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15 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

A backup QB who runs out of pocket at first sign of pressure,  bailed out on some passes by extraordinary receiver play,  throws into heavy pressure for incompletions, a couple of completed 7 yrd throws, an interception at crucial moment, and ultimately a loss.   So basically Card of 2017 is essentially the same as Card 2022.

Yup, not much improvement. I saw enough of him after that game. 

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    I just rewatched the game, and I don’t know what the Card haters expect. I see a quarterback that is improving with more playing time. He went 21 of 27 - one of which was a Hail Mary at the

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2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  Colt had everything except arm talent, which is ultimately why he never got a starting job in the NFL. If he had a stronger arm he would've been a top 5 pick. 

Colt has 33 starts in his career including being the day 1 starting QB for the Browns in 2011.

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Colt has 33 starts in his career including being the day 1 starting QB for the Browns in 2011.

  There are 3 types of QBs in the draft. Guys who have it all. Guys who have all the mental and mechanical tools, but lack the physical measurements. Guys who have all the measurables but maybe need a bit of work on the mental side. Colt is the second guy, which is why he is still there to draft in the 3rd round. 

   You are taking this the wrong way. If anything it's a compliment to how good Colt was, to be able to do so much while not being able capitalize on all of the playbook. Colt was amazing and I couldn't imagine how he would be with Kyler Murray's arm. 

Some sportswriter once compared Colt to other QB's.  He said "Colt has limitations, the other guys have flaws".

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Some sportswriter once compared Colt to other QB's.  He said "Colt has limitations, the other guys have flaws".

Exactly. That dude worked the middle of the field like no other. He knew he couldn't throw the deep out on a rope and that was ok. He knew what he was good at and played to his strengths. 

If his ankle is healthy, I would like to see Card on some designed running plays, rollouts, etc the next two weeks. Kid really does look like he could be a devastating runner.

 

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3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Card is Case reincarnated 

Case beat OU sucks. Don't insult him by comparing him to Card.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Case beat OU sucks. Don't insult him by comparing him to Card.

Fuck. You're right. He's Chance Mock reincarnated 

Martinez and duggan using their feet to help their team win makes me wish card would quit being a soft pussy and just take off running, fuck sark and his offense, you aren’t going to be the starter much longer anyway. Win the damn game 

26 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck. You're right. He's Chance Mock reincarnated 

Mock beat Tech.

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Mock beat Tech.

Damn. He's really just the fucking worst, isn't he? I didn't think I could dislike him anymore than I already did. He's below average at best. That's fucking sad that "recruiting sites" honestly tried to convince everyone that it was a tight race. 

Card has yet to beat a P5 team as a starter. Let’s hope it changes today, but that is an incredible stat. 

3 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Card has yet to beat a P5 team as a starter. Let’s hope it changes today, but that is an incredible stat. 

He has only played against 2, both on the road against teams that hate Texas more than they like their own team.

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He has only played against 2, both on the road against teams that hate Texas more than they like their own team.

Even in games he’s taken over or played in, he has one win against a P5 team (last year versus Tech). That’s not great. 

Win a fucking game God damnit

1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Even in games he’s taken over or played in, he has one win against a P5 team (last year versus Tech). That’s not great. 

That is not what you said.

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That is not what you said.

Who gives a shit what I originally said - if he wins today, this will be the first time he’s beaten a P5 team as a starter or coming in for a starter that was injured. That’s an abysmal record considering he’s had 6 opportunities. 

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He has only played against 2, both on the road against teams that hate Texas more than they like their own team.

Yet every damned one of them would transfer to Texas if the opportunity arose.

Can’t keep sending him out there. He is shell shocked and just watches the pass rushers and takes sacks. Too fucked in the head to look downfield.

Nice TD great drive there let's build on that Card-dawg

I'm being real, Card looks a lot better beside that missed deep ball and early sack.

Making good decisions, get the ball out before pressure.

I'm a happy camper. Maybe just takes a while for him to practice and get confident.

