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Brent Venables goes to a dentist that has blood in his hair. (George Carlin)l reference)

Edited by Nicole44

Brent Venables single handedly wrote the firmware for every model of printer.

Brent Venables wipes his ass and leaves the toilet paper on the roll.

Brent Venables is currently investing in a puppy flour mill for sustainable eating.

Brent Venables thinks K-Pop is superior to classic rock.

This thread is more fun when the ou coach is actually good.
15 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Venables requests EXTRA beans in his chili

Mad Hawkeye GIF by Marvel Studios

11 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Brent Venables single handedly wrote the firmware for every model of printer.

office space nothing to see here motherfucker GIF

Brent V has carpet in his shower and can do more with a corn cob than wipe his ass.

ousux

Brent Venables keeps a word document of out of stock grocery items.

 

Brent Venables still goes to the ticket window to buy movie tickets.

Brent Venables staunchly defends wiping over use of the bidet.

When Brent Venables found out you could cheat in chess using vibrating anal beads, he became a grand master in a week.



Brent Venables staunchly defends standing to wipe over use of the bidet.


FIFY

Brent Venables steals toilet paper from the ladies room at Burger King.

Brent Venables is sloppy seconds to Lincoln Riley. Now Garrett Riley owns his ass.  

Brent Venables runs a conversion therapy clinic, but mostly to find candidates for rent boys for himself.

Brent Venables eats his boogers. But only when he wants a snack in-between meals of chili with beans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

and by beans i mean testicles

Brent Venables eats picante sauce made in New York City.

Bob Stoops was an outdoorsman.  He used to take Brent Venables to the swimming hole at the river to noodle--for dicks.  

Brent Venables caused the flashing red light on 360 all morning.

Brent Venables knows he has HPV and yet refuses to tell his partners. And by partners, I mean men (nothing wrong with that). And by men, I mean dudes he fucks in the butthole.

Brent Venables calls spaghetti sauce "gravy".

Brent Venables is deeply grateful to the deepfake porn artists in the MSPaint thread.

 

Just now, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

Brent Venables prefers drinking 3.2

 

 

 

 

 

While listening to Toby Kieth. 

You're avatar makes this post perfect! 

Edited by Longboard Horn

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

You're avatar makes this post perfect! 

Well great, it only took 15 years to get a laugh.

Personally, I think he is doing a great job!   🙂

Edited by TCU Alum

2 hours ago, TCU Alum said:

Personally, I think he is doing a great job!   🙂

So does Max Duggan. 

Brent Venables loves skyline chili

Brent Venables thinks Lincoln Riley smokes a good brisket

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