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Welp. At least there is no longer any question who our FG kicker should be.

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  • Give credit to Card. Dude saved us on that series.

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    1st half thoughts...... Fuck Judge Fuck these announcers Fuck Tech Bijan fucks Jwhitt fucks D is finally fucking OL definitely is starting to fuck Sark's play calling fucks And you guessed it, fuck b

  • You dumb motherfucker

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Please let us go on defense first so the offense knows what they need to do. 

I do not trust this defense to hold Tech to 3. 

Did he say, “Hats or ass?”

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

He just said “pulled that out of their ass” line on tv

I swear he said Ahats.

Would've been nice if Sark called plays like that during the rest of the second half, instead of toying with minute variations on the Rocat

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

"And Texas pulled one out of their ass." Love it.

I wasn't sure if I imagined that or not.

Just now, Rip76 said:

Did he say, “Hats or ass?”

Hats

Did he just say Texas pulled one out of their ass? If not it would have been appropriate.

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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Okay the 21 second drill was executed to perfection. 

Milton! 

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

He has limited play calling with Card, Card can’t get firsts so the defense is on the field the whole game, everything is different if Ewers could play. 

He didn't scheme to Card's strengths did he? Yeah, Card is no Ewers, but there is plenty a good offensive guy should be able to do with him, Robinson and Johnson. To say otherwise is just making excuse for terrible coaching.

 

Hell we had a lead and a chance to put some distance between them after they went for it on 4th in the first 2nd half series. Look at that terrible series of calls.

Did he say, “Hats or ass?”

I wasn’t sure, but we know what he meant
Who made that one hand catch???

Milton

Time to pull the defense off the oxygen machine and make a stop.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

neg away boys

 

i deserve it

You've done worse. I have the negatives. Send Bitcoin.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Who made that one hand catch???

Milton.

for fuck's sake send the house every play on defense, nothing else has worked

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I loterally walked outside. Did we seriously drive down in 21 seconds and tie it up 

Well walk yo ass back outside we tryna win!!!! 

Put Ewers in for OT.

Nah. Sark can’t call a deep ball starting from the 25.

IDGAF… they should still fire half the staff on the tarmac.

Gonna go back outside since we

acored in 19 seconds. 

Time for that turnover!!  Please!  (From Tech)

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Sark’s glasses are fucking stupid. Someone step in and stop that.

Also, fuck this game.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

That was an amazing 21 seconds. I'm quite chuffed by it. Still, don't love our chances in OT.

Quote from your wife on the wedding night?

How is there not a photoshop of Sesame Street Bert with our Bert's hair?

I did not expect Bert Auburn to be in my three favorite Longhorns this year, but here we are.

Ties were abolished in 1996 and we didn't have one until 2013? And now we've had 10 since 2016?

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

This is on Texas if we lose. Shitty performance

Well who else would it be on?

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

So we have to have to rely on our defense huh

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