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This is how you get the name 7 Win Steve. Have your team unprepared for teams you should beat easily.

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  • Give credit to Card. Dude saved us on that series.

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    1st half thoughts...... Fuck Judge Fuck these announcers Fuck Tech Bijan fucks Jwhitt fucks D is finally fucking OL definitely is starting to fuck Sark's play calling fucks And you guessed it, fuck b

  • You dumb motherfucker

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Fuck you Price hit the lockers pussy. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Cosch Sark you have the best running back in the nation. How do you feel about this next drive. 
 

im throwing deep all day 

With a QB that sucks throwing the deep ball

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cole Hutson has gotten worked on almost every play. 

Not really new though. He's been worked on all season.

Tech time of possession 10mins > Texas.  Still over 9mins left in the 4th qtr.

Mistakes by all 3 units for Horns...

  • Offense
  • Defense
  • Special Teams

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Surprise these bitch refs didn’t throw a flag 

Oh hey update from the sidelines the price is right is not just his name but what he lives by back to you, morons

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cosch Sark you have the best running back in the nation. How do you feel about this next drive. 
 

im throwing deep all day 

Yes but one of the shitiest OL. 

without Ewers this is the same team as last year.  He's the difference in at least 2 wins for this team vs. Card.

Just now, austintiger said:

Its almost like you havent watched a single game with sark as hc. This is normal. Sark the genius is a mith. He is a .500 coach

You'd have to improve to be a .500 poster.

 

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

They are the better team today

we're fucking winning

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Hudson Card cannot throw a deep ball. Incomprehensibly bad.

We all know that. However his coach has not figured it out yet.

Just now, D3zii said:

Joey Out coaching Sark imo 

Every game except alabama.

Just now, sith_horn said:

Not really new though. He's been worked on all season.

Every play starts out in the hole because of him. He has been terrible. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cosch Sark you have the best running back in the nation. How do you feel about this next drive. 
 

im throwing deep all day 

With a QB who can’t throw more than 8 yrds with any accuracy 

hey  sark

 

 

its 3rd and longhorn.... they are going for it here on 4th.

 

get pressure NOW....  do NOT let them get more than 2-3 yards.

 

they are GOING FOR IT.... prepare your fucking team for that

Going to be targeting by anti-Texas rules.  Also, why can't we get an obvious hold when the DT is bearing down on the qb?  

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If we only had a really good TE to help with 3 and long. Oh well. Better stick with the fade routes with a qb that can hit one out of ten.

Just now, dcar00 said:

without Ewers this is the same team as last year.  He's the difference in at least 2 wins for this team vs. Card.

Loss this game, a bowl game gets long in the tooth imo. 

Sark blew it with 14 point lead with that wildcat call on 4th.  

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Worthy and Whittington hurt now. Our defense is gassed. We need some luck to get out of this one with a win. 

Time to start running read option with Card. 

Get the RBs outside. 

The short stuff to sanders and Whitt was working.  But fuck it is want 40 yard fade routes 

If we win y’all need to quit the sunshine pumping shit and stop spamming the threads with advance stats when offenses will perform higher than their averages against us every week. Starter or backups 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Tech time of possession 10mins > Texas.

Mistakes by all 3 units for Horns...

  • Offense
  • Defense
  • Special Teams


I’m really glad you listed out what three units are on a football team. 

I also really hate we are letting this QB look good

1 minute ago, austintiger said:

Its almost like you havent watched a single game with sark as hc. This is normal. Sark the genius is a mith. He is a .500 coach

Can we finally ban this fucker? Only shows up when we are losing. Clear troll.

Texas Offensive Coaching: Opposed to throwing to recievers in the middle of the field since the forward pass was invented.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sark blew it with 14 point lead with that wildcat call on 4th.  

Amazing. I hate football

3 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

How bad is our O-Line?  We’ve been completely hamstrung this entire half on offense.

2021 all over again. collapse in the 2nd half

 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

hey  sark

 

 

its 3rd and longhorn.... they are going for it here on 4th.

 

get pressure NOW....  do NOT let them get more than 2-3 yards.

 

they are GOING FOR IT.... prepare your fucking team for that

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1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

We all know that. However his coach has not figured it out yet.

I agree...

but it doesnt help that the WRs  - esp worth and whit keep dropping passes they should fucking catch. 

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