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Brent Venables has been to every Manny Diaz seminar on the fundamentals of tackling.  Then he compared notes with Todd Orlando and Mike Stoops.  

Brent Venables likes the smell of shit and Lysol spray.


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Before beginning his career in coaching, Brett Venables produced direct response television commercials including this one from 1994

 

Brent Venables always hits 'reply all' on group emails.

And he’s the one who replies to all saying “stop replying to all”.

Brent Venables doesn’t return his shopping cart to the cart corral when he finishes unloading his groceries in his Bro Dozer double-parked in a handicapped space adjoining a fire zone.
 

Can’t believe it took this long. 

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Brent Venables has a vacation home in Auschwitz and routinely strangles endangered animals in order to reach climax. 

Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three thinks Venables defense is a dumpster fire.

Ted Roof, Ted Roof, Ted Roof is on fire (We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!)

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Brent Venables doesn’t return his shopping cart to the cart corral when he finishes unloading his groceries in his Bro Dozer double-parked in a handicapped space adjoining a fire zone.
 

Can’t believe it took this long. 

FUCKing lazybones

Brent Venables thinks Cracker Barrel is pinnacle of fine dining.

Brent Venables drinks his own urine because its sterile and he likes the taste.

Brent venables thinks Jeffrey dahmer was a great guy and doesn’t understand what all the fuss about him is.

Venables slices brisket with the grain and enjoys it with lots of ketchup.

Brent Venables can't play an accordion, yet he constantly plays an accordion.

Brent Venables prefers tire turf as a playing surface over grass. 

Venables turns down a date with Kate to go out with Bob Stoops.

Brent Venebles hates these cans.

 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three thinks Venables defense is a dumpster fire.

Ted Roof, Ted Roof, Ted Roof is on fire (We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!)

Ted Roof's defensive pedigree includes a stint at Vanderbilt, ya stupid sip.

(admittedly I had to Google who the fuck he is)

Brent Venables hits on chicks in the lobby of Ronald McDonald’s House.

Brent Venables likes to pull the fire alarm in the dementia unit of nursing homes.

6 hours ago, Covri said:

If Venables were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

If Venables was a spice he'd be flour

On his honeymoon, Brent Venables used Crazy Glue instead of K-Y. Bob Stoops had to get a colostomy.

Bob Stoops had to cut Venables off at the “All The Dicks You Can Eat” buffet.

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Brent Venables masturbates on commercial flights, but only on September 11th.

Venables air drops pics of other guys' dicks to everyone on his flight

brent veneables shares his Wordle progress on social media

brent venables is Humbled and Proud to post announcements on linkedin

Brent Venables thinks K-Pop is superior to classic rock.

Brent Venables was the architect of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. He’s cultivated it since the fall of the Soviet Union. He’s now planning to restart an Irish civil war to really stick it to Bono for celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Brent Venables thinks the Hobbit Trilogy is better than the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Brent Venables called up his old high school buddies out of the blue to talk to them about an exciting opportunity to own their own business.

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brent venables think pink floyd is the lead singer

Venables wants to bring Baylor to the SEC with Texas and OUsucks.

When Nasa launched a rocket at an asteroid,

Brent Venables was, well, quite overjoyed.

He said, "This is good!"

Though he misunderstood.

And now he throws rocks at his hemorrhoids.

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brent venables invented the flavor and scent "pumpkin spice"

Venables sells Scentsy and all of the OU players are his down line. 

While at Paul Reed Smith, Venables served as chief designer for the Silver Sky.

Brent Venebles thinks he is so smart. He told me an onion is the only food that can make you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Venables requests EXTRA beans in his chili

Principal Skinner and Brent Venebles were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me.

 

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Venables pisses with his pants down to his ankles when he’s not sitting down.

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