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I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

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I can’t wait for Sark to tell whatever reporter that has the audacity to ask him who the starting qb is next week to fuck off.  So smooth and clever!!!

 

i know I know.  Hudson card is the issue

I will agree if he lacks the balls to fire the DC.  Texas scored plenty enough points to win.  Defense has been and continues to be THE problem.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

 

wait until the ou game

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

I have absolutely zero room to talk, but...

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Make fatterson head coach. Demote Sark to OC ( have to keep him on staff to prevent Arch from decommitting) . Move PK to D-Line assistant. Search for a new DC

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3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I have absolutely zero room to talk, but...

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Yes it is. Shut your stupid fucking aggy frontrunning Warriors-ass up and let the adults talk here, princess. You don't have the constitution for a thread like this. 

I mean really - your program is an even bigger joke right now so do us all a favor, take a step back, fuck yourself in the face then quit putting your nose into shit where it doesn't belong, dickhead. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Dude, we’ve lost to Kansas…twice. 
As far as this game, we had our shitty backup QB playing, lost our best WR (not that our QB could hit him anyway) and didn’t have a somewhat decent LB the first half which may have kept them out of the end zone at least once. We are fine (assuming Ewers comes back). 

Everyone was predicting 7 or 8 wins…well, that comes with 4-5 losses. 

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What did people think when we hired him? He's a fucking loser head coach. Always has been and always will. Did people really believe in hype because he was in Bamas staff? That talent factory runs itself. He did nothing there except blend in.

The mediocre train will be looking for a new head coach soon. Yay.

They won’t make any moves. Nothing will change all year. They’ll fire pk end of the season and maybe promote Patterson if he doesn’t get a head coaching job next year and then we will see what happens.

3 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

Fire the head coach and the DC then promote Patterson to HC.

Fuck it, I'm in.

Patterson would've run the god damned ball and won this game.

If only we had an employee that figured out how to make TCU bad ass for 20 years on staff that we could just promote….

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

Negative. He has many other losses that should be considered

Sark is losing to Kansas again this season full stop

They actually look good this year. They beat our asses when they look bad, so yeah.
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PK should be fired tonight BEFORE they leave Lubbock.  It was blatantly obvious that the Tech QB could not handle pressure and he repeatedly would not bring it.  That is a gross dereliction of duty and should merit a "get the fuck out you overpriced SOB" before the plane even starts its engines.  

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2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Dude, we’ve lost to Kansas…twice. 
As far as this game, we had our shitty backup QB playing, lost our best WR (not that our QB could hit him anyway) and didn’t have a somewhat decent LB the first half which may have kept them out of the end zone at least once. We are fine (assuming Ewers comes back). 

Everyone was predicting 7 or 8 wins…well, that comes with 4-5 losses. 

Tech was totally overmatched today. In every phase of the game. And we let them off the hook.

Guess who else was playing with a backup QB?

That shit was fucking terrible.

Go fuck yourself. 

Gary Patterson or Jeff Traylor would be a major step up compared to the dogshit we put out on the field today.

7 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I will agree if he lacks the balls to fire the DC.  Texas scored plenty enough points to win.  Defense has been and continues to be THE problem.

Fire the [insert coordinator], then the HC will be fine

I feel like I’ve seen that movie before 

If Texas quick triggers Sark they are going to have to hand out a Jimbo-esque contract to get a good coach to come in.

Aren't you an SMU guy? 

Our DBs lack ball skills, but leaving them out to dry would work better than this death by a thousand cuts thing. Our guys were missing tackles and getting ran over on others like last year too. Brought their hats and left the cattle.

PK should have dialed up more pressure and lived with it. Sark needs to make a move there ASAP. 

This is similar to the Charlie Strong "new offense" under Shawn Watson. Same old shit for the most part. Guys aren't playing close coverage consistently and the DL isn't getting much pressure either.

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Make fatterson head coach. Demote Sark to OC ( have to keep him on staff to prevent Arch from decommitting) . Move PK to D-Line assistant. Search for a new DC

Surely we can find someone cheaper to call play action and the wildcat?

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yes it is. Shut your stupid fucking aggy frontrunning Warriors-ass up and let the adults talk here, princess. You don't have the constitution for a thread like this. 

I mean really - your program is an even bigger joke right now so do us all a favor, take a step back, fuck yourself in the face then quit putting your nose into shit where it doesn't belong, dickhead. 

I like alcohol too.

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@aggie08 that busted coverage Pig TD was pretty shocking. 

BlowU got a new coach had 60 dudes enter the portal with shit recruits and they are going to throttle us 

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

Typical Texas fan.  I even predicted it would be you and your perma-menstrual personality.  You or satan-ass or whatever the fuck his name is.  

Horrible loss.  Predictable.  2nd team QB and the All-American RB fumbles it in OT.  Those are tough hurdles to overcome on the road.  Should we have overcome them?  Yep.  (Well, not the fumble, but it shouldn't have been OT in the first place.)  But you don't win every game you "should".  Fans like you are almost 100% of our problem.

