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I'll go ahead and save everyone a lot of trouble here: fire Kwitkowski's worthless fucking ass. Graham Harrell is licking his chops.

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My level of fucks can’t be measured with the greatest technology in human history.  I’ll probably watch reruns of eill and grace instead 

WVU is not that good and the game is at home, Texas should win. If Ewers is back, should be able to have a day against a bad WVU secondary.

That said, they have a capable QB and DL. Better than Tech on both counts. If the game is called like the Tech game and Texas gives Daniels the kind of windows they gave Tech, he will make plays. If Texas insists on most of the run game being behind the center and guards, WVU will stop it. There’s a recipe for losing that Sark and PK are capable of following.

Prop Bets. WVU passes for 365 and 3 tds. No picks but our DBs are garbage 

32 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Who fucking cares

My exact feelings. 

On 3rd and 4th down, when we run the wildcat with Roschon and he runs between the tackles, will the WVU defense be surprised? If no, we are in big trouble.

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Is it time for an annual Longhorn roller coaster MS paint?

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….and thank you all who took time out of your Sunday mornings to let us know that you care enough to post how much you don’t care. Buncha pussy up in here
9 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

 

 


….and thank you all who took time out of your Sunday mornings to let us know that you care enough to post how much you don’t care. Buncha pussy up in here

 

Tailgate opens at 2PM. What do we want this games theme to be? 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Tailgate opens at 2PM. What do we want this games theme to be? 

The Fuckitall Bowl! 

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Tailgate opens at 2PM. What do we want this games theme to be? 

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46 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

On 3rd and 4th down, when we run the wildcat with Roschon and he runs between the tackles, will the WVU defense be surprised? If no, we are in big trouble.

Does West Virginia have the internet yet?

We might be okay.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Get well soon Quinn, you are our only hope. 

Jack off to this "undefeated with Ewers" fantasy while you can.

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45 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Jack off to this "undefeated with Ewers" fantasy while you can.

As I said in that thread, and many other places, if he doesn’t completely kick ass with Ewers he needs to go. Period. End of story.  No excuses. Right now we are running out there a guy that I think everyone agrees isn’t a good, and probably even competent, G5 starter. The results are shit. sarks calling card is scheming and designing and play calling offenses that fuck when he has high level talent. If he can’t do that he has zero rationale for being here. If Ewers comes back and he goes X & 0 or X & 1 then we are in an ok spot. If we don’t see that when we have a QB that isn’t grossly limited then there is zero chance for the regime. 

Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice...not watching  another Air Raid team go on 20 play 10 minute scoring drives for three and a half hours. 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Tailgate opens at 2PM. What do we want this games theme to be? 

The red wedding

I'm very interested to see how the team responds to the unexpected loss.

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Jack off to this "undefeated with Ewers" fantasy while you can.

People expected the offense to need to carry the defense this year. Our offense is hurt/injured with Quinn/Worthy/Bijan/Rojo nursing injuries. We lost our big time transfer WR before the season even started. We lost our most experienced interior OL as well. 
 

This is a different offense with them healthy. The defense is a fucking liability and a move needs to be made there. 

If Sark runs that ridiculous ineffective wildcat again he is demanding to be fired. 
I would prefer running a Malik package on 3rd down. (Forget that no experience argument). We can call it Wakanda Forever/Wild Black Panther. Just do anything other than the same thing that doesn’t work. 

I care and the only thing that would make me miss any part of the game is having to drive my kids to some activity.  That's it.

9 minutes ago, Atticus said:

People expected the offense to need to carry the defense this year. Our offense is hurt/injured with Quinn/Worthy/Bijan/Rojo nursing injuries. We lost our big time transfer WR before the season even started. We lost our most experienced interior OL as well. 
 

This is a different offense with them healthy. The defense is a fucking liability and a move needs to be made there. 

We’ve seen very little to prove that the offense is insanely better with Ewers. It will be better somewhat, but Ewers doesn’t fix our play calling, he doesn’t fix the oline, he doesn’t fix our inability to adjust after our scripts.

4 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

 

 


….and thank you all who took time out of your Sunday mornings to let us know that you care enough to post how much you don’t care. Buncha pussy up in here

 

I loves me some night games.

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Jack off to this "undefeated with Ewers" fantasy while you can.

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10 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

If Sark runs that ridiculous ineffective wildcat again he is demanding to be fired. 
I would prefer running a Malik package on 3rd down. (Forget that no experience argument). We can call it Wakanda Forever/Wild Black Panther. Just do anything other than the same thing that doesn’t work. 

Dude. 
 

Maalik* Murphy is NOT a running qb. He’s actually less mobile than Ewers/Manning. 

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Jack off to this "undefeated with Ewers" fantasy while you can.

Quinn is worth 5-10 points more a game than Card so getting him back will be huge. We will be better on 3rd downs and on game sealing drives. 

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Tailgate opens at 2PM. What do we want this games theme to be? 

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15 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

If Sark runs that ridiculous ineffective wildcat again he is demanding to be fired. 
I would prefer running a Malik package on 3rd down. (Forget that no experience argument). We can call it Wakanda Forever/Wild Black Panther. Just do anything other than the same thing that doesn’t work. 

Oh cool we're going to do the "Maalik must be able to run because he's black" thing again...

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Oh cool we're going to do the "Maalik must be able to run because he's black" thing again...

He's black???

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Tailgate opens at 2PM. What do we want this games theme to be? 

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4 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

 

 


….and thank you all who took time out of your Sunday mornings to let us know that you care enough to post how much you don’t care. Buncha pussy up in here

 

Awe man.   To bad I don’t have that channel or I’d feel obligated to watch. 

Maalick is 6’5” 240 he can fall forward and pick up a first down

4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Maalick is 6’5” 240 he can fall forward and pick up a first down

Don’t vote for Pedro guys

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