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I’d be shocked if the Horns win tomorrow. 

People are underestimating WVU’s sheer hatred of Texas — this is a “rivalry” for them. Last time I was in West Virginia, I saw multiple horns down shirts, flags, etc., and I wasn’t even in Morgantown.

The Mountaineers will be well-rested (9 days off), and I am 100% confident they will play with more effort than Sark’s squad. Also, I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but the Big 12 officials know that our season is hanging on by a thread. With a few “missed” calls, the Big 12 can send our program into a 2-3 start and another coaching search.

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2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I’d be shocked if the Horns win tomorrow. 

People are underestimating WVU’s sheer hatred of Texas — this is a “rivalry” for them. Last time I was in West Virginia, I saw multiple horns down shirts, flags, etc., and I wasn’t even in Morgantown.

The Mountaineers will be well-rested (9 days off), and I am 100% confident they will play with more effort than Sark’s squad. Also, I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but the Big 12 officials know that our season is hanging on by a thread. With a few “missed” calls, the Big 12 can send our program into a 2-3 start and another coaching search.

Stop being a pussy. Log off and come back Saturday evening. We all will be better for it. 

2 minutes ago, XForce said:

Stop being a pussy. Log off and come back Saturday evening. We all will be better for it. 

Nah, I conciously try to avoid the post-game surlyhorns toxicity. Sorry for having a realistic outlook on the state of the program.

4 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Nah, I conciously try to avoid the post-game surlyhorns toxicity. Sorry for having a realistic outlook on the state of the program.

I hope you watch from home and don’t bring your fair weather ass to DKR. We already have plenty enough like you. 

34 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I’d be shocked if the Horns win tomorrow. 

People are underestimating WVU’s sheer hatred of Texas — this is a “rivalry” for them. Last time I was in West Virginia, I saw multiple horns down shirts, flags, etc., and I wasn’t even in Morgantown.

The Mountaineers will be well-rested (9 days off), and I am 100% confident they will play with more effort than Sark’s squad. Also, I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but the Big 12 officials know that our season is hanging on by a thread. With a few “missed” calls, the Big 12 can send our program into a 2-3 start and another coaching search.

Major cuckold/manlet energy

52 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I’d be shocked if the Horns win tomorrow. 

People are underestimating WVU’s sheer hatred of Texas — this is a “rivalry” for them. Last time I was in West Virginia, I saw multiple horns down shirts, flags, etc., and I wasn’t even in Morgantown.

The Mountaineers will be well-rested (9 days off), and I am 100% confident they will play with more effort than Sark’s squad. Also, I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but the Big 12 officials know that our season is hanging on by a thread. With a few “missed” calls, the Big 12 can send our program into a 2-3 start and another coaching search.

They’ve already lost to two teams they hate this year, so what’s another?

Let's see you all have some of this fun against the Hoopies.

It still makes me laugh at about 21 seconds in with the Pitt kid and the Pitt Cop in the front row of the student section.

Wait so ewers isn’t playing? You gotta be kidding me and we are 9 point favorites?? Sheesh. We really are throwing ewers out drive one of the RRR aren’t we? 

17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Wait so ewers isn’t playing? You gotta be kidding me and we are 9 point favorites?? Sheesh. We really are throwing ewers out drive one of the RRR aren’t we? 

I’m not sure we can even bank on that right now

Wait so ewers isn’t playing? You gotta be kidding me and we are 9 point favorites?? Sheesh. We really are throwing ewers out drive one of the RRR aren’t we? 

I’m mentally prepared for Card in Dallas.

Is there a scenario where texas keeps losing and Ewers says na I’m good. And doesn’t come back? I mean I don’t think so because he already transferred once. But who knows, we’re Texas

19 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

You’re just flat out wrong in this one. Our DL controlled the LOS in the run game and our DTs were getting excellent push in the pocket all game. The only failure of the DL were our edges in pass rushing, which isn’t a surprise since our edge group is absolutely horrible. It was a massive failure by this staff to not be able to land a guy like Drew Sanders or Windmon from the portal. 

