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Such a godly man, just look at his smile.

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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Surprised the bottom two flags aren't on top

Trumper Aggies are always bottoms.  Tradition...and what not.  

Probably jizz, the “MAGA” face masks behind him do stand for “Mouth Agape, Gargle Aload”

What would he do in a second term without doing these things? It’s the only part of the job he actually likes. 

42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

What would he do in a second term without doing these things? It’s the only part of the job he actually likes. 

Go for his third term

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remind me to re-up my Brazzers premium subscription next month.  I gotta see how "Blacked the Blue Balls" ends...

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Anybody else getting a weird "Motel Hell" vibe from that photo?  

^
I actually, kinda wish Comey hadn't done that.  Just gonna feed bad vibes the electorate doesn't need this week.  Also, he takes his coffee like my BIL.  Which is to say, all wrong.

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

kinda wish Comey hadn't done that.

Evergreen gold right here.

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6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

looks shopped.

I fixed it. 

On 10/18/2020 at 1:26 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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His face looks like Mitch McConnell’s right hand.

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Hamberder, French fries, ding-dong, and bagel w/lox?

The cornerstone of every healthy 239lb man’s nutritious breakfast.

Looks like some shit from a hospital cafeteria

no fuckin way that's all the fries special Donnie is getting with his meal. There's another 5 cups of those sitting off picture, right? 

14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I never watched it.  Is this a scene from the Walking Dead?

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