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Tim Brando sounds like someone shot his dog in front of him.

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Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

Someone's going to have to fill me in on the Jay Mohr thing. I think I missed it. 

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Id rather someone shoot Brando in front of his dog. 

So would his dog. 

I disagree.  Sounded like he was intentionally kissing our ass, as if he's either been reading twitter about him hating us or his bosses have pointed out his bias.  He's changed.

6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

Don’t you mean Chris Mohr?

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Someone's going to have to fill me in on the Jay Mohr thing. I think I missed it. 

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

I'd like to buy that man a beer

Brando drunkenly ran over his dog, backing out of his driveway. 

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

That silhouette just screams Chris Mohr. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

Here’s the clip. I’m still laughing

 

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

That's amazing. 

Renee, right?

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

“When I miss I miss big”

He hasn't seen our defense fly to ball like this since "Ham" and "Lam" Jones.......a tailback and wide reciever.


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15 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

Jennifer Lopez Yes GIF by mtv

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's amazing. 

Renee, right?

No, Matthew. Or maybe Tom.

Edited by justhookit

every time he calls it "Red River" I want to punch him ion the face

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I disagree.  Sounded like he was intentionally kissing our ass, as if he's either been reading twitter about him hating us or his bosses have pointed out his bias.  He's changed.

That was my thinking too.   I was surprised because on balance when he a Spencer have called our games, they’ve been asses.  

I'm pretty sure Jay Mohr is still waiting on his break out role

We need to ask Jeanie Buss if that’s what Jay Mohr looks like in the dark 

I’m guessing Brando has frequently asked Jay or Chris for Mohr.  NTTAWWT

"I was thinking about the other guy."

Season 6 What GIF by The Office

And it’s recovered by - guess who? Keilan Robinson!

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

My sides hurt guys

You should see a nurse about that.  FYI bring your wallet.  

Edited by stork642

9 minutes ago, justhookit said:

They all look like that in the dark.

Spencer Tillman?

If the winning kick had been from Bert Auburn, do you know what the headlines would have said? Auburn beats Texas.

This is too easy!  That's Mohr spelled with an 'h'!  M - O - H - R

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Edited by TexLonghorn

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