 

19 hours ago, gmr548 said:


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21 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

I did not see this at all live or in my re-watch. Sweat, Coburn and Murphy might have played the best game of their careers last week. We were constantly pushing the pocket. Not sure how a DL is supposed to "clear" things for the LB's in the passing game. The edge play was meh, as usual, which is probably why we couldn't get home despite the constant pressure we were getting, but the interior DL did their jobs. Tech got very little up in the middle in the run game and they were pretty active rushing the passer.

i guess i shall re-watch the whole game...  what i listed was what i saw on back-breaker plays... 

9 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Is there a scenario where texas keeps losing and Ewers says na I’m good. And doesn’t come back? I mean I don’t think so because he already transferred once. But who knows, we’re Texas

No. He’s exactly the kind of QB who is probably sitting there knowing we are 4-0 if he was playing. It’s probably killing him that he isn’t out there and just has to watch. 

11 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Is there a scenario where texas keeps losing and Ewers says na I’m good. And doesn’t come back? I mean I don’t think so because he already transferred once. But who knows, we’re Texas

if we keep losing, he's going to get to renegotiate his signing bonus.

good lord this fanbase is going to become completely unfuckinghinged if we lose tomorrow.

please, 6lb baby jesus, don't let that happen.

2 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I’d be shocked if the Horns win tomorrow. 

No sane person is 100% convinced we will lose tomorrow.

Tomorrow is a coin flip. It could go either way...and that is the problem. We should all be 100% convinced that we will beat this joke of a hillbilly football team, but we aren't, because of Sark. 

I tend to agree with the pessimism but there’s a small part of me where Bijan stops smiling and is like f it, I’m still here, give me the ball and has like 21 carries for 280 and 3 tds. Like I said, small part of me. 

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8 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I tend to agree with the pessimism but there’s a small part of me where Bijan stops smiling and is like f it, I’m still here, give me the ball and has like 21 carries for 280 and 3 tds. Like I said, small part of me. 

That's great, but Bijan can't play defense.

17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I tend to agree with the pessimism but there’s a small part of me where Bijan stops smiling and is like f it, I’m still here, give me the ball and has like 21 carries for 280 and 3 tds. Like I said, small part of me. 

He ain’t getting 21 Carrie’s 

1 hour ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Wait so ewers isn’t playing? You gotta be kidding me and we are 9 point favorites?? Sheesh. We really are throwing ewers out drive one of the RRR aren’t we? 

yes.  4-6 weeks, and 4 is the best case.  so fuck ou.

28 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

good lord this fanbase is going to become completely unfuckinghinged if we lose tomorrow.

please, 6lb baby jesus, don't let that happen.

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27 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

No sane person is 100% convinced we will lose tomorrow.

Tomorrow is a coin flip. It could go either way...and that is the problem. We should all be 100% convinced that we will beat this joke of a hillbilly football team, but we aren't, because of Sark. 

But if we had the 2 OL Baylor took from the portal, we would be 4-0 and 3 TD favorites tomorrow, correct?

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Nah, with our luck they probably would have both been injured after looking good in fall camp. 

18 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

But if we had the 2 OL Baylor took from the portal, we would be 4-0 and 3 TD favorites tomorrow, correct?

Of course not. No one should ever take an o-lineman or quality edge rusher from the portal. We need to focus on taking WRs & pass-catching TEs who get suspended and don't produce for the team. Sark has the formula.  

 

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Of course not. No one should ever take an o-lineman or quality edge rusher from the portal. We need to focus on taking WRs & pass-catching TEs who get suspended and don't produce for the team. Sark has the formula.  

 

Exactly. Take the players who don't tear their ACL's. It's really that simple.

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Exactly. Take the players who don't tear their ACL's. It's really that simple.

I was talking about Hall getting suspended. Bless your heart, you are doing the best you can to keep up. I'm proud of you!

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

No sane person is 100% convinced we will lose tomorrow.

Tomorrow is a coin flip. It could go either way...and that is the problem. We should all be 100% convinced that we will beat this joke of a hillbilly football team, but we aren't, because of Sark. 

This. I was being hyperbolic and overly pessimistic, but Sark has consistantly defied our expectations by losing the coin flips... I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt, but there's no evidence suggesting that this week will be any different. No player-led meeting or Inside Texas article sunshine-pumping about our improved team culture will convince me otherwise. It's time for Sark to start delivering Ws.

