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And drives below the speed limit, in the left lane, with his blinker on

Venables prefers his dicks fed to him like a baby bird by Bob Stoops

Brent Venables just gave up 700 yards of offense to a QB that couldn't complete a pass downfield until this season playing for a guy that got fired from Cal. 

brent venables uses rabbit ears to watch cable TV.  

4 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Venables gets out of the shower to piss AND shit.

wait a minute.  If I feel the need to piss or shit while showering, I too, get out of the shower. 

Brent Venables cums at the end of Marley & Me and Old Yeller

6 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Venables gets out of the shower to piss AND shit.

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Venables looks like he rides bikes around pretending to be a Mormon but collects dicks.

Brent Venables doesn't find Ana de Armas attractive.

Brent Venables pours milk first then his choc-o-cocks cereal. 

The “Dahmer” story is Brent Venables autobiography.  

Venables simultaneously faps and eats a bag of Cheetos with the same hand, then licks the cheese powder off his fingers after he finishes.

Venables thinks Hitler was just misunderstood and gets a bad wrap

Brent Venables is responsible for 9/11 and any traffic on I-35. 

Brent Venables didn't cancel the subscription to Bag-O-Dicks magazine that comes to his office.

And neither did the previous guy.

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Brent vanables thinks Tim Brando is the best in the game and provides insightful commentary 

Brent Venables thinks South Austin’s mom is a prude.

Brent Venables complained to the yoga teacher that the girls' pants were too tight.  Now they all have to wear sweat pants and he's much more comfortable.

Brent Venables (direct quote): "The firehose is fully inserted in my mouth here. We've been blowing and going."

Hope he has max headroom for that…

have fun with the firehouse October 8th! Open wide!

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Venables tried to shoot a missile full of VX poison gas at a 49ers game once.

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Brent Venables thinks Metallica got better after they cut their hair and stopped wasting so much time on guitar solos.

Brent Venables calls when a simple text will do.   

Brent Venables wrote the last season of Game of Thrones.

Brent Venables thinks the tip line on a receipt is where he’s supposed to write a word of advice..

Brent Venables has no alibi for the day of the Kennedy Assassination. 
 

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Brent Venables goes to the strip club with a roll of quarters.  

Venables wants to do away with wax cups at the fair. Doesn't like "how they feel".

Venables goes thru the quick check line with more than 15 items

 

 

 

and writes a check.

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Venables pours hot pancake syrup into your ear instead of hot wax

Sorry, I haven't been out of the house since that time I went to a flea market on HW 290 near Austin and they had natural healing witch tents.  

Venables still writes checks at the store, and doesn't start writing them until the cashier finishes ringing up his groceries. 

 

Brent Venables always leaves extra time on the work microwave, so you have to cancel it and THEN put in your time. AND he heats up his fish dinner in it.

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Brent Venables is responsible for the Judge cut ins during CFB games

Brent Venables hired Art Briles’s son in law, Jeff Lebby. 
Brent Venables worked for Bag o Dicks himself.

Wait….these are actually true. 
 

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