October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables just gave up 700 yards of offense to a QB that couldn't complete a pass downfield until this season playing for a guy that got fired from Cal.
October 2, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, El Squared said: Venables gets out of the shower to piss AND shit. wait a minute. If I feel the need to piss or shit while showering, I too, get out of the shower.
October 2, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, El Squared said: Venables gets out of the shower to piss AND shit.
October 2, 20223 yr Venables looks like he rides bikes around pretending to be a Mormon but collects dicks.
October 2, 20223 yr Venables simultaneously faps and eats a bag of Cheetos with the same hand, then licks the cheese powder off his fingers after he finishes.
October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables didn't cancel the subscription to Bag-O-Dicks magazine that comes to his office. And neither did the previous guy.
October 2, 20223 yr Author Brent vanables thinks Tim Brando is the best in the game and provides insightful commentary
October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables complained to the yoga teacher that the girls' pants were too tight. Now they all have to wear sweat pants and he's much more comfortable.
October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables (direct quote): "The firehose is fully inserted in my mouth here. We've been blowing and going." Hope he has max headroom for that… have fun with the firehouse October 8th! Open wide!
October 2, 20223 yr Venables tried to shoot a missile full of VX poison gas at a 49ers game once. Edited October 2, 20223 yr by Horn Dogg
October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables thinks Metallica got better after they cut their hair and stopped wasting so much time on guitar solos.
October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables thinks the tip line on a receipt is where he’s supposed to write a word of advice..
October 2, 20223 yr Venables wants to do away with wax cups at the fair. Doesn't like "how they feel".
October 2, 20223 yr Venables goes thru the quick check line with more than 15 items and writes a check. Edited October 2, 20223 yr by Kel Varnsen
October 2, 20223 yr Venables pours hot pancake syrup into your ear instead of hot wax Sorry, I haven't been out of the house since that time I went to a flea market on HW 290 near Austin and they had natural healing witch tents.
October 2, 20223 yr Venables still writes checks at the store, and doesn't start writing them until the cashier finishes ringing up his groceries.
October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables always leaves extra time on the work microwave, so you have to cancel it and THEN put in your time. AND he heats up his fish dinner in it.
October 2, 20223 yr Popular Post Brent Venables is responsible for the Judge cut ins during CFB games
October 2, 20223 yr Brent Venables hired Art Briles’s son in law, Jeff Lebby. Brent Venables worked for Bag o Dicks himself. Wait….these are actually true.
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