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#351

Tracy Morgan still ain’t right but it’s all good. Damn m. That sucks. Watching him on the Manning thing 

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#353
30 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Because they don’t. They are an extremely undisciplined team and have been since Parcells was here. They draw penalties because they have consistently dumb teams. There was nothing “iffy” about the Shephard OPI. It was a terrible call. 

As I was saying. 

#354
1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

I wonder how many murderers are in the stands.  

Lol they do let you out on no bail after whipping out a hatchet in McDonalds and punching people.

 

 

#355

Not a dirty hit.

Motherfucking QB wants to be a gotdam RB, then take the hit.

Refs need to not be bitches.

Edited by slorch

#356

Sam is the guy they drafted despite having a rep for lots of penalties, to replace the guy they let go who had lots of penalties.

#358
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Tracy Morgan still ain’t right but it’s all good. Damn m. That sucks. Watching him on the Manning thing 

Yea I was wondering if he was drunk but then I remembered about the wreck. Sad

#359

You know Jerry this W/R corps is just as good as you said it was going to be! Fucking CeeDee is no number one receiver.

#360
Both of these teams are monkeys fucking a football. 
Monkeys... that suffer from ED.


I think I'm going to claim "Flaccid Monkeys" as my band name.
#361

Still, this game is a football clinic compared to that shit that was on last night.

#363
1 minute ago, Drew said:

Absolutely dumb hit out of bounds.

But once again, an obvious hold not called or this is offsetting.

yeah how do you miss that hold.  it was basically a bear hug in the open field.

#364

Jesus Tracy Morgan asking Peyton what it was like to face off against Lawrence Taylor. Holy shit this is sad to watch

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea I was wondering if he was drunk but then I remembered about the wreck. Sad

It’s really sad. He’s not drunk. He’s brain since the crash this hurts to watch.

#368

Whelp. That’s probably game.

Dallas not getting a TD earlier doomed them.

#372

If CeeDee could fucking catch a fucking ball we'd at least be tied. I hope someone punches that fucking smile off his face next time he acts like a dumbass piece of shit after failing to do the one fucking thing you're paid to fucking do. Fucking asshole.

#373
Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Who holds their beer with the bottom of the can in their palm?

Douche bag

#374
6 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Wrong thread. You're looking for the "I love to drink my own bloody cum out of rough truck driver assholes" thread

That's what it was like watching Sark turtle another game. Which is why I need this.

#376

If they throw to CeeDee again a coach needs to be fired. I hope he was out on an all night bender Sunday because if not he has no place in this league. He has cost at least a few points.

#377
30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not a Joe Buck fan but he should stick to baseball more so than football. Jimmy Kimmel’s schtick has worn off. Everyone has either had or will have Covid. Jesus.

Jimmy Kimmel going woke is so awkward

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#378
3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

yeah how do you miss that hold.  it was basically a bear hug in the open field.

Based on the officiating I've seen in both College and the NFL this year jt is clear refs bet on games.  It's the only explanation.  

#379
Just now, Brothahorn said:

That's what it was like watching Sark turtle another game. Which is why I need this.

I understand you I think.

#380
Just now, 'stache said:

If CeeDee could fucking catch a fucking ball we'd at least be tied. I hope someone punches that fucking smile off his face next time he acts like a dumbass piece of shit after failing to do the one fucking thing you're paid to fucking do. Fucking asshole.

Lamb couldn't catch gonorrhea in a Mexican whorehouse. 

#381
3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cowboys’ shitty WR room (and the inbred owner/Gm that put it together) are going to lose an easily winnable game. 

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#384

Duncan pincushion about to be our leading receiver 

 

and if you understand this reference we can be friends 

Edited by Sgt Hulk

#388

You can’t make up for stupid. As Jimmy said “hit me with a bag of hammers if I ever draft a stupid player”. I think that was after he drafted Curvin Richards, who was not only stupid but had a religious aversion to bathing

#392
4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Tracy Morgan is hammered and showing his ass on Peyton and eli.

He's got brain damage

#393
Just now, pops said:

I mean honestly....is dak that much better that the ginger?

LoL

Fans have the worst memories. In one eye, out the other.

#395
1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Finally a punch you in the mouth drive from this team

I’m shocked.  I would have bet large unavailable coin that drive would end with a field goal.  

Edited by ClubWhatever

#399

JFC, our fanbase sucks so bad sometimes. Rush is playing well, surprisingly well. Dak is still better, by a lot. Just admit you're being an asshole if you keep saying otherwise.

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