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#4151
15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Did you seriously not know this was a thing. &nbsp
also 900 number. 

I am 31 and have never used a fax machine in my life.

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1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

One huge tech step beyond waiting for DCTF to hit the local newsstand. Ah, memories. 


DCTF?  DCTF?  Many's the day we would have given our eye teeth for DCTF.  In my day, it was carrier pigeons. There were 27 of us waiting around the pigeon roost for the pigeon to return, and when we were LUCKY we were fed lumps of dry poison. 

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A few interesting visit updates:

 

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#4161
1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

I am 31 and have never used a fax machine in my life.

 

 

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#4163
53 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gerry said the "HI" from Wednesday was Berrymon.  He also posted another HI about 30 minutes ago.

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#4167
13 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

I am 31 and have never used a fax machine in my life.

I’ve got shoes older than you.

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#4173
#Texas kicker target Jake Collett heading home after his OV https://t.co/7H46AkqHCW #HookEm

 

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#4174
8 minutes ago, texifornia said:
#Texas kicker target Jake Collett heading home after his OV https://t.co/7H46AkqHCW #HookEm

 

COMMITTED🤘🤘#HookEm #ag26 @CoachJeffBanks @C_Forestier1991 @Matt_Moran_ @JamesWilhoit25 @FentressKicking @HKA_Tanalski @KohlsKicking @RecruitHHS @NwGaFootball @RecruitGeorgia

 

#4175
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:
#Texas kicker target Jake Collett heading home after his OV https://t.co/7H46AkqHCW #HookEm

 

He committed to the good guys.  Hook 'em, Jake!

#4179
17 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

So is this the succession plan?

 

Kicker: Mason Shipley --> Jake Collett

Punter: Jack Bouwmeester --> Gehrig Heil

 

Since Bouwmeester is more or less proven, I think they really want to stave off Dabo for Mikey Bukauskus.  After JB moves on, I think Banks wants a competition and a talented backup punter.

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#4180
3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Since Bouwmeester is more or less proven, I think they really want to stave off Dabo for Mikey Bukauskus.  After JB moves on, I think Banks wants a competition and a talented backup punter.

These are all made up names. I mean, c’mon… 

#4181
31 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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That kid looks genuinely happy.  Like he just cracked the code to life.  Calculator. 

#4182

I love it when DTs play fullback too. It’s nice when they can legitimately help the goal line offense. I wonder if he has good hands also?

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#4185
Malakai Lee heading back to Hawaii after officially visiting #Texas @Horns247

 

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#4187
1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

These are all made up names. I mean, c’mon… 

Bouwmeester and Bukauskas are definitely more Eurobasket than SEC. Dabo, meanwhile...

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#4188

No hook em, mom looked whelmed in the tower pic with Sark, I think the Brown family is enjoying some sightseeing before committing to LSU.

Five-star DL Lamar Brown heading home after his #Texas OV@Horns247

 

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Temple edge Jamarion Carlton shares pictures from his Texas OV 🤘📸 via jamar1on_ IG

 

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#4194
6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Crowell or Lee I'm guessing

You think the offensive commit is one of the two bluechip offensive recruits here? No way.

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#4195
2 hours ago, Boko Bevo said:

That kid looks genuinely happy.  Like he just cracked the code to life.  Calculator. 

Looks like he’s getting happy with his NIL prospects as well. Getting decently paid at that age will produce a smile.

#4196
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You think the offensive commit is one of the two offensive recruits here? No way.

Did Kohen Brown not make it in for his OV or are you just excluding him because of the "big commitment" comment?

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#4197
Just now, rvm96 said:

Did Kohen Brown not make it in for his OV or are you just excluding him because of the "big commitment" comment?

Dang it, no he's here I just forgot about him

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#4199
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LSU board with the aggy-like "we passed" on Berymon.

 

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They're right on Berymon, they've never been too high on him, and we need some four year guys who aren't a huge NIL load upfront.

Rivals100 CB Davon Benjamin said his Texas visit was a success. He’ll hit Washington and Oregon on OVs to finish out June. Says the #Longhorns are high on his list. No timetable for a decision.

 

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18 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Gerry indicated a big, big commitment half an hour 

 

6'7 310 is pretty big

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