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7-5 Sark gonna 7-5 Sark. It's who he is.

 

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  • I don't give a shit. Permaban me.  That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team. Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chod

  • Typical Texas fan.  I even predicted it would be you and your perma-menstrual personality.  You or satan-ass or whatever the fuck his name is.   Horrible loss.  Predictable.  2nd team QB and the

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4 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

He has more than enough talent to beat Tech.

Good point. Saying it’s a lack of talent means you have to believe that Texas has less talent than NC fucking State….

im going out on a limb and guessing that NCSt hasn’t had a higher 5 year avg recruiting class than Texas has 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We should have won by at least three touchdowns today even with Hudson Card at QB.

That is correct. But we didn’t. That’s both on Sark and Card 

1 minute ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Card actually did well tonight.

Tonight?  What, did he have a threesome lined up with two Tech co-eds that don’t have STDs?

Just now, Otter said:

7-5 Sark gonna 7-5 Sark. It's who he is.

 

We’re going to win 7 games?  Awesome 

4 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Sarkisian’s loss to Texas Tech is exactly your standard, says Texas Tech, Kansas, Baylor, Iowa State, TCU, Maryland, Cal Berkeley, BYU . . .

Sad Will Ferrell GIF by reactionseditor

Why is anyone surprised? The guy has a nearly decade long track record of mediocrity as a HC. This is what we signed up for.

1 minute ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Whoever made the final call on Sark shouldn’t have a fucking job. This guy is a proven loser that had fucking talent galore on Bama and we go with him?? I understand Meyer said no and Brian Kelly said no but man being the university of Texas should still mean something to college football

Who did make the final call?

37 minutes ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Rhule is better than Sark but way overrated.

The point of my post seems to have flown over your head. Go back and study it.

Don't be afraid to ask a friend for help.

Just now, redswingline said:

The point of my post seems to have flown over your head. Go back and study it.

Don't be afraid to ask a friend for help.

I get more pussy than you 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That is correct. But we didn’t. That’s both on Sark and Card 

But more on Sark, his DC, and his DC's defense.

Maybe a little on Card, but not much.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who did make the final call?

CDC said Herman would be back so, it wasn’t him.  

You fucking cunts.  This team was 1 Quinn Ewers and 1 healthy X Worthy away from a 3 TD win today.    Next year, should we need a backup QB, we will turn to the best freshman QB in all of football.  
It's year 2.  Chill the fuck out. 

But coaches in year 1 and year 2 are looking better overall. Explain that. Most of us were not excited when Sark was hired and despite the injuries, we have more than enough talent to beat this Tech team that’ll end up losing 6 games.

That said, if we get blown out by OU with a healthy Ewers, then change this into the “Fire Sark” thread.

Gary would NEVER make it as HC at UT. He has to be in total control. No one can tell him what to do. He would not want to have anything to do with the boosters. He hates the portal and NIL. Does this describe the guy you need?

Look as a Frog, I have tremendous respect for GP. He did so much for TCU; we will always be indebted to him. But the game has passed him by. He has his perfect job as defense analyst. He doesn't have to deal with any of the BS above; he can just focus on defense. The perfect setup for GP. Only if he has the "head coach bug" would he try it again, and I have no idea where he stands on that issue.

11 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

We’re going to win 7 games?  Awesome 

We will be lucky to win 7

16 minutes ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Card actually did well tonight. And I’ve shitted on him since last year. His receivers dropped balls, his OL didn’t help. This loss isn’t on him 

I feel like I watched a completely different game.

Ewers looked great against Bama until he got hurt but the hyperbole about what he will mean to this team when he comes back is way overblown. We have a lot of issues that he won’t cover up. On the field and the sidelines. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I feel like I watched a completely different game.

He doesn’t control the OL nor the play calling nor the hands of the receivers nor the defense giving up. I’m the last guy to take his side trust me but this week it’s pathetic to use the “if Ewers starts” bullshit again 

Lol did the mods really rename this thread to avoid banning their buddy for breaking their numero uno rule?

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


But coaches in year 1 and year 2 are looking better overall. Explain that. Most of us were not excited when Sark was hired and despite the injuries, 

It's not just injuries.  I can't remember the class -- I think it was 2018 -- where Sark was able to play ONE guy.  ONE.  That kind of attrition, whether it's injury, suckage, transfer, or whatever, is really hard to overcome.

Decent starter talent at say 13 of 22 positions backed up by bullshit is a recipe for disaster, but here we are.

21 minutes ago, Otter said:

7-5 Sark gonna 7-5 Sark. It's who he is.

 

19 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

He 5-7nd last year

Maybe he’s dyslexic?

I don’t give a fuck who is playing. Shit coaching is shit coaching. I could see it with Shaka and everyone  could see it in that scared as fuck second half we tossed out there today. That was fucking horrible coaching all the way around. 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Ewers looked great against Bama until he got hurt but the hyperbole about what he will mean to this team when he comes back is way overblown. We have a lot of issues that he won’t cover up. On the field and the sidelines. 

the team has no confidence in Card, it seemed to have supreme confidence in Ewers, we'll see.

50 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

yeah that's it. lets fire yet another coach adding even more to our dysfunctional program and cycling in yet another system for players to learn. 

Then we should have just kept Charlie Strong….

This is playing out almost exactly the same as Strong. 

