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5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

next week, ou will look like the '85 Chicago Bears.

Well the current tradition is to lose in heart breaking fashion at the end. If we get killed that would at least put us out of our misery early. But that hasn't happened since the days of Mack.

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Well the current tradition is to lose in heart breaking fashion at the end. If we get killed that would at least put us out of our misery early. But that hasn't happened since the days of Mack.

Perhaps they will play well and win the game. Wouldn’t that be so nice and enjoyable for you?  Let’s all use our positive thoughts!

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SEC watching Texas and OU this year:

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or maybe:

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Just now, hookemATL said:

Perhaps they will play well and win the game. Wouldn’t that be so nice and enjoyable for you?  Let’s all use our positive thoughts!

I always think they will win somehow. That is why I keep watching!

I was just pointing out that getting steamrolled by OU hasn't been a thing for a long time. Even Chuck and Tom could get their teams up for OU. Mack is really our only coach in our modern history whose teams would show up tight and scared to play OU.

16 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Give Judge as much roids as possible and he still will never be as feared as Barry Bonds. Bonds was special.

That's the sad thing about Bonds. He was the best player in baseball before steroids, he just wasn't a home run hitter.

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

That's the sad thing about Bonds. He was the best player in baseball before steroids, he just wasn't a home run hitter.

He was a home run hitter just not like the roided up freaks were. He only hit them out at a normal hall of fame pace not a beating Hank Aaron one.

6 minutes ago, tokamak said:

SEC watching Texas and OU this year:

Season 1 Nbc GIF by The Good Place
 

or maybe:

Happy Chris Pratt GIF

You’ve never fucked a rich girl before? Same thing 

19 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

He was a home run hitter just not like the roided up freaks were. He only hit them out at a normal hall of fame pace not a beating Hank Aaron one.

Yeah, he had 494 HR before he apparently started the PEDs and broke baseball from 2001-2004. He wasn’t just a HR hitter. He was going to hit 500+ easily, and probably would have gotten to 600. (Actually Aaron is probably a good comparison - he never hit 50, but was in the 30s and 40s every damn year for a long time.)

Wait what thread is this?

42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So 3 minutes into the second quarter?

concession stand and bathrooms

the stajium was packed full at the start

34 minutes ago, tokamak said:

SEC watching Texas and OU this year:

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or maybe:

Happy Chris Pratt GIF

I'm sure there's a shit ton of buyers remorse.

50 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Funky Town?  Since when has anything about Fort Worth been funky?  Other that the smell of the stockyards back in the day, that is.

Dress for the job you want 

51 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Funky Town?  Since when has anything about Fort Worth been funky?  Other that the smell of the stockyards back in the day, that is.

Fort Worth last weekend… FUNKY!

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been on the road home all day, just got checked in for the evening and saw this score...here for a good hit of schadenfreude before its ruined this evening lol

 

 

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1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Holy shit—OU getting buttfucked so badly the ABC is switching away.

They did that in 2005.  Pissed me off.

14 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Yeah, he had 494 HR before he apparently started the PEDs and broke baseball from 2001-2004. He wasn’t just a HR hitter. He was going to hit 500+ easily, and probably would have gotten to 600. (Actually Aaron is probably a good comparison - he never hit 50, but was in the 30s and 40s every damn year for a long time.)

Wait what thread is this?

Any excuse to talk baseball!

You should beat the tar out of them next week.  They are clueless on defense.

Not beating OU next week would be Sark’s biggest (footbal) failure ever. They are fucking god-awful, and injury depleted on top of that.

If we don’t stomp the shit out of them next week like TCU or we did in 2005, I’m going to be pissed and god forbid we lose… It is 4:22 and ou still sucks.

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

I was imitating this OU team (taking a dump).....what happened to their player?

Username checks out

I love how all the former players and fans are now in the position of “it takes time” “trust the process”…. Welcome to hell fuckers 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

good thing they're not made of titanium

 

What if you have a titanium cock?

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

next week, ou will look like the '85 Chicago Bears.

Mostly dead?

29 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Fort Worth last weekend… FUNKY!

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It looks like the only people in attendance are the ones working there…

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

 

OU was down 34-10 when Gabriel went out. If Bowman was that important, why was he returning kickoffs?

1 minute ago, quigley said:

OU was down 34-10 when Gabriel went out. If Bowman was that important, why was he returning kickoffs?

Idk your team well enough to know that, but clearly there were some major deficiencies in the secondary. But, we have that in common…

37 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

They did that in 2005.  Pissed me off.

Um yeah.  I was at a TN tailgate.  They were playing GA.  Friends bought my wife and me tickets.  She got mad because I wouldn't leave the TX game early.  My extremely drunk ass proceeded to recruit a group of about 15 sorority girls to join me at the tailgate and watch TX until the switch.  I then followed some railroad tracks to the Vol game and proceeded to Hook 'Em for an entire half of football not containing TX.

/csb and good times

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

That's the sad thing about Bonds. He was the best player in baseball before steroids, he just wasn't a home run hitter.

Except that he was a 30/30 guy several times before juicing.

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

 

We're gonna beat the shit out of them for the first half.

OU was down 34-10 when Gabriel went out. If Bowman was that important, why was he returning kickoffs?

Mother fuck Billy Bowman.


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i don't care for TCU but always glad to see oklahomos (nttawwt) get stomped 

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

it was packed until the game was clearly out of hand

gotta beat the crowd at Shoney's

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

it was packed until the game was clearly out of hand

During the 1st quarter the upper area was pretty empty 

Maybe the cotton bowl should leave brown sacks on the seats for both fanbases. 

Fuck ou fuck aggy fuck Baylor go pokes!

It’s actually liberating just getting trashed and finally giving zero fucks.  Never considered myself a hardcore fan but to totally check out is great.  Didn’t watch one minute last week or this week.  OU fucking sucks.  

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

instead of the rest of the game just show the tcu pom girls

 

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I think the Dolphins doc would have told them to turn that cart around. 

OU fans tried to convince themselves that Jay Valai was a good hire. 

Watching their corners brought back horrific memories. 

15 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Great to see OU whiff on a coaching hire 

Venables hired a JV level coaching staff.

Their defensive struggles are not surprising when they have Ted Roof, Jay Valai, a Clemson GA, and another position coach from Troy. They made 1 good hire on the defensive staff and every other hire was bad. 

 

 

 

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