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This thread was cheeks when it was started. Didn’t think it could get any worse, especially after a 49 pt shutout of OU, but here we are.

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  • I have absolutely zero room to talk, but...

  • I don't give a shit. Permaban me.  That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team. Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chod

  • Typical Texas fan.  I even predicted it would be you and your perma-menstrual personality.  You or satan-ass or whatever the fuck his name is.   Horrible loss.  Predictable.  2nd team QB and the

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7 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This is the sort of shit one expects to see after a tough loss ... but Texas just smoked OU by 49. Forty-nine to zip, gents.

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Between ztejas/Hagbard and Wulaw/DefinitelyNot, this all seems like some bizarre performance art.

(NGL, though, I am entertained.)

Dude I'm chilling. I've unfortunately become so ubiquitous around here that other posters want to fuck with me regardless of what I'm doing. 

@Radical Larry agreed this thread fucking sucked from the get go.

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

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These last few pages of this thread remind me of the end of the original blade runner where that dude knows he’s going to die and dips into madness real slow, fucking with Harrison ford but then saving him at the end. Hahaha 

On 9/24/2022 at 8:23 PM, usmc0331horn said:

With an actual qb he beats both Tech and Bama. 

I knew Ewers was special.

53 minutes ago, blacklab said:

no, not entertaining, hagbard reporting shit is getting old

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44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

Your reticence will not lull me into a false sense of security. In other words ...

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1 hour ago, Kermit said:

Some drunkass motherfuckers tonight. 

Well, yeah.  Did you watch 49-0?

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Dude I'm chilling. I've unfortunately become so ubiquitous around here that other posters want to fuck with me regardless of what I'm doing. 

@Radical Larry agreed this thread fucking sucked from the get go.

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

Well…over 40k posts in 4 years, of course you’re ‘ubiquitous’.  And given this thread and your rep/post ratio, seems likely a not insignificant chunk is drunken ranting…so ‘unfortunately’ isn’t a word I woulda chosen.

This is the shartiest thread since Shaggybevo

Are you familiar with the shart thread?

So, this is the “Fire Sark” thread, renamed as an insult to HC?

Lulz. T-shirt fan is infantile.

No, this was whining about losing to Tech because the OP was a reactionary titty baby. Basically a Texas fan after a loss. 

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

Then there'd only be like three posts all day ... and probably from @mdleast.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

Might as well just shut the site down for maintenance on Saturdays then.

"The Horns prison raped OU. I'm off to Surly!"

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18 hours ago, mdmost said:

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

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On 10/9/2022 at 2:10 PM, mdmost said:

No, this was whining about losing to Tech because the OP was a reactionary titty baby. Basically a Texas fan after a loss. 

 

What's this "was" shit

On 10/8/2022 at 9:10 PM, blacklab said:

nope, not my circus, not my monkey

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what about this guy?

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On 9/24/2022 at 6:20 PM, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

LMAO, how'd I miss this?  You definitely are national championship or 'we're the worst team ever' after every game.  Very very surly.  I'm a fan.  

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO, how'd I miss this?  You definitely are national championship or 'we're the worst team ever' after every game.  Very very surly.  I'm a fan.  

Speaking of which, your team (unfortunately) snapped back in a big way today. Gabriel is a difference maker.

35 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Speaking of which, your team (unfortunately) snapped back in a big way today. Gabriel is a difference maker.

At least Arnold Jackson and the croots won’t all bail - yet.  But OU sucks as you all are well aware.  I just don’t think cutty sark is anything special.  

31 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least Arnold Jackson and the croots won’t all bail - yet.  But OU sucks as you all are well aware.  I just don’t think cutty sark is anything special.  

Prefer single malts, do ya?

  • 4 weeks later...

At this point, his angry ranting and neg sprees after games for anyone who doesn’t agree with him is *Chef’s kiss*

12 hours ago, Js1 said:

At this point, his angry ranting and neg sprees after games for anyone who doesn’t agree with him is *Chef’s kiss*

He's crazy. He's so insanely aggressive about every topic that I genuinely worry about his mental health. Needs to get off the internet.

In other words, pretty typical SMU grad.

8 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

Someone definitely takes the internet too seriously and his name starts with a Z. I had to basically quit reading the Chelsea FC thread behind that idiot.

8 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

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17 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

*too

And yeah, he does take this way too seriously.  A lot of people are good shit IRL, but put some alcohol in them and put them on a website and they're gonna go HAM after a football loss.  

17 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

is he?  iirc he chased off a couple nice looking girls from the alabama tailgate. 

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