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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Basketball is not football.  This shouldn’t have to be pointed out to you. 

Point is NIL spending is going up....Last years 30 million roster is a 35-40 mill roster this year. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

First, lets state the obvious; You don't actually have any actual information about the NIL budgets, costs, packages, or anything else at any other school. You don't have any actual information about those things at the fucking school you follow, Texas. So the fact that you say declaratively that other programs don't care about cost is stupid to the point that it should be immediately dismissed, mocked, and you should be laughed at, heartily. 

Second, we just inked the number one class, loaded at damn near everywhere, a few short months ago, including some big time over the top efforts at the end to get key, high cost players. And this was after everyone piss and shit themselves all summer about out class. And, this is something I actually know, our fundraising has only gotten stronger and improved since last year. So maybe, maybe, act like you can remember at some point in your life what it was like to have a set of balls. 

Cool so we should be able to get the recruits we really want then irrespective of their NIL wants! 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Point is NIL spending is going up....Last years 30 million roster is a 35-40 mill roster this year. 

And that’s called a budget.  Which these programs have. 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Point is NIL spending is going up....Last years 30 million roster is a 35-40 mill roster this year. 

No fucking shit. I actually know the posters who told you that shit on this very fucking board. But I guess our staff and program aren't aware...

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Cool so we should be able to get the recruits we really want then irrespective of their NIL wants! 

Maybe. Since this is going down pretty similarly to last year, why don't you untuck your shriveled cock and balls and see what happens this fall?

I will say, the lack of roster turnover at Texas is fucking insane compared to other programs. If that means we might miss out on some blue chips we wanted to maintain guys we like in the program, every few years, which I'm not even saying is the case, I'm probably OK with it. 

 

The one thing I've heard which I don't recall seeing mentioned here is that some schools are upping their spending this year because of off-the-books payments made before 7/1, and on-the-books official payments made after 7/1, and then also making promises when schools' official NIL payments start over at 0 in January 2026. But that's just what I've heard. No idea what Texas is doing. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No fucking shit. I actually know the posters who told you that shit on this very fucking board. But I guess our staff and program aren't aware...

Maybe. Since this is going down pretty similarly to last year, why don't you untuck your shriveled cock and balls and see what happens this fall?

I will say, the lack of roster turnover at Texas is fucking insane compared to other programs. If that means we might miss out on some blue chips we wanted to maintain guys we like in the program, every few years, which I'm not even saying is the case, I'm probably OK with it. 

 

On a more serious note and not trolling anymore but I think this year could be different in regards to late flips and we shall see. I have a theory that teams are writing these NIL deals to be more binding to the school than they already were and will want them signed or agreed before whenever that 3rd party stuff is supposed to start.. Especially since there is no long NLI and signing day is kind of going away. I think that is why some of these schools are rushing to get the commits and why the visits are getting canceled after the commitments. 

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

"He's not gonna end up here but others will have to pay. It’s a fantastic time to be a Texas fan."

This is TexAgs-level moral victory rationalizing. It's up there with "we didn't land the kid, but at least him going to [insert big program here] proves our coaches can evaluate" from the Strong days. And I guess it's going to be repeated ad nauseum once we lose Perry-Wright and Turntine the same way we lost Edwards.

And I don't know why we're even talking about Wafle. USC and Ohio State are offering him two-year, $2.5 million NIL deals and he's going to one of those schools. But I guess they had to get in a bidding war so it's actually fantastic for us, or something.

It came up because I had seen we had fallen behind for Atkinson and then the next thing I saw about him was he was visiting. So I asked him about it and he said he still doesnt think we get him (because hes highly valued and Im assuming UGA or whoever will continue to pony up) but we are making him a competitive offer that raised the market for him. I just think its pretty cool that we can money whip our way back into big time recruitments. The implication is if they dont match he is willing to come to Texas. So due to our deep pockets, even in recruitments where we dont lead, we are able to be a thorn in the side of those who are more likely to win the recruitment. That puts stress on their budget, which could help us down the line in other recruitments and in the portal. I suppose that wouldnt be the case if our competitors have as deep of pockets as us but his implication is in this case they dont. 

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2 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

It came up because I had seen we had fallen behind for Atkinson and then the next thing I saw about him was he was visiting. So I asked him about it and he said he still doesnt think we get him (because hes highly valued and Im assuming UGA or whoever will continue to pony up) but we are making him a competitive offer that raised the market for him. I just think its pretty cool that we can money whip our way back into big time recruitments. The implication is if they dont match he is willing to come to Texas. So due to our deep pockets, even in recruitments where we dont lead, we are able to be a thorn in the side of those who are more likely to win the recruitment. That puts stress on their budget, which could help us down the line in other recruitments and in the portal. I suppose that wouldnt be the case if our competitors have as deep of pockets as us but his implication is in this case they dont. 