Just now, immamac said:

Fuck West Virginia. Longhorns gonna win by 100-forfeit

I think we will be up 100-forfeit at halftime, but then....?

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck West Virginia. Longhorns gonna win by 100-forfeit

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I need to catch-up drinking for today

Where is this “Ewers isn’t playing” noise coming from???

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Where is this “Ewers isn’t playing” noise coming from???

The fact that he isn't playing tomorrow.

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

I was talking about Hall getting suspended. Bless your heart, you are doing the best you can to keep up. I'm proud of you!

Portal luck is not with Sark right now. Pretty much everyone he brought in improve the offense is on the bench right now. Only one that will definitely play had to overcome parking issues. J

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

The fact that he isn't playing tomorrow.

Yeah I'm not sure how 4-6 weeks became "WAT???  He isn't playing after 2 or 3????"

Anyway, he's not playing tomorrow.  

That awkward moment when you go to check the game time and channel and then realize you’re not seeing it because you forgot to change the default filter. c500aedf1c4671b0a858a7255e285eb1.jpg

Last week we found out on the Thursday or Friday prior that Card was starting.

Was that an official announcement or an "insider" rumor?
Be cool if Ewers is healthy enough to start tomorrow.

 

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Going to the game, but my son has a soccer game just prior. So we will rolling in after kick off which is suboptimal.
Any tips on fastest way to get to the stadium? Park off site and Uber? If so where? Coming from Round Rock.
Park at Highland and Uber?

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Going to the game, but my son has a soccer game just prior. So we will rolling in after kick off which is suboptimal.
Any tips on fastest way to get to the stadium? Park off site and Uber? If so where? Coming from Round Rock.
Park at Highland and Uber?

I typically call an uber to snarfs sandwiches. Uber will route the driver around the gameday traffic. I don't have any advice on parking because I typically uber from the hotel.

15 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He ain’t getting 21 Carrie’s

That’s a lot of girls named Carrie. However, if anyone is up to the task, I think he can get it done.

Last week we found out on the Thursday or Friday prior that Card was starting.
Was that an official announcement or an "insider" rumor?
Be cool if Ewers is healthy enough to start tomorrow.
 

There was nothing official. Early in the week there was buzz about Ewers, then later that got walked back.

I think you take the relative quiet as an indication that it’ll be Card again. If we were looking at the second coming of Mullet Jesus, the $9.95ers would be shouting “Ewers is coming!” as if they were Paul Revere.
1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

That’s a lot of girls named Carrie. However, if anyone is up to the task, I think he can get it done.

I do believe you’re correct sir 

Seeing as we had a players only meeting this week I think we win. And we win big. Because those meetings always are beneficial.  Mud.  Holee 

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

That’s a lot of girls named Carrie. However, if anyone is up to the task, I think he can get it done.

But do any of them have telekinesis?

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seeing as we had a players only meeting this week I think we win. And we win big. Because those meetings always are beneficial.  Mud.  Holee 

Bijan probably opened it up with "My brothers in Christ. Let us not lament the missed opportunities from this latest athletic contest - but instead affix our eyes to the horizon and know that we shall prevail through these turbulent times if we are truly stout of body, mind and spirit."

I think we win today but not impressively, something like 38-28. Then we go into ou game with no expectations and we win. We’re due and I think we win this year after the choke job last year.

11 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Going to the game, but my son has a soccer game just prior. So we will rolling in after kick off which is suboptimal.
Any tips on fastest way to get to the stadium? Park off site and Uber? If so where? Coming from Round Rock.
Park at Highland and Uber?

You’re missing Kickoff, and possibly a 1st drive TD by Texas for a kids soccer game?!?! 
 

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bijan probably opened it up with "My brothers in Christ. Let us not lament the missed opportunities from this latest athletic contest - but instead affix our eyes to the horizon and know that we shall prevail through these turbulent times if we are truly stout of body, mind and spirit."

Bijan a man of the cloth. This is accurate AF

In all seriousness though 

 

It’s official Ewers out vs WVU

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