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16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Had to look that guy up.

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Rod Blagojevich, often referred to by his nickname "Blago", is an American convicted felon, political commentator, former politician, and former prosecutor who served nearly two terms as the 40th Governor of Illinois from 2003 to 2009

 

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Nothing says Illinois class like a $300 ticket with a cash bar.  

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Even back in 2007, he's thinking that leaders of countries have not only heard of him, but have investigated him enough to know whether or not he's a fan of theirs.  Good lord, it's always about him.

35 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Stevie Two Collars

She don’t lie.  She don’t lie.  She don’t lie. 
 

/yodaclapton

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Needs more flags.

"Needs more flags."

and a cuban cigar

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Call me cynical, but there's no fucking way this is the first time he heard that he was being pardoned.

17 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Hope they all shared a group hug to celebrate their "winning".

As many on twitter pointed out, holding an umbrella during a storm is unwise. Liked the comparison in the pics here:

 

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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I really thought the West Point ramp shit was overblown.  He was in leather soled shoes and he's a chubby 74 year old taking a ramp.  When I was half his age, I was taking ramps slowly as well.  

Having said that, what the fuck is with this photo?  It appears to be a completely level platform with no debris on it at all.  He appears, based on the lens to be a few steps already up onto the platform.  I don't get why he's having so much trouble here.  And also, the heel of his left shoe is bigger than that of his right shoe.  

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Having said that, what the fuck is with this photo?  

 

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15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

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I was thinking more a mocking of someone of color dancing.   Like he did with the disabled guy.   But this is good too.  Or bad.  Asshole has no rhythm at all. 

On 8/28/2020 at 2:15 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

disgusting

oh buddy, just wait few weeks.

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

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Don “no soul” Simmons?   From AWOTM?

Lake Travis

 

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He’s really trying hard to kill his supporters. 

On 8/24/2020 at 9:25 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Who is this woman? She looks like she'd probably be a handful in a good way in bed. Right amount of crazy to make things interesting. 

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Who is this woman? She looks like she'd probably be a handful in a good way in bed. Right amount of crazy to make things interesting. 

Dude, you really should start paying more attention.  Real shit is going down.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude, you really should start paying more attention.  Real shit is going down.

This is how I pay attention. Who is that?  

is it me or does she have an excessive amount of elbow pit hair?  

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is how I pay attention. Who is that?  

Don Jr’s psychotic wife (maybe just girlfriend) that was speaking at the RNC and went off on this insane rant about the evil left that ended with that gesture, cackling like a coked up sorceress. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Don Jr’s psychotic wife (maybe just girlfriend) that was speaking at the RNC and went off on this insane rant about the evil left that ended with that gesture, cackling like a coked up sorceress. 

That’s awesome. I’m glad I didn’t see it and instead have this description to form a mental picture. That has to be better than whatever the reality was. 

23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s awesome. I’m glad I didn’t see it and instead have this description to form a mental picture. That has to be better than whatever the reality was. 

It was a pretty accurate description

 

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