You don't have to explain yourself to this board's version of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister for Negativity and this board's version of Ralph Wiggum. The rest of us understood. 

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No fucking shit. I actually know the posters who told you that shit on this very fucking board. But I guess our staff and program aren't aware...

Maybe. Since this is going down pretty similarly to last year, why don't you untuck your shriveled cock and balls and see what happens this fall?

I will say, the lack of roster turnover at Texas is fucking insane compared to other programs. If that means we might miss out on some blue chips we wanted to maintain guys we like in the program, every few years, which I'm not even saying is the case, I'm probably OK with it. 

 

That last part is where it's at.  The retention of the two-deep talent right now is insane.  Shit, roster retention as a whole from All-Americans down to the developmental guys is competing to be the gold standard right now in college football.  

 

I have zero idea on the staff's strategy when it comes to raising the floor for OOS recruitments, etc. - but I think they're involved in most of these because they genuinely want the kid and feel they have a chance to win them.  LB recruiting OOS has been laser focused on the very best guys in the country with no wavering or flinching.  When Atkinson and Griffin recruitments seemed to cool, Thomas Davis Jr. was hoping for/expecting/lobbying for an offer (especially as Texas staffers began heavily recruiting Greater Charlotte).   The staff kept their powder dry.   They are going to get guys they truly want, and they aren't good with "settling".      

40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And that’s called a budget.  Which these programs have. 

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

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5 minutes ago, Boko Bevo said:

That last part is where it's at.  The retention of the two-deep talent right now is insane.  Shit, roster retention as a whole from All-Americans down to the developmental guys is competing to be the gold standard right now in college football.  

I'm not sure if we have lost one player in the portal era that made me go "Ah fuck, not him!". Maybe I'm blanking on someone, but that's pretty insane, considering how we have also been recruiting in this period. 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm not sure if we have lost one player in the portal era that made me go "Ah fuck, not him!". Maybe I'm blanking on someone, but that's pretty insane, considering how we have also been recruiting in this period. 

All while landing Top 3 classes.  It’s a message board, so folks have to complain, but this is rarified air. 

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27 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

It doesn't get better than this, folks. We're watching a master of the craft at the peak of his game. He just gets better with age.

27 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

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28 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

Exactly, just like when Georgia bought Justus Terry and Oregon bought Sharma right out from underneath our noses. Don’t forget when Ohio State poached Hero Kanu off of our roster this past spring. 
 

You really are just a whiny bitch with a room temperature IQ. 

30 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

Nearly everything in here is completely wrong. I don't even know that any of those guys even end up at those schools. It's June. 

37 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

Here’s ChatGPT’s response. 
 

Spoiler

Sure, here’s a clear, grounded rebuttal to that argument:

 

 

 

Your argument frames the NIL (Name, Image, Likeness) recruiting landscape as a zero-sum game where losing one recruitment due to being outbid is an irreplaceable failure, while winning requires consistently outspending the field. But this overlooks several key strategic and structural realities:

 

 

1.

The “one-bidder” asymmetry is overstated.

 

 

Yes, it only takes one school to outbid you. But that school also has to:

 

  • Identify the same top talent,
  • Have the positional need,
  • Have the NIL structure ready and be willing to allocate budget there,
  • Win over the family, coaches, and support network.

 

 

In reality, that means the pool of serious competitors for any single player is rarely 50+ schools, but more like 3–5. You don’t have to beat everyone, just a few, and NIL isn’t the only factor. Culture, development, draft track record, and early playing time still matter—particularly to top-tier recruits who view NIL as a bonus, not the destination.

 

 

 

 

2.

The long-term risk of “selective overspending” cuts both ways.

 

 

You’re assuming that A&M, USC, Oregon, and Georgia can pick and choose which recruits to overspend on without long-term downside. But NIL overextension does come with risks:

 

  • Locker room culture disruption when players see others being “bought.”
  • Donor fatigue and budget misallocation (see Texas A&M’s 2022 class fallout).
  • Transfer risk when “bought” players don’t get early time or clash with staff.

 

 

Selective overspending today often leads to higher transfer attrition and lower retention down the line. That’s not a model of sustainability—it’s an arms race with a ticking clock.

 

 

 

 

3.

The difference between 2nd place and non-participation is meaningful.

 

 

You say the outcome is the same—no commit—but in practice, it’s not. Coming in second:

 

  • Builds relationships for future transfers (portal routes matter more than ever).
  • Signals seriousness to next year’s class and to high school programs.
  • Allows a staff to better understand market pricing and value alignment.
  • Preserves brand equity with agents, collectives, and recruits.

