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4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

/cranks Blow The Whistle

Hell to the motherfuckin' yes.....

Joe Biden be like "Why is he 'too short?'  Seems fine to me?"

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Maybe the Hawks moved on Dejounte not to pair him with Trae but to make Trae moveable.

OKC should offer Houston a collection of good draft picks for Jabari Smith.  That actually works for both sides.

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48 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

OKC should offer Houston a collection of good draft picks for Jabari Smith.  That actually works for both sides.

If they liked him that much, they would have just drafted him. And why the hell would Houston give up on a top 3 pick 40 games into his career, for a “collection of picks.” Nobody makes that trade for the off chance they get into the top three of the draft when they have a top three player in the draft already. I thought Smith was the best player in the draft. Of course Houston is going to screw him up because their organization is dogshit, but he’s got all the tools to be a real force in the league. 

Also when exactly did Lauri Markanan turn into Dominique Wilkins? He just posterized Zubac on the Clippers. Filthy. 
 

Paul George and The Nephew are both healthy now so they're both playing tonight, right?  Wrong.  The Nephew simply doesn't play on the second game of back to backs and they don't want to burn PG out.

After they lose tonight to Utah, they'll basically be tied with Okie City, who owns a pick swap with them in the draft.  The Thunder could conceivably make the playoffs and still get a lottery pick via the Clippers.

Meanwhile, Ballmer has spent billions on a new arena he needs to fill.

Lulz.

I know jokers praised on this site by some…and I like him and think he’s a great one.


But he’s as big of if not bigger baby than kat when it comes to whistles

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

OKC should offer Houston a collection of good draft picks for Jabari Smith.  That actually works for both sides.

It's not the Rockets' fault the Thunder drafted the guy with the highest chance to bust in the Top 3.

lolno

Ask him. He’s never committed a foul in his life. The worlds most obvious charge and he had palms to the sky like no other.

Meanwhile you blink on him and it’s a foul…crickets from joker
5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Ask him. He’s never committed a foul in his life. The worlds most obvious charge and he had palms to the sky like no other.

Meanwhile you blink on him and it’s a foul…crickets from joker

The first part I'll grant you, but he gets beat up with no calls pretty regularly on the other end.

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

It's not the Rockets' fault the Thunder drafted the guy with the highest chance to bust in the Top 3.

How many straight games have the Rockets lost?

9 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How many straight games have the Rockets lost?

I mean the Rockets aren't even trying to win games. So, what is your point? You made an asinine suggestion that should be mocked.

I don't know what the NBA thinks Ja is taking, but they're probably onto something.  My personal theory is he is a Monstar in disguise.  He's certainly not human.

 

What a weird way to try and block a shot. Kinda makes for an awkward landing. Then again any landing is awkward when you jump that high.

9 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

We’re more than halfway through the season and OKC is sitting at the 9 spot in the West…just a half game from the 6 seed.

And OKC has the easiest schedule remaining in the league per tankathon.

Very interesting times indeed for the Thunder.  Hopefully Chet and Dieng can become major pieces for them.

 

A simple 4 game winning streak could put you at a 10 seed or out of playoffs to a 3 or 4 seed lulz.


Blood bath

55 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

We’re more than halfway through the season and OKC is sitting at the 9 spot in the West…just a half game from the 6 seed.

And OKC has the easiest schedule remaining in the league per tankathon.

Very interesting times indeed for the Thunder.  Hopefully Chet and Dieng can become major pieces for them.

 

I'll be damned, you're right.  They have the easiest schedule in the West by a wide margin.  I knew their schedule was front loaded but I didn't realize it was to that extent.  The hardest remaining schedule is the Clippers.  Lulz.  It's hilarious that Okie City is tied with the Clippers.

I'm really surprised by this.  I thought that if the #2 pick was solid they'd make the play in and no one bought that.  Then that pick goes down but the other first round pick can play.  Williams can legit play 3-4 positions and is a three level scorer.  He shot up at the draft combine and now we know why.

They also really like Chet but the question will always be durability.  

If Chet was healthy, they’d be playing for home court in the first round.  I can’t fathom just waiving Isaiah Joe. Dude can shoot the lights out of it. I think a lot of the Thunders success is direct result of getting Chip Engalland from the Spurs as shooting coach. 

