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Wtf is this bullshit?  Aggy getting steamrolled, so some scrub hypes them up?

If only aggy had Aenis.  They'd be #1!!

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    Leach: "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time a

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Thanks to the Disney/Sling dust up I can’t watch the damn Longhorn Network- or ESPN - or the SEC channel today.  Fuckers!

Damn. 
 

(get that link for a stream!!!!)

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Now it’s extra frustrating that arky and/or Miami couldn’t do the job. 

The Arkansas game was one of the luckiest outcomes I've seen but in reality we want a couple of those type results. 

Let Jimbo think this isn't a dumpster fire when it really is. 

Man. Their recruiting class was like a 330 bomb right down the middle of the fairway. And today is them ripping that second shot right out of bounds.

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Need trifecta of OU Sucks loss, aggy loss and Texas win.

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Thanks to the Disney/Sling dust up I can’t watch the damn Longhorn Network- or ESPN - or the SEC channel today.  Fuckers!
It'll probably be in the FoxSports app if you have a Fox channel subscription.

Otherwise download the dofusports app and watch it there.
8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Small, bad attitude, bad hands, and not as electric with the ball as I’d expect for being a small guy with that lofty a recruiting ranking.  He is fine, but there are plenty of WRs like him. 

Yeah his hands are pretty damn bad and it's bad on effort and hand placement. For such a good athlete he makes simple mistakes. On the end zone drop his hands crossed over each other as he reached back for the ball. To me that might be a sign of someone who has been coached in hands placement when the ball is right on target but may lack natural athletic ability for off schedule catches. 

May just be a bad day but I've seen 3 bad days out of parts of 5 games. 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Need trifecta of OU Sucks loss, aggy loss and Texas win.

I Hope Please GIF

Yes please.

And don't forget Tech and Baylor.

Wtf is this bullshit?  Aggy getting steamrolled, so some scrub hypes them up?
If only aggy had Aenis.  They'd be #1!!

Was it hype or a dig? He said he’d be an early day three pick. What’s that? Mid 6th round?
5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Thanks to the Disney/Sling dust up I can’t watch the damn Longhorn Network- or ESPN - or the SEC channel today.  Fuckers!

I've said it before today,  and I'll say it again...BASTARDS!

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9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

The same yokel sounding color guy is there who shared the booth with the immortally bad Dave South. I always picture him with a napkin tucked into his shirt and a big bowl of mashed potatoes in front of him.

 

That's other Dave from og Dave and Dave.  I call the young pbp guy new Dave.

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Need trifecta of OU Sucks loss, aggy loss and Texas win.

I Hope Please GIF

And a Dallas Cowboys win, which this week would be QB Cooper Rush over the Breadedskins/Deadskins/Redskins.

i'm only here for the pirate's post game

Best thread on Texags:  Leach has "no class" because his starters played late in the game.

8 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Damn. 
 

(get that link for a stream!!!!)

Just saw that Sling Orange is offering a few channels from Sling Blue - and one of them is FS1 that’s carrying the Longhorns game. So when I die, I’ll receive total consciousness - and the ability to watch the Horns tonight. So  I got that going for me, which is nice. 

 
 

Combative, defensive Jimbo is the best Jimbo
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41 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Looking forward to the Bama game.

Lots of players have relatives in Florida and were distracted during the week.

Upset over the death of Coolio.

They're really upset about how the Ukrainian war is going. Probably found out about the Fall of Lyman right before kick off

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

aggy's best QB is always the backup.  It's one of those universal truths in life.

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22 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Combative, defensive Jimbo is the best Jimbo

Jimbo sipping a Bud diesel while watching Candy get pounded out is the best Jimbo 

50 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

That dog they guard was hot

This has a disturbing meaning at aggy.

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Leach: "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time again

 

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10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any quotes from the Pirate yet?

 

TexAgs - Comedy Gold, Jerry, Gold. Trying to confirm is this is a real quote. So hope it is:

 

Press to Leach: "Why the success vs TAMU?"

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Leach: scratching head "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time again"
1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

 

Leach: "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time again

 

I saw that on texags and was sure that it had to be made up.

"The A&M offense is outside the top 100 in scoring, rushing, passing, and total yards."

10 years. $90 million. Guaranteed. 

Best aggy joke of all.

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I saw that on texags and was sure that it had to be made up.

That was exactly my first reaction, despite it being attributed to Leach.  "No way he said that."

He probably said that.  Absolute comedic gold.

Leach is solid f'n Gold and I'm glad we will be back in a conference with that guy.  

 

Angry, impetuous and fast talking, condescending Jimbo is, indeed, best Jimbo.

Aggie going to catch Bama without Bruce Young. 

You’ll never win a title, aggy. Not ever.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

"The A&M offense is outside the top 100 in scoring, rushing, passing, and total yards."

10 years. $90 million. Guaranteed. 

Best aggy joke of all.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Don't Care, Got Jimbo.

In Jimbo We Trust. 

Jimbo Knows.

Jimbo for the Winbo.

 

All aggy crap you can buy online for prices.

Anyone going by the name of Jimbo who is > 2 years old. Priceless! (and probably IQ < 60).

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5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Aggie going to catch Bama without Bruce Young. 

Won’t matter 

"So many Aggies... 

Have lived and passed without seeing us lift a national championship trophy (or even make the game at least) in the three men's sports. You hope that vision is still there but it seems like it's fading now." 

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32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Aggie going to catch Bama without Bruce Young. 

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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wait, does Jimbo's kids jersey say "Lil Fish" on the name plate 🤣

Yes, like one would expect on a 3/4 YO.

Did Max get hurt or did they just put in King to change things up?

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The first couple minutes of his opening statement is vintage Jimbo Boomhauer. this dude is a f'n clown. I love it. 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Evan Stewart - 3 for motherfucking 23 yards. Fucking EL OH EL

Xavier Worthy - 5-115-2 

Sanders- 4-68-2

 

EL OH FUCKING EL

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