 

 

Finishing second is often the difference between being in the conversation next time or being written off entirely.

 

 

 

 

4.

Betting on long-term sustainability isn’t “nebulous.”

 

 

Programs that stay disciplined with NIL spending are positioning themselves for:

 

  • Lower attrition.
  • More stable locker rooms.
  • A sustainable pipeline of development-focused players.
  • Greater alignment between coaching, culture, and collective strategy.

 

 

It’s not a guarantee—but neither is paying $750K for a freshman defensive tackle. What is guaranteed is that NIL arms races are already producing regrettable contracts, internal division, and inconsistent results on the field.

 

 

 

 

5.

Smart NIL strategy isn’t the same as “not competing.”

 

 

Being fiscally responsible doesn’t mean passive. There’s a difference between refusing to match every inflated offer and refusing to play the game. The best programs are building targeted NIL strategies: investing heavily in select players, offering backend bonuses tied to performance, and structuring their roster with portal veterans instead of overpaying 17-year-olds.

 

 

 

Bottom line:

Yes, we’ve lost some top recruits. But refusing to join a reckless bidding war isn’t the same as refusing to compete. Over time, the programs that build smart, sustainable NIL infrastructure—rather than just chasing splashy wins—will not only win recruiting battles, they’ll also win on Saturdays.

 

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53 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

If this is serious, you need to check yourself into an institution.

If this is satire, you deserve a Pulitzer.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Point is NIL spending is going up....Last years 30 million roster is a 35-40 mill roster this year. 

Cool so we should be able to get the recruits we really want then irrespective of their NIL wants! 

Do we have to do this shit every June?  I am not a blanket trust the coaches fan.  But I have noticed a pattern with this staff.  We get rolling in July through December and end up with a top 3 class.  We all freak out in June.  This staff has earned the benefit of the doubt.  Our roster is in the best shape it's ever been.

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54 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

People are dogpiling you - and rightfully so - but I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness. 

You have correctly identified a problem - that you have to outbid many schools to win an NIL auction, and if we are committed to sticking at what we perceive to be "market price" then it only takes one school who is willing to pay above market to win the recruitment. That is logical, I will give you that. But you're forgetting some factors:

1. We are setting the market in June. What happens in December when we still have money at our disposal and decide to reset the market? Will that one school who outbid us be able to do so again? Will they be able to win a bidding war once we know our financial constraints and decide to go above market?

2. We are willing to go above market. We have been for several years now. Justus Terry, Colin Simmons, Ryan Wingo...etc. etc. etc. When a guy comes along who is a "must get," we aren't getting outbid by anyone except maybe Oregon. There are some guys for whom the market price doesn't have an upper limit. 

3. There are tangible and obvious benefits to forcing your competitors to commit their limit resources to winning battles. I'm sure you've heard the expression Pyrrhic victory. If they have to overpay for guys we want but don't need, they have less resources to throw at a guy we need. Picking and choosing those battles is part of an overall recruiting strategy and Sark / the staff have shown they're very good at developing strategy in addition to being good at making the tactical decisions required to win individual recruitments. 

Losing recruits like Edwards, Bowman, and Lott sucks. But we've only lost them for now. And if the staff thinks we need those guys then they'll back up the brinks. But they can't buy everyone and we're clearly committing resources to winning more important battles. We'll circle back around to those guys later if we can. 

And, as other people have readily pointed out, it's June. There's still a lot of time left to close ground. Especially if we continue to kick ass and teams like USC and A&M continue to step on rakes. 

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1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Do we have to do this shit every June?  I am not a blanket trust the coaches fan.  But I have noticed a pattern with this staff.  We get rolling in July through December and end up with a top 3 class.  We all freak out in June.  This staff has earned the benefit of the doubt.  Our roster is in the best shape it's ever been.

This is the key point for me. After 3 years of elite recruiting + probably the best retention of any program (I can't recall losing one singular player off our roster that I cared about), there's not a single recruitment that feels make or break in June. Plus, if all of this is stemming from schools like A&M "creatively" deploying the House settlement... we're working with that same pot of money and there's no indication that anything has changed regarding our financial position at the top of the landscape. In all likelihood, we will add a top 5 class to a top 3 roster, minimum. Hell, we have a whole slew of blue chip defensive linemen on the verge of committing. 

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

This entire post is built on the assumption, and assumption for which there is no evidence for, and plenty of evidence to the contrary, that Texas will be incapable of winning big recruitments down the road that are the ones they deem as must wins. 