10 minutes ago, ocugolf said:

If Chet was healthy, they’d be playing for home court in the first round.  I can’t fathom just waiving Isaiah Joe. Dude can shoot the lights out of it. I think a lot of the Thunders success is direct result of getting Chip Engalland from the Spurs as shooting coach. 

Yeah, that's where they'll be next year assuming everyone is reasonably healthy and I agree on Chip.  Giddey's shooting has really improved, especially since December 1st.  

On Joe, I don't watch any Philly games but how in the hell was he waived?  He's easily a rotation guy on a title team.  He can sit on the bench for 30 minutes and come in and be instant offense and hit three straight 3's.  Pacers went zone on them last night and Joe was 7-12 from three.  

Boston kept scrapping.  It looked like a sure fire GSW win the entire second half, but they just never pulled away completely.  It was over when it went to OT. Boston is so much younger and at home...

Another angle.  Tee Morant vs Shannon Sharpe = Things Not Going Well for Tee Morant:

Does Tee Morant go to all the road games?  H

 

Sharpe has always been a clown show. Surprised he can trash talk so much with Lebron's dick in his mouth 24/7.

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

 

 

That clown conveniently fails to mention how he backed up when Steven Adams came at him.

To be fair, 99% of men are backing down if Steven Adams came at them.

Goddamn, the Grizzlies are corny.

They are. Brooks has always been a shits stain. Not sure who I’d root for in a brooks V sharpe fight

I dislike every person involved minus Steven Adams. Never seen him heated like that.

Anything that cornball Shannon Sharpe can do to get eyes on him, he does.

3 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

 

 

 

Sharpe is as dumb as a fence post. Shocking that he was acting like a buffoon.

Basketball dudes don't like to fight.  Sharpe might be an ass clown but he would all of them to shreds except maybe Steven Adams who is a massive human being and looked like he was ready to throw down.

Adams isn't just massive, he's considered to be the strongest man in the nba by a huge margin. his peers say he's just a freak. guys get injured in practice just bumping into him. not somebody i would mess with.

Shannon Sharpe is 54 years old and has CTE. He ain't doing shit. Yeah, basketball dudes don't like to fight, but neither do sane 54 year olds. He keep fucking with Steven Adams and he's going to understand the difference between yapping at Skip Bayless and yapping at a Dothraki.

Yeah people are seriously underestimating that the dude is old as shit compared to those guys. He'd break a hip.

 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

Adams isn't just massive, he's considered to be the strongest man in the nba by a huge margin. his peers say he's just a freak. guys get injured in practice just bumping into him. not somebody i would mess with.

Yeah, I've stood next to him.  Most NBA guys are both taller and skinnier than you think but not him.  He's tall and broad and looks strong as a fucking ox.  How was never an extra Dothraki on GOT is a mystery to me.  Would fit right in. 

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3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


They are. Brooks has always been a shits stain. Not sure who I’d root for in a brooks V sharpe fight

I’d just root for injuries.

But yeah Adams is about the last dude I’d want to fafo with. I think if you actually connected on a punch it would probably hurt your fist more than him.

Also Tee Morant has gotta be the most annoying look at me nba parent since… I dunno Ann Iverson? Dude needs to keep a much lower profile. Nobody cares but you that your kid is Ja. 

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I’d just root for injuries.

But yeah Adams is about the last dude I’d want to fafo with. I think if you actually connected on a punch it would probably hurt your fist more than him.

Also Tee Morant has gotta be the most annoying look at me nba parent since… I dunno Ann Iverson? Dude needs to keep a much lower profile. Nobody cares but you that your kid is Ja. 

Nobody tops Lavar Ball in that category. So glad he disappeared.

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I’d just root for injuries.

But yeah Adams is about the last dude I’d want to fafo with. I think if you actually connected on a punch it would probably hurt your fist more than him.

Also Tee Morant has gotta be the most annoying look at me nba parent since… I dunno Ann Iverson? Dude needs to keep a much lower profile. Nobody cares but you that your kid is Ja. 

Serious question but does Tee Morant go to every game?  He was there when Ja got tossed in Okie City and then he's at the Laker game.  Is he following the team around flying commercial?

6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

To be fair, 99% of men are backing down if Steven Adams came at them.

Any man not named Kevin. 

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