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Just now, Sbbruin said:

Chip Kelly is a great offensive mind. Just a horrible program builder. When he gets canned, if Saban hires him as OC, Bama would wreck shop way more than they already do

And then we hire him as a head coach. 

FML 

He's not a great offensive mind.  
He did OK with NIKE money.  He hasn't done dick since.  That UCLA got him cheap, and bid against themselves on his extension, tells the story. 

Nobody else wanted him.  If UCLA cut him loose tomorrow, he'd be an analyst somewhere 

You know who else thinks he's a "great offensive mind"?   

 

Derka.    Think about that. 

Edited by Gil Bang

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Damn... DeBoer head coaching record  83-9

 

Kelly has made a football wasteland somewhat relevant again - that tells me he's better than a horrible program builder. 

Quit being so dramatic @Sbbruin. I never act like this when Texas plays. 

 

 

/s

You know some stathead is going to say it’s ok to go for it on 4th down from the 4, 7 minutes left in the first, because the chances of the other team getting points 96 yards away is minimal. 
It worked. 

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's not a great offensive mind.  
He did OK with NIKE money.  He hasn't done dick since.  That UCLA got him cheap, and bid against themselves on his extension, tells the story. 

Nobody else wanted him.  If UCLA cut him loose tomorrow, he'd be an analyst somewhere 

You know who else thinks he's a "great offensive mind"?   

 

Derka.    Think about that. 

Not a good take.  You’re in the grumpy minority of people who have followed his career. 

He's not a great offensive mind.  
He did OK with NIKE money.  He hasn't done dick since.  That UCLA got him cheap, and bid against themselves on his extension, tells the story. 
Nobody else wanted him.  If UCLA cut him loose tomorrow, he'd be an analyst somewhere 
You know who else thinks he's a "great offensive mind"?   
 
Derka.    Think about that. 

You are absolutely wrong. He is a good offensive coach. Very good
1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Much better crowd
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If you had 100k there, no way you’d be able to upload pics. So around 50k?

it wouldn't be that difficult to convince me that Thompson-Robinson lost to Brady in Tom's last year on campus. 

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's not a great offensive mind.  
He did OK with NIKE money.  He hasn't done dick since.  That UCLA got him cheap, and bid against themselves on his extension, tells the story. 

Nobody else wanted him.  If UCLA cut him loose tomorrow, he'd be an analyst somewhere 

You know who else thinks he's a "great offensive mind"?   

 

Derka.    Think about that. 

What was Saban’s record the NFL? Urban Meyer’s?  Matt Rhule? Basically a gd miracle if you take a guy from college and it works. 

Charbonett is a stud. Surprised it took so long to get him engaged.

2 minutes ago, XForce said:

If you had 100k there, no way you’d be able to upload pics. So around 50k?

My favorite stadium in college football. 

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn... DeBoer head coaching record  83-9

 

He’s like Leipold in the way. Worked his way up from places like Sioux Falls and then to Fresno State and now a big time P5. But some people want a bigger sample size with guys like that. They need to be winners in P5 for much longer even though as a HC (no matter the division) they have winning records. Not for nothing both Kansas and Washington are 4-0. At least of this movement.

3 minutes ago, XForce said:

So around 50k?

Hard to tell unless he uploaded pictures of a full side of the stadium. 

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


You are absolutely wrong. He is a good offensive coach. Very good

Nobody has ever been scared of Chip Kelly's offense in Westwood.  Nobody. 

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That screen looked like UW O-line was downfield illegally...

If you had 100k there, no way you’d be able to upload pics. So around 50k?

I'll guess 55k. We haven't had 100k in 25 years
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

My favorite stadium in college football. 

yeah I was thinking a few minutes ago how i’d be much more excited to have a weekend in LA than one in Tuscaloosa or Athens. 

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1 minute ago, XForce said:

yeah I was thinking a few minutes ago how i’d be much more excited to have a weekend in LA than one in Tuscaloosa or Athens. 

