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3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

IT/Nahlin confirmed that goggles won’t be the ref 

They’ll just send Tim Donaghy.

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22 hours ago, stork642 said:

For your viewing pleasure 

Love this game.  

Drummer on the very left at 9:45 looks dead in the camera and goes all Tommie Lee in the drum core. Fucking awesome. 

I cannot fucking wait for Bijan and Roschon and Keilan to fuck up the sooner's shitty run defense tomorrow. We will run it up the middle, around the end, off tackle, misdirection...and they will not be able to stop any of it. 

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3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I cannot fucking wait for Bijan and Roschon and Keilan to fuck up the sooner's shitty run defense tomorrow. We will run it up the middle, around the end, off tackle, misdirection...and they will not be able to stop any of it. 

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This OU defender chose poorly.  

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’ve literally never in my life felt like this before the OU game. I fully expect us to easily beat the shit out of them tomorrow. There’s just no way they can even compete with us. In 2005 we were clearly better but we were still on that losing streak to them so you just didn’t know. And every year since they were either the favorites or we were slim favorites. Just ready for tomorrow to get here. 

They aren’t that bad.  They have been playing hesitant because of the new scheme but they will be aggressive tomorrow until they know they are beat.  This game is crazy every year.  I expect a Texas victory but anything can happen in this game.  That is why they play it after all.  

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Because backup QB's are our kryptonite

Because Jason White and Caleb whatsitscunt. Go look it up.  Lulz.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’ve literally never in my life felt like this before the OU game. I fully expect us to easily beat the shit out of them tomorrow. There’s just no way they can even compete with us. In 2005 we were clearly better but we were still on that losing streak to them so you just didn’t know. And every year since they were either the favorites or we were slim favorites. Just ready for tomorrow to get here. 

In 2005 I knew we were gonna ruin their shit. This is the closest I have felt to that ever. The thing here is... I think Sark won't let up like Mack would. I wanna see 70 points. 

2 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

IT/Nahlin confirmed that goggles won’t be the ref 

God, I sat through SO many Texas games that "referee" Joe Thomas fucked Texas over with his "officiating." 

That little troll charged Texas with a timeout once against cougar high in the Dome just so we could boo at his Dumb Ass for the entire timeout for screwing Texas over at every opportunity, including some other phantom call he'd just made to fuck Texas. "Oh, you just scored a TD? Well, *flag toss* then here's a flag for (phantom) holding!"

I'm thankful he's no longer around and that he wasn't young, else he'd still be "showing how 'tough' he was" by fucking Texas over.

I'm certain you other olds remember that Asshole.

Talk about a horrible ref being "piss on his grave" worthy! 

Fuck him!

And FUCK ou!

15 minutes ago, stork642 said:

They aren’t that bad.  They have been playing hesitant because of the new scheme but they will be aggressive tomorrow until they know they are beat.  This game is crazy every year.  I expect a Texas victory but anything can happen in this game.  That is why they play it after all.  

I expect for blOU to gamble and take a lot of chances tomorrow including more blitzes, twists and stunts.  They will try to hit Quinn hard and late if possible.

Gooners gonna play like they have nothing to lose...  pressure is on Texas to win.

 

12 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Why would the line move in OU's favor if Gabriel is ruled out?

because that invokes the requirement for goggles fuckery

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

Down to 8.5 on ESPN. 

That's more in line with what I was thinking yesterday. 

Down to 7.5.  Bought to 7 and put 1k on UT90C8CC54-B24F-4CEE-9CFF-DDDF14293079.thumb.jpeg.739f18fda002ee5fe5da0e8d7577f2ec.jpeg

12 hours ago, Horn80 said:

If Sark can’t beat OU tomorrow under these circumstances, I’m done with him.

heard many tonight at lee harveys who feel this way

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

I expect for blOU to gamble and take a lot of chances tomorrow including more blitzes, twists and stunts.  They will try to hit Quinn hard and late if possible.

Gooners gonna play like they have nothing to lose...  pressure is on Texas to win.