We were losing to LSU for Collin Simmons till we weren’t, we lost Anthony Hill to A&M until we didn’t, we lost Sharma to Oregon until we didn’t, and Banks, and Cam Williams. Ryan Wingo was staying home. Kade Phillips was going to LSU because we blew it by telling him he was a safety. Was Justus Terry even  considering us until we decided shit, we might need DTs? Georgia and Oregon didn’t seem to be able to do shit about it once we did decide it was a need.  When did all these flips or commits come? Hmm, I bet it wasn’t June. 
 

In summation, you have terrible fucking takes and you might be the only person on earth who resents getting his dick sucked. 

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42 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This entire post is built on the assumption, and assumption for which there is no evidence for, and plenty of evidence to the contrary, that Texas will be incapable of winning big recruitments down the road that are the ones they deem as must wins. 

We were losing to LSU for Collin Simmons till we weren’t, we lost Anthony Hill to A&M until we didn’t, we lost Sharma to Oregon until we didn’t, and Banks, and Cam Williams. Ryan Wingo was staying home. Kade Phillips was going to LSU because we blew it by telling him he was a safety. Was Justus Terry even  considering us until we decided shit, we might need DTs? Georgia and Oregon didn’t seem to be able to do shit about it once we did decide it was a need.  When did all these flips or commits come? Hmm, I bet it wasn’t June. 
 

In summation, you have terrible fucking takes and you might be the only person on earth who resents getting his dick sucked. 

My favorite satya melt was over Grant Polley. 

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

There's a fundamental asymmetry to losing a NIL recruitment vs. winning one. You have to outspend many schools to win a recruitment, but it takes just one school outspending you to lose a recruitment. For Edwards it was A&M. For Bowman it was USC. For Lott it will be Oregon. For Atkinson it will be Georgia. We can certainly pride ourselves on not overspending, but whether we finish in 2nd place for a recruit or whether we never even pursue the end result is still the same.

Yes, you can say A&M/USC/Oregon/Georgia/Ohio State are stupid for overspending and that we'll ultimately benefit. But teams can now pick and choose which recruits to overspend on, knowing that the House settlement has freed up a lot of additional funding and scholarship limits are much looser. For each of them it's one recruitment won, with a decreased chance of winning future recruitments that we or other unaffected schools may or may not be involved in. But for us it's already four big recruitments lost and counting. We're trading concrete, known losses for the hope of nebulous, hypothetical future recruiting wins.

You’ve become a caricature of yourself. Just straight up a cartoon character at this point.

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2 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Our poor pets' heads.

I was actually just typing that out. 

People need to learn to chill when it comes to recruiting. We are still in the second quarter, just like every year. Set your clock for December whatever, wake up, and hopefully rejoice. And if it doesn’t work out, that’s life. 

By this time last year, Graceson Littleton was committed to Clemson as well. 
Summer wins are cool, but signing day still looms. Then you gotta pay more to keep them after you hopefully develop them enough to be productive.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

First, lets state the obvious; You don't actually have any actual information about the NIL budgets, costs, packages, or anything else at any other school. You don't have any actual information about those things at the fucking school you follow, Texas. So the fact that you say declaratively that other programs don't care about cost is stupid to the point that it should be immediately dismissed, mocked, and you should be laughed at, heartily. 

Second, we just inked the number one class, loaded at damn near everywhere, a few short months ago, including some big time over the top efforts at the end to get key, high cost players. And this was after everyone piss and shit themselves all summer about our class. And, this is something I actually know, our fundraising has only gotten stronger and improved since last year. So maybe, maybe, act like you can remember at some point in your life what it was like to have a set of balls. 

Yeah, it's pretty fucking sad that while other schools/programs are evolving with the times, apparently Texas is not, and won't. Man, we should just fold up shop then.

-BO&W

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

It doesn't get better than this, folks. We're watching a master of the craft at the peak of his game. He just gets better with age.

That’s my favorite thing about Satya. Each individual line is some degree of true. Each individual line is successively less true most of the time, but only rarely veers off into abject falsehood. And yet through the most brilliant Eeyore-esque writing manages to be the most incorrect, bleating sour sop I’ve ever seen on this site. It must be like watching Rembrandt as a contemporary

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I don't want anyone who uses that word.

Our natty winning softball pitcher used it in her post natty interview. Better get her outta here if we want another natty.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Our natty winning softball pitcher used it in her post natty interview. Better get her outta here if we want another natty.

Only people who don't use natty are boomers on this board

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15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Only people who don't use natty are boomers on this board

Gen-X checking in - NOPE! We don't use that word, neither!

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With Quinn going to Clemson it looks like satya was right and we all owe him an apology. 

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