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

Bro they lost to Kansas twice and got smoked by Maryland just in recent memory.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yes it is. Shut your stupid fucking aggy frontrunning Warriors-ass up and let the adults talk here, princess. You don't have the constitution for a thread like this. 

Oh, I really should have read the whole thread before posting.  This gem is gorgeous.  Lay off the bottle.

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Someone should bump the thread when Sark was hired. The reaction was about like the new sheriff scene in blazing saddles. Our initial instinct was correct. Everything since has been scratching our balls waiting for the inevitable.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, I really should have read the whole thread before posting.  This gem is gorgeous.  Lay off the bottle.

Lay off being a pussy.  Texas losing that game is almost incomprehensible. 

It wasn't at night, but it was one of those typical Tech games from about 10-15 years ago.  Just FUBAR.

I guess Tech never really went away from it, but Maguire seems to have them running the Leachian offense better than they have in a few years.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Typical Texas fan.  I even predicted it would be you and your perma-menstrual personality.  You or satan-ass or whatever the fuck his name is.  

Horrible loss.  Predictable.  2nd team QB and the All-American RB fumbles it in OT.  Those are tough hurdles to overcome on the road.  Should we have overcome them?  Yep.  (Well, not the fumble, but it shouldn't have been OT in the first place.)  But you don't win every game you "should".  Fans like you are almost 100% of our problem.

Yeah true fans just pay money to watch a team full of talent under perform and shit themselves in the second worst conference against a bunch of irrelevant shitty stupid fuck teams from places nobody has ever been. 

Lubbock.

Fuck Lubbock and fuck Sark 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

It wasn't at night, but it was one of those typical Tech games from about 10-15 years ago.  Just FUBAR.

Typical big 12 game where we can't draw a holding or PI call but maybe 1 every 10 times it happens right in front of thet same cuckold ref that ALWAYS officiates big games for Texas and ALWAYS fucks us.

Fuck everything.

It's not just PK and a defense that cannot get off the field. We have what, 2 turnovers in 4 games this season? We gave Tech 3 first downs due to stupid mental errors including a first and goal after the offside. 

But it would have been kinda nice to call anything but inside zone on first downs in the second half, when that play was yielding 1 yd on average (and resulted in the fumble in OT)... we were rolling in the first half with quick passes, didn't throw a single screen or swing pass in the second half I believe. 

It is complementary football with a sucking defense and a sucking offense. Burn everything down....

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

You spell and type extremely well for someone born after 11/13/21!

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lay off being a pussy.  

Explain.  Please, dear God, explain.

We didn’t need the refs to help out today. We pretty much fucked ourselves.

fatterson isn't the answer we need at HC. Perhaps as a LB coach or maaaybe a DC, but that guy isn't going to turn things around as the HC.

not here he won't.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Explain.  Please, dear God, explain.

Explain what? Do you need me to explain to you that we've been a laughing stock for 13 fucking seasons now? Do you need me to explain to you that a loss on the road against Tech when we clearly have the better team does nothing but further diminish that image? 

Why don't you explain some shit to me. Explain what we have to look forward to as Texas football fans. Explain why I should believe that we're going to do anything but be a mediocre sack of dog shit again for the next 5 seasons. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Explain what? Do you need me to explain to you that we've been a laughing stock for 13 fucking seasons now? Do you need me to explain to you that a loss on the road against Tech when we clearly have the better team does nothing but further diminish that image? 

Why don't you explain some shit to me. Explain what we have to look forward to as Texas football fans. Explain why I should believe that we're going to do anything but be a mediocre sack of dog shit again for the next 5 seasons. 

Quinn Ewers

16 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Aren't you an SMU guy? 

It's been a rough day for him.

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I mean seriously y'all are fucking children. 

"Hey Surly - I know we suck but it's okay because I don't like ztejas as a poster so that means our football team is actually going to be good!"

Get a grip. 

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Just now, ztejas said:

Explain what? Do you need me to explain to you that we've been a laughing stock for 13 fucking seasons now? Do you need me to explain to you that a loss on the road against Tech when we clearly have the better team does nothing but further diminish that image? 

Why don't you explain some shit to me. Explain what we have yo look forward to as Texas football fans. Explain why I should believe that we're going to do anything but be a mediocre sack of dog shit again for the next 5 seasons. 

I'll explain clearly:  you need to stop drinking.  You have zero ability to suss shades of gray.  You can't handle complicated problems.  You let yourself get wrapped around the axle over individual data points without the ability to look at the bigger picture.  In short, you are a lower-intellect, embarassing example of what a UT education could represent, and I can only hope I'm wrong about the UT education part.

Fuck off.  Dry out.  Rethink your life choices.

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

But you don't win every game you "should".

The literal definition of a bad coach is losing all the games you 'should', while not winning all the games you 'should'. Sark has fit that definition to a fucking T in his career here.

ztejas has his ass up between his shoulderblades because TCU knocked off his alma mater and now he can't wear his UT tshirt to feel better.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Quinn Ewers

Yeah that would be cool if Alabama defensive linemen didn't injure him on purpose second fucking game of the year.

 

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