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It’s going to be a long fucking season. Tech is not even close to what’s coming next. I’m tired of the excuses. There aren’t any. This game is on Sark. And fuck him.

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  • Give credit to Card. Dude saved us on that series.

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    1st half thoughts...... Fuck Judge Fuck these announcers Fuck Tech Bijan fucks Jwhitt fucks D is finally fucking OL definitely is starting to fuck Sark's play calling fucks And you guessed it, fuck b

  • You dumb motherfucker

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

We don’t respect lesser opponents.. haven’t for years. It’s not the old days when you can out-talent everyone. Great coaches can scheme and beat you

WTF? Tech is not a lesser opponent. We haven't done anything to justify a sense of superiority in years. If they can't get up for a Big 12 opponent, that's not arrogance that a delusional psychosis. We just aren't good, it's not about playing down to anybody. 

There is no reason to keep PK around any longer. Four games into year two should be enough to know what he is, which is a fucking liability in scheme, in-game decisions, and recruiting. He brings nothing to the fucking table. Fire that useless fuck and promote Patterson already!

Any competent QB and this game isn’t close.  Open receivers but Card waits too long to throw and gives the defense time to catch up.  He’s really bad. 

this game was lost at the LOS, like most games are.

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Brian Robinson speaking the truth right now.  Team has no identity. And what works on offense we go away from. 

Brian Robinson?

/jk

4 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I heard we lost to a high school corch.  Is that true?

 

He actually coaches in college now.

The problem at Texas in recent years is they bring it in the headlining games, but don’t in all the other games.  #Heartless

Just now, David Dennison said:

Brian Robinson?

/jk

Fixed. Stupid autocorrect. 

Just now, stork642 said:

Any competent QB and this game isn’t close.  Open receivers but Card waits too long to throw and gives the defense time to catch up.  He’s really bad. 

Holds it way too long and can’t throw deep. Bad combo 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

WTF? Tech is not a lesser opponent. We haven't done anything to justify a sense of superiority in years. If they can't get up for a Big 12 opponent, that's not arrogance that a delusional psychosis. We just aren't good, it's not about playing down to anybody. 

You are stupid.

Tceh may not win another game. And please Lord let it be so. But damn we just have NO HEART WHATSOEVER THE FUCK

Just now, hookem48 said:

this game was lost at the LOS, like most games are.

I agree on the offensive side of the ball. 

Not on the defensive side. Texas controlled the run game with 3 DL almost all game. The lack of pass rush is because its 3 vs 5. That's a PK problem not a LOS problem. 

995'rs have sung the praises of Hutson, but he hasn't been worthy of it. But I won't blame him for that. He's a true freshman and getting beat like a rented mule. Clearly though, Flood must not feel Cambpell or Williams are ready for prime time.

Just now, stork642 said:

Any competent QB and this game isn’t close.  Open receivers but Card waits too long to throw and gives the defense time to catch up.  He’s really bad. 

This game is not on Hudson Card or the offense. This game is on a defense and coaching staff that allowed Tech to convert 6 of 8 fourth downs.

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

34 points should be good enough to win. Can't blame Card, actually the OL is much worse than Card.   Soft D killed it. 


We scored 7 points in the first 29:59 of the second half. Offense sustained no drives and as a result our defense melted. Offense could have put the fucking game away instead we kept running it up the middle with our dogshit interior run blocking and Sark “mr creativity” looked like Shawn Watson trying to run the spread. 

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Sark’s record at Texas is… checks notes…. 7 and 9

And some of those we’re lucky to have won!

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I agree on the offensive side of the ball. 

Not on the defensive side. Texas controlled the run game with 3 DL almost all game. The lack of pass rush is because its 3 vs 5. That's a PK problem not a LOS problem. 

we rushed 4 and 5 also and let the qb stand in a clean pocket killing us.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Went 100% predictable run, run, pass when it was on the line. If you don't trust your QB at all then play a different one. 

It is not like Card didn't make some plays. He can do stuff. I had much more confidence he could convert that 4th and 3 than the defense stop anybody.

Sark is a very good OC but not HC

What are the positives from this horrible performance?
Gut feeling only but Card was manageable and made plays when needed. Besides that?

2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

You are stupid.

Probably. But Tech is not lesser than we are. 

Starts on defense, we let a high school coach call a high school game, couldn't stop them and they tracked up over 90 plays. That wears you out and our offense could  never get into a glow. And I'll say it again, there was never a QB battle in the off-season, there's a clear cut number one and two. 

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Tceh may not win another game. And please Lord let it be so. But damn we just have NO HEART WHATSOEVER THE FUCK

Well they already won their Super Bowl, so they don't have to win any more games

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

What are the positives from this horrible performance?
Gut feeling only but Card was manageable and made plays when needed. Besides that?

