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Is this going to be another announcement where the recruit is not seriously considering us but will have fun throwing our hat down?

Thanks for giving me time to prepare for that. I'm feeling fragile.

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  • Teryor
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    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
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    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

  • Jimmy Two Times
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    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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The hat tossing shit is so overdone and corny as fuck. I wish these kids would give it a rest. Fuck. Whatever school he chooses, just pick up the fucking hat and be done with it, whether it's us, Oregon, Michigan, or whomever.

7 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

The hat tossing shit is so overdone and corny as fuck. I wish these kids would give it a rest. Fuck. Whatever school he chooses, just pick up the fucking hat and be done with it, whether it's us, Oregon, Michigan, or whomever.

 

I say let them have their fun. For the vast majority of them, it's the last time they'll be in the spotlight before disappearing and sitting on the bench for three years before they portal to Sam Houston State.

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I say let them have their fun.

 

 

Yep, and save the clips for bulletin board material.

 

 

 

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Imagine caring or being hurt by what a kid does during their commitment ceremony, or even watching one of those in general. You guys have no lives.

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I'd like to see another player ala The U announcing from a hot tub with a bunch of girls.  Players these days are soft.

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Imagine caring or being hurt by what a kid does during their commitment ceremony, or even watching one of those in general. You guys have no lives.

Says the guy immersed in South Texas high school football. 

Just now, Chili dog said:

Says the guy immersed in South Texas high school football. 

And I’ve still never watched one commitment ceremony, I’ve got better things to do with my time. You can read about whatever school they picked seconds after it’s over. 

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38 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And I’ve still never watched one commitment ceremony...

 

Which one?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

And I’ve still never watched one commitment ceremony, I’ve got better things to do with my time. You can read about whatever school they picked seconds after it’s over. 

13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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18 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

And I’ve still never watched one commitment ceremony, I’ve got better things to do with my time. 

Like watching a highlight reel of Aaron Judge's greatest post-season moments?

14 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Like watching a highlight reel of Aaron Judge's greatest post-season moments?

Jerking off DT's or watching young latinos play football in the valley, sir. 

You mock his "sacrifices" for UT athletics at your own peril, sir. 

9 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Is this going to be another announcement where the recruit is not seriously considering us but will have fun throwing our hat down?

This is a recruit asking Texas to up their offer.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I say let them have their fun. For the vast majority of them, it's the last time they'll be in the spotlight before disappearing and sitting on the bench for three years before they portal to Sam Houston State.

Don’t talk about aggy like that!

10 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Is this going to be another announcement where the recruit is not seriously considering us but will have fun throwing our hat down

He will get a bonus from his school of eventual choice to give a thumbs down to the Horns….win, win…fu.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Imagine caring or being hurt by what a kid does during their commitment ceremony, or even watching one of those in general. You guys have no lives.

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

And I’ve still never watched one commitment ceremony, I’ve got better things to do with my time. You can read about whatever school they picked seconds after it’s over. 

True. But in the name of efficiency, why stop with skipping commitment ceremonies? You can check all sports results much faster than you can sit through actual games. 

I hereby declare that all recruits who commit to B1G will now be called Tin Men

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Imagine caring or being hurt by what a kid does during their commitment ceremony, or even watching one of those in general. You guys have no lives.

I guess your plate is completely full reading TikTok comments about submarine explosions.

1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

Like watching a highlight reel of Aaron Judge's greatest post-season moments?

To be fair, that's a quick watch.  

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Kirby Smart’s been chirping for a week and half about maintaining his team’s culture. Calicut shows Smart is a man of his word.

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Kirby Smart’s been chirping for a week and half about maintaining his team’s culture. Calicut shows Smart is a man of his word.

Third or fourth or fifth arrest of a UGA player or commit so far in the last week?

On 7/20/2025 at 11:51 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to take a step back on the dawg hate for a second

they are not gump

they have instantly become our #2

irl they are more like us than anyone in the sec other than florida

sure, they've been bagging it for 50 years and are not accustomed to anyone showing them up, including gump (see: gentleman's agreement)

we don't need to point out they've been selectively bagging top Texas talent for decades

let's pull our chips in and avoid bulletin board material

we don't owe them a goddamn explanation

but we haven't conquered them yet

50 days to tosu

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Who gives a fuck about Georgia? As @Fondren & Main so eloquently put it....Georgia can SUCK MY DICK. For that matter, so can Florida and the rest of the SEC. fuck em all. 

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Lots of people guessed that something was going on with Calicut back on July 9 when Nahlin made a cryptic post referencing the incident and @RGBIII gave some nice hints. 

I’m relieved that neither Calicut nor Ojo wound up at Texas.

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21 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lots of people guessed that something was going on with Calicut back on July 9 when Nahlin made a cryptic post referencing the incident and @RGBIII gave some nice hints. 

Any regulars on the board "knew", but the confirmation is helpful and explanatory. It also can now get picked up within media circles and perhaps get more negative discussion about Georgia brewing.

9 minutes ago, Player said:

Now being reported that Calicut’s accomplice and teammate at North Shore, Isaiah Brice Phillips, was shot and killed in another incident on Sunday night.

https://abc13.com/post/galena-park-isd-confirms-isaiah-phillips-was-student-killed-pool-party-northeast-harris-county/17246470/

Wow, that’s a helluva way live your life… and end it. 

51 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Who gives a fuck about Georgia? As @Fondren & Main so eloquently put it....Georgia can SUCK MY DICK. For that matter, so can Florida and the rest of the SEC. fuck em all. 

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What is it with these North shore kids. Before people make it a racial or economic thing, South Oak Cliff is an actual hood school, I can’t recall one of their notable former or current players arrested or killed in recent years. Same for Duncanville, Desoto, etc.  North shore isn’t even a bad area from what it looks like yet they seem to have an inordinate number of problems with their players.

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