Strong finished 6-7 and 5-7 in his first two years. Lame duck coach in year 3. Lets see if Texas has common sense this time to do the inevitable before another wasted year. 

1 hour ago, TriStone said:

And that's the worst part.  I long ago gave up hope for us ever being elite again, but I don't think simply being competitive in this dogshit conference is too much to ask.

We’ve won 2 conference championships since 1996. 
 

26 fucking years and counting. I long for the days of winning streaks longer than that. 

JFC what a bunch of dramatic fucking pussies in here.  Shit loss.  Let’s fire our couch, nuke our class, have a bunch of players transfer out and hire… oh we don’t know.  Shut the fuck up you fucking pussies.   

30 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We should have won by at least three touchdowns today even with Hudson Card at QB.

Exactly. He gave it away. That wasn’t on Card. That was on shit play calling and not doing anything to give his defense any breaks 

Just now, 40acredropout said:

JFC what a bunch of dramatic fucking pussies in here.  Shit loss.  Let’s fire our couch, nuke our class, have a bunch of players transfer out and hire… oh we don’t know.  Shut the fuck up you fucking pussies.   

3-8 in our last 11 will do that.

28 minutes ago, Otter said:

7-5 Sark gonna 7-5 Sark. It's who he is.

 

Prepare to be negged into Bolivia. I posted that last year and got crushed.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Explain what? Do you need me to explain to you that we've been a laughing stock for 13 fucking seasons now? Do you need me to explain to you that a loss on the road against Tech when we clearly have the better team does nothing but further diminish that image? 

Why don't you explain some shit to me. Explain what we have to look forward to as Texas football fans. Explain why I should believe that we're going to do anything but be a mediocre sack of dog shit again for the next 5 seasons. 

Then leave, no one's asking you to stick around. If something makes you miserable then eliminate it from your life

There are only 2 possibles:

1. Sark is a idiot

2.  Sark is not an idiot but is employing the ‘Princess Bride’ logic of opposite coaching because “thats what they would think I would do” and thus coaching like an idiot.

Is it really that difficult to see that certain plays are working and others are not and thus call more plays that are working?  I feel like a 10yr old could do that.  Why can’t a group of grown ass men who have dedicated their entire lives to this profession do that?  Are they just outthinking themselves into being complete dumbasses?  Perhaps we need  a dumb head coach who consistently makes the wrong read but tries to outsmart the opponent by doing the opposite and thus inadvertently makes the correct read.

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We don't make adjustments.

Just now, CTC2 said:

We don't make adjustments.

Au contraire.  We cut out things that work and do more of what doesn’t work. 

Sark lost to a former High School coach in his 4th(!) game as a college head football coach. Fourth.

 

Someone please tell me this is all just a bad dream.

54 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Sadly idk if this one even cracks top 10 embarrassing losses to me in the past 10 years when you count the BYU, Maryland, and Kansas losses along with the 2015 Texas Bowl, 2016 Notre Dame, and I’m sure a few others.

Charlie’s Arkansas bowl where we had like 60 total yards of offense. 

"We review...
all the fears and anxiety
...which are so
inherently symptomatic...
...of a losing team.
The mind is a strange thing, men.
We must begin by asking it...
..."What is losing?"

Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as polio.
Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as syphilis.
Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as bubonic plague...
... attacking one... 
... but infecting all. 
Ah, but curable.

Now, I want you to imagine...
...you are on a ship at sea...
...on a vast...
...calm ocean...
...gently rocking.
Gently rocking.
Gently rocking.
Gently rocking." 

The BYU games where the 1 legged QB ran for 300 yards

TCU putting fiddy on us

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

wait until the ou game

I bought tickets last week. Think I'm just going to drink beer at eat corndogs and forget about the game 

Probably a broken record at this point, but why tf don’t our WRs get separation? I watch other games, it seems like the land thieves get a score or two every game just by WRs beating less talented dbs. Our guys seemingly never get separation 

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15 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Then leave, no one's asking you to stick around. If something makes you miserable then eliminate it from your life

I can't. I can't eliminate it. 

2 minutes ago, Vinz Clortho said:

Charlie’s Arkansas bowl where we had like 60 total yards of offense. 

December 2014 it was 59 yards Total offense. 

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Probably a broken record at this point, but why tf don’t our WRs get separation? I watch other games, it seems like the land thieves get a score or two every game just by WRs beating less talented dbs. Our guys seemingly never get separation 

What difference does it make when the QB can’t see them or even if he can he can’t hit an open player more than 10 yards away?   

16 minutes ago, Otter said:

Sark lost to a former High School coach in his 4th(!) game as a college head football coach. Fourth.

 

Someone please tell me this is all just a bad dream.

Sark is already stacking up bad losses. WV, Iowa State, and Kansas all finished around .500 or worse last year. Same with Tech this year. That's already 4 losses to .500 or worse teams in year 2. 

It's why I've never been a believer in needing time to win. It was obvious after year 2 that Strong needed to be fired and the same will likely be true of Sark. 

 

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I have absolutely zero room to talk, but...

high quality GIF

Not even remotely close. 

3 hours ago, veritas aequitas said:

Fire the head coach and the DC then promote Patterson to HC.

Nope. 

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I can't. I can't eliminate it. 

yes you can...i did it last year, didn't watch a down of college football after 10/16 (osu).

my reasoning was the same...it was not fun and it actually made me feel bad, so i stopped. it's possible. 

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