us on their opening drive of the second half.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Show that ex-Tech fucker in the box now assholes.

he is still smiling?

 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is what a winning program looks like. Zero quit. Buy-in across the board. Short memories. Assignment football.

Keep it up Horns. Long season still. 

Credit Card for bouncing right back after the interception. That was a great throw to Worthy without much chance to set for the throw.

That was some damn good playcalling by Sark. 

Outside of the interception, Texas did whatever they wanted with a 2nd string QB and best WR hobbled. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Everybody's tits calmed down now?  Alla y'all Chicken Littles feeling better?

Christ.

We still have Card behind center. Sometimes Card giveth (to the other team) and sometimes Card taketh (sacks).

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

AGENT ZERO TIME

Yep. Fresh 0 in their face to start the 3rd. 

3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

the U couldn't recover after facing jimbo. 

Last Sunday on ESPN, "Maybe 'aggy' is better than thought"....   My reaction, "or Miami is much worse than thought"....     

His hands and availability are his only ?s. Everything else is elite. Hands have been good this year so far and he's remained healthy. Someone will take a flyer. 

His hands have been excellent his year. Could be a later round draft pick. If he can stay healthy he can carve out a 10 year NFL career in the slot with the blocking he adds.
2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Also...

 

speaking of the band being there and our fans being there.....

 

the announcers made sure to point out that Texas' band is WAAY the fuck up and away along with their fans.... they laughed and said it was great.

 

WE do that same shit  and everyone freaks the fuck out that somehow we are classless

Said the same thing to my wife when he stated this.

Gonna try to catch a quick flight to Lubbock so the Tech fans can gargle my balls.

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

And shut up all their "fat little girlfriends". 

I saw that fan shot too. Yeesh, tech talent has fallen off

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Why do we act like Tenn/Florida is a rivalry?   Jesus christ.  

Because Peyton could never beat them.

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Bro every half is the worst half in Texas football history on this here site.

Sight. Moran! So uphauling.....

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I'm so pissed for Gunnar Helm, him and Juan are on the mic hot tomorrow. 

Gunnar was WIDE open 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Everybody's tits calmed down now?  Alla y'all Chicken Littles feeling better?

Christ.

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4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Show that ex-Tech fucker in the box now assholes.

Ramirez?

He's a Tech player who had his season ended in Raleigh because of a gruesome compound fracture in his lower leg.

Nice hill to die on, I guess.

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