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Leach taking a shit on Jimbo's chest.

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    Leach: "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time a

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3 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

Leach taking a shit on Jimbo's chest.

That's Jimbo's fetish. 

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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Like a Swiss cuckoo motherfucking clock.

 

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The most impressive thing about this year’s aggy roller coaster, is this year they didn’t waste any of the month of October in going over the top on the 1st day of the month!

4 hours ago, tx ind said:

I’m a firm believer that Jimbo doesn’t give a fuck about aggy and knows he can just collect a check and mail it in. He knows they are regards and will worship/pay him.

On Texags they are saying he has embraced quiet quitting. I say it is not quiet at all. He is daring aggy to pay him his money. 

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

The first couple minutes of his opening statement is vintage Jimbo Boomhauer. this dude is a f'n clown. I love it. 

Jesus, that is just insane

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5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this almost sounds like legit red-ass good-bull speak....  like it's a thing for them like "uncover" or like how they have single words like "stack" and "bonfire" this is instead a word that has been broken in to 2 words.

And this Aggy

6 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

In a recent interview with Ally Osborne of WDTV5 in Bridgeport, Fisher left the door open to potentially one day lead the Mountaineers.

"You never say never in this business and home is home. West Virginia is always dear to my heart. I love them and I've always rooted for them my whole life. You never say never in this business where it takes you. I'm happy where I'm at and I love where I'm at but home is home."

 

 

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Jimbo better watch out for young girls throwing themselves at him with cameras 

 

5 hours ago, shakahorn said:


Aggy is not that clever.

 

 

 

I bet he gets a handwritten letter from the country club that says "Get lost or else, 'neer!"

If gloating is still a sin, I will enjoy my life in Hell.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

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Oh, yeah ...

 

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Yes, yes, yes ...

 

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Almost there, yes, yes, almost ...

 

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1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

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If I am ever convinced a true aggy actually posted this there is no doubt I will orgasm myself to death.

3 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

If I am ever convinced a true aggy actually posted this there is no doubt I will orgasm myself to death.

He has an ag tag. That's definitely an aggy that posted it. 

8 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I didn't understand anything Jimbo said.  He talks like that dude from Slingblade.

I’ll help.  He just babbles his mental drive chart for 5 minutes and then proceeds to provide various excuses for bad parts of the drive chart. 

8 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I didn't understand anything Jimbo said.  He talks like that dude from Slingblade.

I absolutely love Jimbo’s press conferences following a loss. They are quite enjoyable. I love how he starts w his pointless, stupid recap of the game. Does he think that if he recaps the game (that everyone else watched, as well) that we will somehow think he is smart and observant? Does he do it just to burn time in the presser to make the time for questions shorter? I also love how he takes responsibility, then proceeds to throw every player under the bus. It’s always their fault for not executing, never his fault for having a bad game plan or not teaching them how to block, tackle, and run his stupid offense. I also miss Herman’s moronic press conferences following a loss. Listening to him drone on about his BS was fun. 

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

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This guy actually gets it. There's like 12 programs in the country that can legitimately claim that they expect to be in national championship contention at least occasionally. 

We ain't one of them. Doesn't mean that college football can't still be fun for the other 100+ programs.

Well, assuming you don't have a joyless offense run by a joyless old coach.

5 hours ago, JMFP said:

 

 

 

 

 

I bet he gets a handwritten letter from the country club that says "Get lost or else, 'neer!"

If I’m the AD, I’m hiring Lizzo to sing “Take yo ass home, Country Roads!”. KThanksBye!

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I absolutely love Jimbo’s press conferences following a loss. They are quite enjoyable. I love how he starts w his pointless, stupid recap of the game. Does he think that if he recaps the game (that everyone else watched, as well) that we will somehow think he is smart and observant? Does he do it just to burn time in the presser to make the time for questions shorter? 

I remember sitting in those press conferences when I worked media.  You're there trying to jot down notes as fast as you can, just hoping that the coach gives you some quote that you can use.  Now picture a room full of people like that and Jimbo walks in and just starts yammering a thousand mph about minutiae,  and everyone is sitting there holding their pencils with two thoughts:

1) I hope my phone is recording this.

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2) What the fuck????!??!?!?

I absolutely love Jimbo’s press conferences following a loss. They are quite enjoyable. I love how he starts w his pointless, stupid recap of the game. Does he think that if he recaps the game (that everyone else watched, as well) that we will somehow think he is smart and observant? Does he do it just to burn time in the presser to make the time for questions shorter? I also love how he takes responsibility, then proceeds to throw every player under the bus. It’s always their fault for not executing, never his fault for having a bad game plan or not teaching them how to block, tackle, and run his stupid offense. I also miss Herman’s moronic press conferences following a loss. Listening to him drone on about his BS was fun. 

Classic mack recap of the game with glasses on spouting stats like anyone gives a fuck in this day and age.
That's Jimbo's fetish. 

Well that and whacking off to watching his wife get pounded by his players.

Cowboys win, Horns win, Liucci eats shit, I'm in Heaven

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I remember sitting in those press conferences when I worked media.  You're there trying to jot down notes as fast as you can, just hoping that the coach gives you some quote that you can use.  Now picture a room full of people like that and Jimbo walks in and just starts yammering a thousand mph about minutiae,  and everyone is sitting there holding their pencils with two thoughts:

1) I hope my phone is recording this.

and 

2) What the fuck????!??!?!?

Hahha, did not know you did this. That’s hilarious. When I watch his press conferences, I try to view them from the point-of-view of the press, so it’s fun to hear the reality from someone in the profession. 

22 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Cowboys win, Horns win, Liucci eats shit, I'm in Heaven

Don’t forget OU getting embarrassed 

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aggy: sec is like family!

sec: we fucking hate you!

 

 

7 minutes ago, pacman said:

aggy: sec is like family!

sec: we fucking hate you!

 

 

God this is giving me pre-cum from being engorged 

dang ol ball security man, 3rd and 14 man, dang ol they wanted it more, ol momentum man 21-3 28-17, dang ol pick six block punt pick six pass, whatever yard line, man, good drive then second half turnover man.  

17 hours ago, Scholz said:

Jimbo better watch out for young girls throwing themselves at him with cameras 

More like an unguarded Sheep pen and a nightvision Game Cam.

4 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

More like an unguarded Sheep pen and a nightvision Game Cam.

Doubt that would get him fired for cause there though 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Add sheep to the end of each sentence

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