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Muhammad or Toviano are about to get a huge pay bump for being the next missing piece. 

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    Leach: "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time a

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Again.

I walked the dog and now it's the return of Haynes King??

Ahh, shit, y'all gonna learn now.  11-1 coming right up!

Edit: Fuckin' cheatin' Miss Sip State wearin' our colors confused our future Heisman winner.  Classless!!

Edited by TexArcher

Ho-Ho-Ho

Merry Cowbell to the State defender.

Fuck Texas A&M!!!

1 minute ago, Iguana said:

Lets go Pirate.  Complete this and give us an epic quote.

Waiting for the Pirate's riff on aggy and their fat girlfriends.  Lulz.

Tried to make a single-handed catch. Tips it to CB for an INT. Complains about the pass. Haha. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

5 star Stewart there with one lazy hand

If they'd just pay him twice as much, he'd use both hands. 

There is no doubt that Stewart is going through the motions right now. He's totally portaling after this season.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m erect

Well quick... find Mrs. Sgt Hulk and get busy!!!  😋

The needs about 5 missing pieces on OL.

oh man.    The Schadenfreude available on Texags is at full, blown Pulp Fiction Smack 'pure' levels. 

I can't believe after all of these years that still feels so good, but, Goddamnit,,,,,it does.

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Waiting for the Pirate's riff on aggy and their fat girlfriends.  Lulz.

does not compute.

People fuck up his meaning behind the quote all the time.  It didn't mean anyone's literal girlfriends.  It was about everyone getting their taint kissed after a win and feeling all good about themselves.  Alumni, the Press.  Anyone can be a "fat girlfriend" in that parlance.

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aggys dropping like flies..


*Saving themselves for one of the following: draft, portal, next season

Jaylon Jones and Denver Harris were the missing piece 

 

Evan Stewart was the missing piece 

 

Haynes King was the missing piece 

Walter Nolan and Shemar Stewart, and so on since 1940

 

Step right up Hill and Hicks Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Defense reverting back to Sumlin levels.

Defense is reverting back to what it's always been since Hitler invaded Poland 

Just now, slorch said:

does not compute.

People fuck up his meaning behind the quote all the time.  IT didn't mean anyone's literal girlfriends.  It was about everyone getting their taint kissed after a win and feeling all good about themselves.  Alumni, the Press.  Anyone can be a "fat girlfriend" in that parleance.


Compute this.  Lulz.

Take note sark when you go all brakes and no gas. 
 

this is fucking all gas no brakes 

aggy gonna be proud of being .500 for the season  after next week.

Thank gawd it's just October...

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Take note sark when you go all brakes and no gas. 
 

this is fucking all gas no brakes 

But the same result as Sark, no points.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Take note sark when you go all brakes and no gas. 
 

this is fucking all gas no brakes 

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