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They call THAT holding, but not where a Dallas DL breaks through the line and inexplicable turns sideways? Lol

Oh gee look another hold on Dallas.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Manning Brothers are hilarious. They are flabbergasted at how awful some of this is…shit they’d know.

Is there a station that the game is in with manning bros ?

They call THAT holding, but not where a Dallas DL breaks through the line and inexplicable turns sideways? Lol

Shhh. You know all the unbiased people say Dallas never gets screwed over by refs.

Just like Texas never does.

Manning Brothers have Jimmy Johnson as their first guest. Fucking A awesome! 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Manning Brothers are hilarious. They are flabbergasted at how awful some of this is…shit they’d know.

Did they watch last night?  Or the Atl/Sea game?  This is ugly but so much of the NFL is average.....

4 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Daboll looks even fatter than McCarthy

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Oh, shit, I'd forgotten about the Manning commentary.  Gracias.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Is there a station that the game is in with manning bros ?

ESPN2 Jimmy Johnson up next. I haven’t laughed like this in a while these two SB winning QBs rib each other and also make fun of the two on the field

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Stop with the fucking bullshit Progressive "guy forgot to pack stuff" commercial. 

This has never happened. 

I really wish Samuel L Jackson would say, "What's in your wallet, motherfucker?!" one time.

They'd get way more exposure for paying that FCC fine than they do for a 30-second Super Bowl ad.

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Is there a station that the game is in with manning bros ?

ESPN2 Jimmy Johnson up next. I haven’t laughed like this in a while these two SB winning QBs rib each other and also make fun of the two on the field

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Jimmy could still coach this team. He should be the bellicheck of the nfc. Fuck Jerry. 

Best one the Manning brothers have done so far on Monday night was when they had David Letterman and Bill Belichick started picking his nose and wiped it on his sleeve and the weather was cold and Letterman is like “Oh damn bill just save that one for later I guess.”

5 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Stop with the fucking bullshit Progressive "guy forgot to pack stuff" commercial. 

This has never happened. 

Can you imagine how sexist it would be if they flipped it?

It’s very clear Mannings really respect JJ.

Is it me or do the NY teams have a disproportiante number of middle aged men wearing jerseys?

Defense just getting gashed by not tackling the QB.

Hurts is going to run for a 100 yards.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

It’s very clear Mannings really respect JJ.

Who doesn’t really? I mean the guy developed the draft system that is still used to this day. So innovative and Jerruh just can’t give him a shrewd of credit. 

Here comes the run game to wear the defense down.

Parsons has been nonexistent today.

Hope that changes.

Parsons obviously gets held... No flag

Dumbasses in ESPN booth... No comment

Fuck

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

Defense just getting gashed by not tackling the QB.

Hurts is going to run for a 100 yards.

Break not bend defense. Not bad so far. 

Parsons obviously gets held... No flag
Dumbasses in ESPN... No comment
Fuck

The. Other. Team. Does. Not. Hold. On. Dallas.

It’s in the rules.
2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

It’s very clear Mannings really respect JJ.

Was a great coach at OKState until he decided, rightly, that he wasn’t gonna win much beyond occasional bowl games unless he went to Miami.  He was revered when I was in Stillwater 

Break not bend defense. Not bad so far. 

That’s worked so far. It might work tonight. I’ve seen too much explosiveness in Philly so far. They won’t be able to stop hurts rushing if they can’t stop jones.
1 minute ago, Homercles said:

Was a great coach at OKState until he decided, rightly, that he wasn’t gonna win much beyond occasional bowl games unless he went to Miami.  He was revered when I was in Stillwater 

He moved every 5 years. Jimmy is a Ramblin Man. 

Just now, Drew said:


That’s worked so far. It might work tonight. I’ve seen too much explosiveness in Philly so far. They won’t be able to stop hurts rushing if they can’t stop jones.

Explosive plays. Triggered by Mack Brown. Why is Daniel Jones this fucking bad? 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So innovative and Jerruh just can’t give him a shrewd of credit. 

To be fair, Jerry has never been that shrewd.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

The. Other. Team. Does. Not. Hold. On. Dallas.
It’s in the rules.

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Been looking for that couch than Kevin Hart is on in those commercials.  Finally found it. 
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Probably the two lowest paid players on Cowboys, Pollard and Brown are making all the plays.  Shocking 

It’s almost like pollard is a weapon?

50 yard run. Hand it off to him again. Cmon herman 

Our red zone offense is the truest dogshit of all dog shit 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Probably the two lowest paid players on Cowboys, Pollard and Brown are making all the plays.  Shocking 

So they’ll trade them or pay them a bunch of money. And promptly their limbs will fall off.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

50 yard run. Hand it off to him again. Cmon sark

Fify

Lol. Of course that was Holding or OPI

Of course they don’t call it.

Tell me again how the cowboys get the calls?

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