Bert?

Tech nickel and dimed us all game long, just like UTSA and we let them. Fuck this shitty bend no break defense, it fucking broke and we stuck with it.

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Same old Texas. 

Stupid motherfucking hire. 

Ya know, whether it’s football, baseball (well, not really them), basketball, volleyball, they always seem to fuck it up.  I thought about making a t-shirt, burnt orange, that just says “Same old Texas” in white.  It is what it is.  Fuck.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

What are the positives from this horrible performance?
Gut feeling only but Card was manageable and made plays when needed. Besides that?

Sideshow Bert is a solid kicker.  May need him to beat out KU.

Edited by OU Sucks

What are the positives from this horrible performance?
Gut feeling only but Card was manageable and made plays when needed. Besides that?
None. We lost to a .500 team with a HS coach.

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3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

995'rs have sung the praises of Hutson, but he hasn't been worthy of it. But I won't blame him for that. He's a true freshman and getting beat like a rented mule. Clearly though, Flood must not feel Cambpell or Williams are ready for prime time.

Agreed that he has been pretty bad and also that it shouldn't spell the end for a true freshman. But it's a fact, he's been terrible. 

8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Well we have the portal. Oh wait we didn’t portal much on defense this year.

Results of a dog shit coaching search and settling. Other programs went out and got big time coaches from programs. We settled for a 7 win drunk fraud. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Basketball 

Yeah. Feeling good about Beard. 

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Kansas is going to push our shit in.

They have already won two pretty tough road games and I’d bet are favorites to win vs Iowa State next week. Good coach makes a big difference. If you’re just mediocre you can win if you have a great staff and talent. I’ve not seen anything to suggest Sark is better than mediocre at HC. The play calling was on him. Ewers couldn’t play. I get that. Card did a lot of things right but he’s not Ewers. It was incumbent on Steve Lostagain to call plays that worked for the personnel on the field. That wildcat RoCat stuff was predictable and awful. Steve Lostagain called some just total dogshit in the second half for the most part. Our D couldn’t get set and we couldn’t somehow do something with Rojo and Bijan? It’s just bizarre. But Kansas is averaging 48 points a game. 

6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Shit’s real, some of these Coaches need to get in the mother fucker!

They’re about to cause me to get in the motherfucker. 

Might as well rip off the band-aid and hire Traylor or promote Patterson.

But we'll do neither, so at least I don't have to labor under the delusion that this program is going anywhere anytime soon.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Results of a dog shit coaching search and settling. Other programs went out and got big time coaches from programs. We settled for a 7 win drunk fraud. 

who did? aggy?

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sark is a very good OC but not HC

Sark is a very good OC with a NFL QB

He can’t call plays for shit to suit the players he has 

21 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Surly in a nutshell.  Widely considered the best back in CFB

Yeah.  That was a Heisman caliber fumble with the game on the line.

This team with Heisman and Butkus candidates gets put in bitch play calling.  Is Texas Tech a more talented team?  Would Joey wail on Sark if the teams were switched?  Absolutely.  Can Sark distinguish what's not working yet?  Still going to play a freshman lineman and senior despite them getting beaten repeatedly?  How do you retain talent behind these guys when coaching showed they aren't willing to play or even see if they can do better?  How is this team supposed to believe in a system that plays to its weaknesses?  If Texas is supposed to play fast and shows that the defense does better pressuring the qb, why does Texas continue rushing 3 and 4?  How are players supposed to believe in a system that plays like they're bitches?  Is losing by 3 in OT more acceptable than losing in regulation?  Is Joey M a better head coach than Sark and PK, because they just showed they were.    

I'm sorry our rb isn't in a better system, with better play calling. I'm wondering if there's a better system for linebackers, because Texas hasn't developed them in a long time.  Meanwhile, teams with less are doing more and Texas just lost to one of those teams.   It's a travesty and waste of talents and skills.  

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5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


We scored 7 points in the first 29:59 of the second half. Offense sustained no drives and as a result our defense melted. Offense could have put the fucking game away instead we kept running it up the middle with our dogshit interior run blocking and Sark “mr creativity” looked like Shawn Watson trying to run the spread. 

I think rathet the defense couldn't get off the field and our offense lost it's rhythm. Having to start on the 1 yard line didn't help.

This team has the psyche of a lower team that gets up once a year to play their superbowl game. This year it was Bama who got our best shot. Seven loss Steve is a terrible head coach and not a great play caller when it comes to leading a less talented roster. 

Just now, austintiger said:

What did you expect from sark and seven?

You're not wrong, but FIVE GOLDEN RODS!!!

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