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#4051
5 hours ago, satyanash said:

Manny Navarro: What the last 5 years of the NFL Draft tells us about college football recruiting

 



Thanks for posting that. It was a pretty good article with quite a few salient points.

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#4052
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does satya just remember all those names and dates from almost 20 years ago?  I’ll give him Joseph and jones since that was big news. 

Bitches deserved to get kicked. 

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#4053
Honolulu (Hi.) Kamehameha Top247 offensive tackle Malakai Lee has made it to Austin for his Texas official visit @Horns247 | #HookEm https://t.co/nWB31PGTFV

 

#4054
30 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Honolulu (Hi.) Kamehameha Top247 offensive tackle Malakai Lee has made it to Austin for his Texas official visit @Horns247 | #HookEm https://t.co/nWB31PGTFV

 

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#4055
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
Honolulu (Hi.) Kamehameha Top247 offensive tackle Malakai Lee has made it to Austin for his Texas official visit @Horns247 | #HookEm https://t.co/nWB31PGTFV

 

📍Austin,TX 🤘🤘40 Acres OV@TexasFootball @CoachSark @KJJFlood @CoachGat3wood @CoachZoloty @TexasRecruiting @taylor_searels #AllGasNoBrakes #HookEm

 

#4056

I hate that the NCAA has nerfed our cookie cake game. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:
Honolulu (Hi.) Kamehameha Top247 offensive tackle Malakai Lee has made it to Austin for his Texas official visit @Horns247 | #HookEm https://t.co/nWB31PGTFV

 

 

#4059
10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I see satya having a spreadsheet dating back decades of every negative thing to happen to Texas athletics that he can pull up at moments notice.

It's called Chatgpt.

#4062

Interesting logo.

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Took me a second to figure out AG. It also took me a second or two to decide if I approved of having AG in any title or label used by Texas.

Lastly, it took me a few more seconds to conclude that I read too much Aggie shit. We're Texas. We don't care. 

All Gas '26? Hell yes. 

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#4065
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm in my @SydneyCarton era

Good on you for having high aspirations. You'll never be smart, handsome, or have good takes, but hey, you're not a quitter. So you get back out there and butcher the english language with gusto!

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#4067
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Good on you for having high aspirations. You'll never be smart, handsome, or have good takes, but hey, you're not a quitter. So you get back out there and butcher the english language with gusto!

I’d like your permission to copy and paste this as my Yelp review for Surly.

#4069
5 minutes ago, texifornia said:
I’ll be in Austin,TX this weekend #HookEm @TexasFootball

https://247sports.com/player/kohen-brown-46147235/

 

His tape and speed don't look like that of a 3 star. Maybe he was dinged for being jewish. 

Productive big-play receiver who likely fits the slot at the next level but moves around the formation, including some carries, for his TXHSFB 6A squad. Strong track context provides verified speed markers, including an early Spring 2025 100-meter rep of 10.69. Linear speed shows on tape. More build-up speed than sudden explosion, but regularly stretches the field vertically and tracks the ball well in the deep third. Dangerous if allowed a clean release and a runway, including targets in the screen and jet/fly games. Encouraging multi-position, multi-phase participation vs. strong high school competition. Seam ripper and slot fade threat with open-field speed to go run it down when needed. Projects to the P4 level as a valuable piece to the receiver room.

#4071
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Interesting logo.

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Took me a second to figure out AG. It also took me a second or two to decide if I approved of having AG in any title or label used by Texas.

Lastly, it took me a few more seconds to conclude that I read too much Aggie shit. We're Texas. We don't care. 

All Gas '26? Hell yes. 

Along similar lines, it took me way longer than it should have to realize "AGTG" wasn't some contraction of "AgTag." 

#4072
10 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

It's called Chatgpt.

LOL. I don't need ChatGPT of all things to remember the Joseph-Jones debacle. The dude they robbed posts on Surly. @LebongJames

The sad part is that while the other guys (Kindle, Melton, Gatewood and Henry) got their lives back together, Andre Jones never did. He died of a drug overdose in an El Paso motel at age 24.