Looks like there's plenty of seats available at ucla football games... knock yourself out.  😋

2 minutes ago, XForce said:

yeah I was thinking a few minutes ago how i’d be much more excited to have a weekend in LA than one in Tuscaloosa or Athens. 

Like, in general? Or to watch a football game? 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


I'll guess 55k. We haven't had 100k in 25 years

the cool thing about realignment is when B10 play starts, you’ll have that thing filled because people will want to take a trip to the Rose bowl. Not sure that will work the other way around though

@Sbbruin they just showed one of the end zones. Not a chance in hell there is 55k there. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Like, in general? Or to watch a football game? 

the alternate universe of Texas being in the Pac10 or Big10 and seeing them play there 

10 minutes ago, XForce said:

What was Saban’s record the NFL? Urban Meyer’s?  Matt Rhule? Basically a gd miracle if you take a guy from college and it works. 

Dipshit, I was referring to Oregon.  

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Nobody has ever been scared of Chip Kelly's offense in Westwood.  Nobody. 

Whether it scared anyone or not it put up 37 points a game last year and was a top 15 offense by about any ranking.

So a hypothetical. The fg goes through the uprights but hits the back support and comes back. It’s still good right?

Nobody has ever been scared of Chip Kelly's offense in Westwood.  Nobody. 

You just don't follow UCLA football closely. Offense has not been our problem. We put up points. We just don't stop anyone.
13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


You are absolutely wrong. He is a good offensive coach. Very good

How many times has UCLA been among the NCAA leaders in offense in his tenure?   In the top 25?  top 50?  

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1 minute ago, XForce said:

So a hypothetical. The fg goes through the uprights but hits the back support and comes back. It’s still good right?

Sounds right...

Just now, Sbbruin said:


You just don't follow UCLA football closely. Offense has not been our problem. We put up points. We just don't stop anyone.

actually I do.  Your D sucks so you assume that your O is great.  It isn't.   

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

How many times has UCLA been among the NCAA leaders in offense in his tenure?   In the top 25?  top 50?  

Don’t lie, you looked that shit up before you posted it didn’t you?

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O/U 66... 

Sure feels like the over is gonna win tonight

Just now, LTtxfan said:

O/U 66... 

Sure feels like the over is gonna win tonight

Why? On pace for it to be right at that #. 

I’m puzzled by the UW offense. UCLA Dline appears undersized, so first drive Udab blew them off the ball and ran it down for a touchdown. Now getting cute on offense and letting lighter/faster guys tee off?

Did they enforce those penalties right? That ended up being a 37 yard play?

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Why? On pace for it to be right at that #. 

 

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1 minute ago, Mach 1 said:

I’m puzzled by the UW offense. UCLA Dline appears undersized, so first drive Udab blew them off the ball and ran it down for a touchdown. Now getting cute on offense and letting lighter/faster guys tee off?

G5 coach in over his head. 

6 minutes ago, XForce said:

Don’t lie, you looked that shit up before you posted it didn’t you?

My closest friend on this planet for the last 45 years is a proud and loyal UCLA alum.   We talk frequently.    We discuss football every time we talk.  He believes that Dave Aranda wanted the job and could have been had.  Yet, they extended Chip when nobody else wanted him. 

UCLA looking good along with their uniforms 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Strange gif. Considering it's math. Before that TD the score was favoring the under. If another TD is scored and nothing else this half then it will be right on pace. 

This isn't some crazy score-fest that makes the o/u look stupid. 

how long has chip been at UCLA??

Just now, D3zii said:

UCLA looking good along with their uniforms 

and cheerleaders

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

how long has chip been at UCLA??

this is year 6 IIRC.  He's been there 5 for sure. 

EDIT: wiki says '18 was first year.  

So, he's in year 5 at a world-class university, in a world-class city, with world-class pussy. Guys in Westwood aren't heading to Prairie View to get laid. A West L.A. 4 is a College Station 9.  

 Let's see what happens.  I want him to succeed, I truly do.  UCLA is a fantastic University.  Among the finest in the world.   I like them, and I root for them, and I didn't apply there because I didn't think I'd get in. 

 

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