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I’m gonna estimate her intake prior to the speech was about 3/4ths of a gram.  Rest of it was burned on this DSL’s of hers doing gummies afterwards.  

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What a perfect photo. 

"Mr. President, would you like me to put these classified documents about the Iranian nuclear program over here for protection, so I can set your TWO cheesesteaks down in front of you on this tray that we normally reserve for child passengers because of the little airplane drawing on it?"  

"Nah, screw that.  Just set it down right on top.  I know the grease will make my briefs stick together with an oily discharge.  Melania doesn't mine, why should I?  Thank you."  

If I looked like that I’d do my best to never be around a camera. 

Flynn's pretty dorky looking for a foreign agent traitor. Never guess that guy was a general. 

And his mother dresses him funny.

21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Flynn's pretty dorky looking for a foreign agent traitor. Never guess that guy was a general. 

And his mother dresses him funny.

Didn't realize he was sinister, either.

51 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Yes, that is Michael Flynn signing a Qanon shirt. 

This motherfucker better end up in prison.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Didn't realize he was sinister, either.

He's certainly maladroit. 

Flynn's pretty dorky looking for a foreign agent traitor. Never guess that guy was a general. 
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Another kid they’ve separated from its parents.

Is that a big bag of licorice?  

 Is she showing that she, Ivanka Trump, also shops at stores whose shelves are empty due to supply chain issues caused by a global pandemic and tariffs? Are we supposed to buy the idea that she buys these toys and candy on the reg? I've seen her 'get up' in the social register mags, I'm not sold on her 'image' she's trying to sell here.

Their seating arrangement does not appear to be in compliance with CDC recommendations.

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Their seating arrangement does not appear to be in compliance with CDC recommendations.

Their seating arrangement wouldn't be in compliance with a fucking Spirit Airlines flight back from Las Vegas.  

Jesus, I've seen 5-man lawn crews sit farther apart in a single-cab Ford Ranger. 

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Doctors:  "One of the worst symptoms is losing sense of smell."

Staffer:  "Mr. President, we can have you photographed with actual briefing documents and ink pen to show you're working and doing well.  No reason to stage anything with blank paper and those toxic sharpies for hours on end."  

Trump:  "Toxic sharpies?  (takes huge whiff)...They're fine, I don't smell anything."  

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On 9/15/2020 at 6:41 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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If there are lizard people, Jared's one of them, right?  We're all in agreement? 

He's clearly still learning how to walk and act like a human. 

Yeah, he's like an incredibly dumb and even more awkward Mark Zuckerberg.  At least the Zuck can hang and look comfortable around minorities.  

Kushner just has that, "I'm mean to dogs when nobody is around" vibe about him.  

1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

If there are lizard people, Jared's one of them, right?  We're all in agreement? 

He's clearly still learning how to walk and act like a human. 

he and ivanka are a ghoulish couple

All lies and jests
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest.

On 10/3/2020 at 6:26 AM, HenryJames said:

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Melania’s Rose Garden Red Wedding

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

On 10/12/2020 at 4:34 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Do they mean like this?

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Yeah, they probably do.

Holy – and I cannot emphasize this enough – shit:

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Yeah, uh...pretty sure this exact warning was covered, exhaustively, in the Book of Matthew.

But I'm sure you Trumpers knew that...considering how religious you are.  

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