Card has looked so much better, but our skill talent is just a nightmare for their secondary. Card has been poor with ball placement all night but it doesn't matter. This is what Sarkisian can do. He makes average QBs look good when the #1 reads are open all the time.

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1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Game seems to have slowed down for him a bit. Finally.

That is what I said last week  before he regressed. I do agree he is improving but he’s still not trusting his reads. 

Card is not great. He misses sure touchdowns. He throws late on routes. He holds the ball too long. He has poor mechanics. However, he’s finding receivers, he’s getting the ball there most of the time, and he’s moving away from pressure in the pocket. He’s also injured. Not bad overall. Texas would definitely be better with Ewers but he’s not as bad as some of you think. 

he has no football awareness

he's trying to play turn based strategy games in a real time environment. not good homie 

How the fuck are you clowns still hating on a guy who just threw for over 200 yards in a half?!?!?!?

He’s not amazing but he is a more than serviceable backup QB.

1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

How the fuck are you clowns still hating on a guy who just threw for over 200 yards in a half?!?!?!?

He’s not amazing but he is a more than serviceable backup QB.

Because he airballed a WR who then went to throw a much better deep ball than him…

4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

How the fuck are you clowns still hating on a guy who just threw for over 200 yards in a half?!?!?!?

He’s not amazing but he is a more than serviceable backup QB.

Because a lot of yards have come off designed underneath throws or screens to get WR’s in open space.  Then there’s WV’s DB’s are really bad and our WR’s are standing waiting for under thrown balls and they aren’t knocking them down or intercepting them. VS a decent defense those 200 yards aren’t there.

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22 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

How the fuck are you clowns still hating on a guy who just threw for over 200 yards in a half?!?!?!?

He’s not amazing but he is a more than serviceable backup QB.

Because if it's not perfection, everything is fucking calamity with folks.  Card has lousy pocket presence, has issues feeling pressure and his internal clock is really poor which probably means he's not processing quickly, but he's been fairly good tonight for a backup with a gimpy leg.  Let's just enjoy the win and hope Ewers (who has his own issues with pocket presence) gets back healthy in a couple weeks....

 

30 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

How the fuck are you clowns still hating on a guy who just threw for over 200 yards in a half?!?!?!?

He’s not amazing but he is a more than serviceable backup QB.

 

his next school will love him 

He’s had a good game.  I love the high standard, but you  fuckers didn’t have to live through (or have forgotten) Gardere, Morenz, Mock, Heard, Snead, Harris . . . and the list goes on.   Other than Vince orColt, do you enjoy being a fan of this team of college kids?   

1 minute ago, Disco Strangler said:

He’s had a good game.  I love the high standard, but you  fuckers didn’t have to live through (or have forgotten) Gardere, Morenz, Mock, Heard, Snead, Harris . . . and the list goes on.   Other than Vince orColt, do you enjoy being a fan of this team of college kids?   

Yes Mrs. Card. I love Texas but let's not be blind to the guy panicking every single fucking time 

 

Thanks for your son being a part of the university though 

3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Yes Mrs. Card. I love Texas but let's not be blind to the guy panicking every single fucking time 

 

Thanks for your son being a part of the university though 

As Hudson’s mom, you have really hit my sweet spot.  I am embarrassed to say that your dirty talk has made me engorged.  Because I am post-menopausal, I have taken the liberty of putting some lube on the nightstand.  Since you are clearly either not married or your “wife” is remaining voluntarily celibate, come on over.  Hudson has this one in the bag (oh, I’m so hot) by 28 points.

1 minute ago, Disco Strangler said:

As Hudson’s mom, you have really hit my sweet spot.  I am embarrassed to say that your dirty talk has made me engorged.  Because I am post-menopausal, I have taken the liberty of putting some lube on the nightstand.  Since you are clearly either not married or your “wife” is remaining voluntarily celibate, come on over.  Hudson has this one in the bag (oh, I’m so hot) by 28 points.

fuck man...err ma'am you are getting me hard 

 

Card has missed four touchdowns this game. Good grief. 

He’s really done a pretty good job, and will be a nice QB wherever he ends up next year. 

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