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  • Typical Texas fan.  I even predicted it would be you and your perma-menstrual personality.  You or satan-ass or whatever the fuck his name is.   Horrible loss.  Predictable.  2nd team QB and the

  • Also @jimmyjazz gatekeeping Texas fandom is really a bad look. It's pretty well known that I didn't graduate from Texas, but had an unorthodox Texas student life during my college aged years. Just bec

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#1052
7 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This is the sort of shit one expects to see after a tough loss ... but Texas just smoked OU by 49. Forty-nine to zip, gents.

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Between ztejas/Hagbard and Wulaw/DefinitelyNot, this all seems like some bizarre performance art.

(NGL, though, I am entertained.)

Dude I'm chilling. I've unfortunately become so ubiquitous around here that other posters want to fuck with me regardless of what I'm doing. 

@Radical Larry agreed this thread fucking sucked from the get go.

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

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#1053

These last few pages of this thread remind me of the end of the original blade runner where that dude knows he’s going to die and dips into madness real slow, fucking with Harrison ford but then saving him at the end. Hahaha 

#1059
10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Dude I'm chilling. I've unfortunately become so ubiquitous around here that other posters want to fuck with me regardless of what I'm doing. 

@Radical Larry agreed this thread fucking sucked from the get go.

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

Well…over 40k posts in 4 years, of course you’re ‘ubiquitous’.  And given this thread and your rep/post ratio, seems likely a not insignificant chunk is drunken ranting…so ‘unfortunately’ isn’t a word I woulda chosen.

#1062

No, this was whining about losing to Tech because the OP was a reactionary titty baby. Basically a Texas fan after a loss. 

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

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#1065
2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

Might as well just shut the site down for maintenance on Saturdays then.

#1068
On 10/9/2022 at 2:10 PM, mdmost said:

No, this was whining about losing to Tech because the OP was a reactionary titty baby. Basically a Texas fan after a loss. 

 

What's this "was" shit

  • ztejas changed the title to ztejas sucks
#1070
On 9/24/2022 at 6:20 PM, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

LMAO, how'd I miss this?  You definitely are national championship or 'we're the worst team ever' after every game.  Very very surly.  I'm a fan.  

#1071
4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO, how'd I miss this?  You definitely are national championship or 'we're the worst team ever' after every game.  Very very surly.  I'm a fan.  

Speaking of which, your team (unfortunately) snapped back in a big way today. Gabriel is a difference maker.

#1072
35 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Speaking of which, your team (unfortunately) snapped back in a big way today. Gabriel is a difference maker.

At least Arnold Jackson and the croots won’t all bail - yet.  But OU sucks as you all are well aware.  I just don’t think cutty sark is anything special.  

#1073
31 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least Arnold Jackson and the croots won’t all bail - yet.  But OU sucks as you all are well aware.  I just don’t think cutty sark is anything special.  

Prefer single malts, do ya?

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#1074

At this point, his angry ranting and neg sprees after games for anyone who doesn’t agree with him is *Chef’s kiss*

#1075
12 hours ago, Js1 said:

At this point, his angry ranting and neg sprees after games for anyone who doesn’t agree with him is *Chef’s kiss*

He's crazy. He's so insanely aggressive about every topic that I genuinely worry about his mental health. Needs to get off the internet.

In other words, pretty typical SMU grad.

#1077
8 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

Someone definitely takes the internet too seriously and his name starts with a Z. I had to basically quit reading the Chelsea FC thread behind that idiot.

#1078
8 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

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#1081
17 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

*too

And yeah, he does take this way too seriously.  A lot of people are good shit IRL, but put some alcohol in them and put them on a website and they're gonna go HAM after a football loss.  

#1082
17 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

is he?  iirc he chased off a couple nice looking girls from the alabama tailgate. 

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