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1 hour ago, smuggs said:

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Outstanding

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The comparison of these two really tell the story of that fateful journey. lol...

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23 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


it should be sucking up dicks

But ou ate them all so nunca para la roomba. 
 

We’ll done wizards of gifs. 

Woke up today hating OU. Cuz they suck. Song that came into my head to dedicate to the entire street has these lyrics. 

Your mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
Your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (What?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

On 10/3/2022 at 8:20 AM, Bigbend1812 said:

This is my all time favorite.  

 

truly. the bag of dicks in the schooner is the cherry. Now just need to get _iaz's face off there.

 

 

I did a little paint work too:

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If you can dodge a dick you can dodge a ball!

Given the teams dominance after this spectacular MS paint performance by @jofus, I think we are going to have to get him his own NIL deal.  

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How did I miss this last week?

"Boz... pills?"

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To bring this to a close this year:

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On 10/7/2022 at 8:27 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

I don't know how to make deep fakes.

I hope these are acceptable substitutions:

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That Cosby hit will forever go down in history as a top 3 best moment, along with the Kindle head dimembering. 

 

I dare any other fan site to have better computer skills than this one when it comes to making fun of their rivals. @jofus, @THUJONE, and @Bigbend1812 plus others are second to no one 

7 hours ago, jofus said:

To bring this to a close this year:

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Holy fuck, dude. Fucking EL Oh EL

On 10/3/2022 at 12:27 PM, Slacks said:

I miss MS Paint...

I don't think anyone knows what the fuck MS Paint means anymore.  Most of this shit is gifs  (all well and good) , but it's not MS paint.

I have an idea that I'd really like to implement to capture the feeling of the post-TX/OU game this year (and the end of OU's reign).  But I lack the technical expertise to do this.  I'm wondering if there is someone on here, much more tech-savvy than me, to make the following a reality:

Use this scene from Revenge of the Sith (if there's a higher quality version available, that'd be better): 

 

Super-impose Ewers' face over Yoda the whole time, and super-impose the OU logo over Palpatine the whole time.  When Yoda blocks Palpatine from leaving the room, have a sign by the doorway that says "This Way Back to State Fair" or "Cotton Bowl Exit" or similar.  And maybe add some dicks falling on Palpatine's head for good measure, have fun with it.

 

49-0!

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