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Can't imagine being recruited as an 8th grader. Can't imagine being recruited as a senior either.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Can't imagine being recruited as an 8th grader. Can't imagine being recruited as a senior either.

I can’t imagine being 6’5”/295 in 8th grade.

Re the title,  just delete everything after the colon and it will be just right. 

Texas Recruiting Notes 2026:  We’re gonna need to see a birth certificate 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Can't imagine being recruited as a senior either.

I'm told the AARP is very aggressive and will recruit you until death.

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On 1/24/2022 at 10:16 AM, UDontKnow said:

I'm told the AARP is very aggressive and will recruit you until death.

Fuckers got me with the free tote bag. Should’ve held out for the deluxe thermal travel mug 

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No hudl/247 profile yet

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Humble Beast said:

I’m getting old. 

It's interesting that two legacy-recruits' dads played in 1984 and 2005 respectively. Old dad/young dad. 

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On 1/24/2022 at 8:27 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

8th grader.

And Georgia offered him 19 months ago. 

TIL that Matt Leinart has a son that goes to Mater Dei and is one of the top QB prospects in the 2026 class.

 

On 6/15/2022 at 10:58 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Imagine being the assistant coach assigned to maintain regular contact with these kids for 4+ years. 


ChatGPT is your friend.

On 1/24/2022 at 8:21 AM, Laga4 said:

Re the title,  just delete everything after the colon and it will be just right. 

Texas recruiting notes 2026: just delete everything after the colon and it will be just right. 

yeah, catchy.  I like it. 

Now that’s a surgery I would avoid if at all possible

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

TIL that Matt Leinart has a son that goes to Mater Dei and is one of the top QB prospects in the 2026 class.

 

 

Old Matt probably wants Sark to coach his son up, but can't bear the thought of his kid wearing burnt orange. 

Matt Sucks GIFs | Tenor

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On 1/24/2022 at 8:21 AM, Laga4 said:

Re the title,  just delete everything after the colon and it will be just right. 

Hard to argue with that. That doesn't prevent me from suggesting Reload or Rebuild?

We'll either be a rolling ball of butcher knives or breaking in a new coach.

On 1/24/2022 at 10:16 AM, UDontKnow said:

I'm told the AARP is very aggressive and will recruit you until death.

I’ll be 55 in Oct and can confirm this statement is very much true …they’ve been recruiting me since I was about to turn 50…‎Reazioni GIF

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