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Brent Venables wrote the song “Baby Shark”

Fake news.  Misleading information.  Brent Venables does not kick puppies.  In fact, he got his ass kicked by a puppy yesterday.  Which isn’t surprising, given Brent Venable’s childhood nickname was Brent Venereal.

8 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Brent Venables thought Episode 1 was a fantastic movie.

Brent Venables thinks Episode 8 was even better.

Thomas Brent Venables is not defined by the loss to k state but instead by the way he responded.

Brent venables thinks Antonio brown is living his best life

Brent Venables does not like big butts and he can lie.

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Brent Venables does not like big butts and he can lie.

When Venables walks into a fire station and sees that hose he gets sprung.

Edited by Nicole44
Had to change to make it fit with the lyrics lol.

47 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Brent venables thinks Antonio brown is living his best life

Brent Venables searches for the unedited picture of Antonio Brown stroking it. “For research purposes”.

Brent Venables cured cancer but is still working out the monetization.

Brent Venables enjoys dial-up Internet from the comforts of his sister's trailer.

If Venables were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

Brent Venables is so boring and milquetoast that I literally can’t think of anything funny to say. He exists on the sideline like a lump of pasty mashed potatoes that is just seemingly there for no other reason than to make you indifferent to the point of disgust. Fuck him and his team anyway. 

Brent Venables tried to cash in his S&H Green stamps at the bag-o-dicks store for a discount.

Brent Venables' brisket is drier than Lincoln Riley's

10 hours ago, The Dark Knight said:

Wait….these are actually true. 
 

What are you talking about? These are all true

Edited by Jebus

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Brent Venables thinks Episode 8 was even better.

... and that Episode 9 was the best of all.

Brent Venables fucked the Olsen twins…

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

… before they were famous. 

Brent Venables watched Bros. Twice. 

Everybody except for Brent Venables was Kung Fu fighting.

Brent Venables celebrates Creed's entire catalog and still hasn't washed that part of his forehead where Scott Stapp's spit landed in 2002.

In the Fall 2019, Brent Venables was enjoying some raw pangolin at his favorite Wuhan market shop before wandering into a nearby science lab and breaking some beakers marked sarscov2. A week later he took some Tylenol to help manage his flu-like symptoms before traveling to Rome, Madrid, Paris, London, before his trip back to the states, visiting family in nursing homes in New York, San Francisco, LA, and Seattle. Really, a world-wind tour.

Next summer, he’s looking forward to his trip to the Congo.

Brent Venables cooks briskets in the oven.

Edited by Carlosdanger

The Red Skull hates it when people confuse him for Brent Venables

Brent Venables is the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around.

Brent Venables thinks Lowell Galindo and Gary Danielson would be the perfect booth crew.

Brent Venables is monkey pox patient zero

You ask Chuck Norris (OK Native) what time it is and Chuck yells “Venables Sucks!” Before he roundhouse kicks you in the face and beats up his own shadow.

Edited by Nicole44
Didn’t like how I worded it the first time. Lulz

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