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Texas: 49
OU: 36
 

Prop: 198

 

Went to my first RRS last year. I enjoyed the hell out of the first half. 2nd half is why I'm still seeing my therapist 

Back up QB in effect.
Texas - 27
OU- 45
Prop bet: 217
Backup OU QB: 212 yards rushing, 4 rushing touchdowns. 
Fuck you
6 minutes ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, Deej said:
Back up QB in effect.
Texas - 27
OU- 45
Prop bet: 217
Backup OU QB: 212 yards rushing, 4 rushing touchdowns. 

Fuck you

What? I can't reverse jinx OU?

UT 45
OU 24

Bijan and Worthy Combined yards 290

These games are so weird to predict. Still can’t get over how Mack got blown out so many times and how Charlie actually won one.

 

Texas - 196

OU - 0

Bijan & Worthy : 228 yards

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Fuck those mouth breathing, sister fucking, meth smoking, cock munching, douche nozzle sucking, dickbag hoarding, land thieving, teeth missing, sad clown-paint wearing, inbred fucking morons. Fuck all of them and their shitty school, their stupid redundant song, their retarded fans, and their classless, dickless, can't-take-a-loss pussy fucking football team.

got to be a low scoring game with all of these high predictions: 

 

Texas 21

OU.     20

 

Prop- 183

Texas - 45
OU - 28

Prop - 237 yards

Bonus: Every year I go into this Saturday fully expecting Texas to win. That’s my best/worst/funniest story all in one.

Texas 45

ou 24

Worthy and Bijan go for 225 combined

 

During one of the games in the early 2000s when we got destroyed my friends and I partied with old high school friends at UT Arlington. I passed out and threw up all over the couch I was sleeping on. Thankfully did not wake up with dicks drawn on my face

 

41-29 Horns Dub
the bros get 266.
 
been a fan since roll left, never watched a Horns/OU live at CB before until last year 2021.
I had the time of life that first qtr. the highest of highs i could touch the skys....  30 game mins later-  i was 9 Coors light deep, sad, mad and drunk
stumbled back through Deep Ellum, weaving down main and commerce streets lookin for hoes.... phone at 1% with what seem like hours...
long story missing...... i woke up near Irving outside a massage parlor
surprisingly my phone was fully charged and my belongings on person....eventually found a waffle house  and made it to ATT stadium to watch boys beat the giants

You had Coors Light? My side of the stadium ran out of everything - water, soda, any other beer - except Bud Light.
2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


You had Coors Light? My side of the stadium ran out of everything - water, soda, any other beer - except Bud Light.

Oh shyt. You right. 

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56-23 Texas

Bijan/Worthy combine for 223 (most of it Bijan)

In 2013 (Mack's Last Stand) a buddy of mine had a breathalyzer installed on his vehicle by his family.  After the game he kept begging everyone around him to blow so he could start his vehicle.  None of us were in a condition to do so.  He had to sit and watch us drink for what seemed to be forever before he could leave, enduring vicious mockery the entire time. 

 

I don't know, it was funny to us at the time.  My wife and I took a cab, for what it's worth.

Edited by Darth Tron
wording

48 - 13 Texas

275 total yards between X and Mustard.

 

If Gabriel plays, they probably get 24 or so points but they are injured and not very deep. New guy and first time coach. Lots of transfers at key spots. Doubt they play with the usual pride that has fueled them in the past.

I expect us to jump on them early unless QE1 needs to knock off some rust. Only way this is close is if we start slow and OU is moving the ball.

Texas 45

OU 20

Bijan + Worthy = 301 yds

 

I can't think of any Texas - OU funny stories.  I blocked a lot of them from my memory.  After one of the losses, I was ranting about how Mack should be fired while volunteering at the children's hospital.  But you had to be there.

Texas 31

OU 24

Bijan+Worthy 162 yards

Texas 28
OU 24
BX - 188 yards

Texas 47
U of O 23

Bijan + Worthy = 339 yards combined
Bijan 184
Worthy 155


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I ain't drinking no rat poison yet.

0u 38

Longhorns 34

Bijan/Worthy 185 yards. 

fuck those putos

Texas   38

OU       28

 

Prop bet   353, less than they combined for last year, but we have more weapons

I’m repeating the jinx:

OUs 9th string QB comes in and torches the Horns with punt-like deep passes resulting in 15 Pass Interference penalties. 
 

OU 35

UT 17

44 - 17. Hookem

Prop. 280. (Buck forty each)

Edited by DoobieWah

Texas 41

ouSux 24

Total yards 217

Last year at halftime I told my buddy, “man the pressure is all on us now because if we blow this lead it will be terrible.” I’ll keep my mouth shut this year.

Our team 49

dirt burglars 34

Yards 355

Statute of limitations may still be open on my shit, so mum's the word.

HOOK EM BABY!

OU 32

TX 28

Prop 187

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