 

It’s about time.  

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

They will try to hit Quinn hard and late if possible.

They will definitely get a late hit on him. I hope that shoulder/collar bone is good 

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

They will definitely get a late hit on him. I hope that shoulder/collar bone is good 

 

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7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

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1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

In 2005 I knew we were gonna ruin their shit. This is the closest I have felt to that ever. The thing here is... I think Sark won't let up like Mack would. I wanna see 70 points. 

this feels more like 2004

9 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

fuck those chicken dicks. stomping inbound. time for Texas to dickslap them o're the next decade.

You all will wreck our shit tomorrow but I don’t have to like it.  Cheers and fuck off 

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this feels more like 2004

not even close

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You all will wreck our shit tomorrow but I don’t have to like it.  Cheers and fuck off 

Listen…I like you…

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4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

I expect for blOU to gamble and take a lot of chances tomorrow including more blitzes, twists and stunts.  They will try to hit Quinn hard and late if possible.

Gooners gonna play like they have nothing to lose...  pressure is on Texas to win.

 

Yep.  And they will be eager to make up for the craptastic showing against TCU.

4 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yep.  And they will be eager to make up for the craptastic showing against KSU. 

-Carl Spackler last week

5 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yep.  And they will be eager to make up for the craptastic showing against TCU.

I'm eager to bang Kate Upton, but that doesn't mean I can.

Gerry Hamilton said flat out on the On Texas Football live cast yesterday that this is a “must win” game for Sark and I have to agree. This weekend is where it all went south for us last year and never recovered. If he can’t beat a clearly rebuilding and floundering OU team that likely doesn’t have their starting QB, recruits just aren’t going to buy in on the direction he’s taking the program. I hate that we are here 17 games into his tenure, but that’s where we are. He’s being handed a golden opportunity today and he needs to seize it. 

Make them eat shit. *clap clap clapclapclap*

Line is back to -9 at Circa. I think it went all the way down to -7 from -10

Eating a 8am corn dog with a halfie morning wood and I need to take my morning dump. Ou womens are ugly af per usual. Hook ‘em 

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

There’s just no way they can even compete with us.

Even so, they’ve apparently decided they’re still going to play the game v forfeit. But, should be a stress-free day. 

Now up 5-1 on the year taking Texas to cover.

I've been saying it all year but Vegas has a really bad read on Texas. Sark is capable of always pulling a Tech but you're getting such good value with Texas right now.  

 

Lol at this game bouncing between -7 and -9 based on whether Gabriel was going to play.

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Now up 5-1 on the year taking Texas to cover.

I've been saying it all year but Vegas has a really bad read on Texas. Sark is capable of always pulling a Tech but you're getting such good value with Texas right now.  

 

Yep. TBF we also don’t know what we are getting week to week. Betting on Texas seems dumb this year lol

On 10/7/2022 at 10:05 AM, Horn80 said:

If Sark can’t beat OU tomorrow under these circumstances, I’m done with him.

Sark grades  A+++

On 10/6/2022 at 1:00 PM, gmr548 said:

Honestly, this coming from looch should make us all reevaluate any confidence we have.

Jokes aside, I do think there's some value at OU +9 or more, where it seems to have gone. Definitely if it gets to 10.5. There is way too much uncertainty in the RRS for a two-possession spread.

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Is this the most consequential win we've had since the Rose Bowl?

I think I'd take this over the Ohio State Fiesta Bowl. Over Notre Dame. Any other's I'm missing.

OU seems like a bad team, but there are A LOT of demons there. 49-0 is huge.

20 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I cannot fucking wait for Bijan and Roschon and Keilan to fuck up the sooner's shitty run defense tomorrow. We will run it up the middle, around the end, off tackle, misdirection...and they will not be able to stop any of it. 

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8 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

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I told you motherfuckers that we have the best RB room in the country!

Maybe we beat them by 5 + 44 points. 

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4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Texas -48.5

Oklahoma bettors 

 

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