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#4073
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Good on you for having high aspirations. You'll never be smart, handsome, or have good takes, but hey, you're not a quitter. So you get back out there and butcher the english language with gusto!

You forgot modest.

#4074
16 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

You forgot modest.

I mean, does he have reason to be modest? Doesn't that imply he has praiseworthy traits?. Remember, this is all about HIM.

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#4075
5-star DL Lamar Brown arrives in Austin @Horns247
On my way Longhorn Nation!!🔥@InsideTexas @TexasLonghorns @TexasFootball @orangebloods_

Hopefully we've got the team pastor ready to counter Dabo's "Clemson is Team Jesus" sell for Bukauskas

#4076
39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, does he have reason to be modest? Doesn't that imply he has praiseworthy traits?. Remember, this is all about HIM.

Not with that amount of rep.

I mean, he has over 47 thousand internet points on this website. That means he is a super cool and smart dude and everyone likes him a lot. 

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#4077
Top247 DL Corey Wells arrives at #Texas for his OVhttps://t.co/OZJAvCX3bM

 

#4078
7 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Not with that amount of rep.

I mean, he has over 47 thousand internet points on this website. That means he is a super cool and smart dude and everyone likes him a lot. 

This is correct. 

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#4080
Arizona LB Beau Jandreau arrives at #Texas for his OVhttps://t.co/WVsFNO7sAS #HookEm

 

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#4081

So that's what was in the gift bag

Temple Top247 pass rusher Jamarion Carlton has made it to Austin for his #Texas official visitCarlton is currently ranked as the No. 33 overall prospect in the nation and the No. 4 overall prospect in the state of Texas according to @247Sports https://t.co/tbhCIJAwLm

 

#4082
34 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Top247 DL Corey Wells arrives at #Texas for his OVhttps://t.co/OZJAvCX3bM

 

OK, which one of you assholes is going down that escalator acting like it's a roller coaster??

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#4083

Come on Orphey and Akina, land this guy

Elite DB Davon Benjamin arrives at #Texas for his OVhttps://t.co/DPDKVftOLO #HookEm

 

#4084
1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Not with that amount of rep.

I mean, he has over 47 thousand internet points on this website. That means he is a super cool and smart dude and everyone likes him a lot. 

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This is correct. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:
Arizona LB Beau Jandreau arrives at #Texas for his OVhttps://t.co/WVsFNO7sAS #HookEm

 

I didn't realize the actress from Throw Momma From The Train and The Goonies had a grandson!

 

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#4086
Top100 RB Ezavier Crowell back in Austin @Horns247
Big time #Texas DL target Dylan Berymon arrives for his OV@Horns247

 

#4090
17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

How are seniors in high school showing up with iced out chains and chrome hearts? I get college players and NIL and yes I understand some states allow high school students to make money but enough to afford that? Recruits are really making that much money before they even sign on the dotted NIL line?

Ignoring the fact that youre assuming those chains are real diamonds/gold/platinum...Are you implying that because they're black, their families shouldn't have money to get chains for their HS kids? Do you drive around going "how did that little fucking bitch afford that BMW? She must be turning tricks."

**Nice edit, you ALMOST got your post changed in time. 

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#4092
35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ignoring the fact that youre assuming those chains are real diamonds/gold/platinum...Are you implying that because they're black, their families shouldn't have money to get chains for their HS kids? Do you drive around going "how did that little fucking bitch afford that BMW? She must be turning tricks."

**Nice edit, you ALMOST got your post changed in time. 

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#4095
Waxahachie three-star WR Kohen Brown has made it to Austin for his #Texas official visit https://t.co/tbhCIJB4AU

 

#4096
4 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Not with that amount of rep.

I mean, he has over 47 thousand internet points on this website. That means he is a super cool and smart dude and everyone likes him a lot. 

Am I the only person that read this post a couple of times and then went and looked at BO&W’s profile? I assumed this little guy was perpetually hanging by a thread from being crowdsourced. That dude has 47k+ rep points? Wow. 

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#4098
39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Am I the only person that read this post a couple of times and then went and looked at BO&W’s profile? I assumed this little guy was perpetually hanging by a thread from being crowdsourced. That dude has 47k+ rep points? Wow. 

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