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Just now, lilMAC25 said:

That’s silly. One of the greatest hitters in MLB history was juiced beyond recognition and only got to 73.

They got better drugs now

Just now, ousux said:

I'm stunned, I'm pissed

I really wanted BlowU undefeated and top 5 when we mudhole them in the Cotton bowl. Seeing the cockroaches have their way with them just seems icky and wrong.

No

Lmao we nearly missed BOOTY throwing a pick to watch judge strike out. Fuck ESPN

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I hope we don’t overlook tcu.  

We won’t, after they drop 50 on us.

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Bryan Orakpo could suit up for us November 12th and TCU is still going to absolutely skullfuck us.

Palabra. It’s not going to be close 

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

I’m not “talking,” I’m fucking asking

Because it’s not possible either team will have three losses in a row

judge striking out will always be enjoyable

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hit "return to live"

It was live.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

They got better drugs now

But not a better base from which to start.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

That's not something that can happen this year so a little bit longer?

I apologize. I should clarify. When was the last time either Texas or OU entered their game on a three game losing streak?

Would someone please plunk Judge in his fucking enormous head and put us all out our misery? Fuck the yankees 

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6 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

When was the last time Texas and OU went into a Red River Shootout with each on a three-game game losing streak?

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Just now, Saint Tacky said:

I apologize. I should clarify. When was the last time either Texas or OU entered their game on a three game losing streak?

Also not something that can happen this year

beville throwing the greg davis 3rd down play

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1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Because it’s not possible either team will have three losses in a row

It is. OU is gunning for 3 in a row right now

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Also not something that can happen this year

But he wasn’t asking that

12.2 yards per carry for TCU right now. Trying to tire out TCU's backs.

Bijan is gonna run for bout tree fiddy on these trashbag motherfuckers.

Just now, Saint Tacky said:

It is. OU is gunning for 3 in a row right now

Did you have a stroke, OU has 1 loss 

Just now, Saint Tacky said:

It is. OU is gunning for 3 in a row right now

Tell me the two losses they already have

This is beautiful.

 

Looking like a Bob Stoops Mack Brown type game.

2 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

I apologize. I should clarify. When was the last time either Texas or OU entered their game on a three game losing streak?

Are you drunk or high?

This beating is delicious but now I’m realizing that we could very well be bottom-dwellers this year if we don’t make some changes. We have the worst in-game head coach in the league. I bet Venables makes changes in the off-season. Sark has that laid back beach Cali attitude that will ultimately get him canned. I digress, Back to the ass-beating.

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I guess the name Rear-Admiral Booty was already taken.

This deserves much love

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Bijan is gonna run for bout tree fiddy on these trashbag motherfuckers.

No he won’t. Our line can’t block 

2 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

It is. OU is gunning for 3 in a row right now

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2 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

It is. OU is gunning for 3 in a row right now

they are 3-1.  Lose today, they are 3-2.

OK, look guys, what he meant was someone after the Texas ou game will have three losses.

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4 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

This beating is delicious but now I’m realizing that we could very well be bottom-dwellers this year if we don’t make some changes. We have the worst in-game head coach in the league. I bet Venables makes changes in the off-season. Sark has that laid back beach Cali attitude that will ultimately get him canned. I digress, Back to the ass-beating.

no one cares if you win or lose in the Pac12.  you just can't be drunk on the sidelines.

12 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Go ahead sir. 

OU sucks.

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LOL bringing up Jerry Levias and talking about the death threats he received. 

Guess which fanbase that was? 

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