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Since the brocks. I’m team fuck legacy’s that go elsewhere 

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    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
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    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

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    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We’ll replace Edwards either with a like for like talent or Edwards himself. Lott sucked for me because I’ve mentally had him in the class for a long time.

Where’d Lott go? 

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11 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Where’d Lott go? 

Whichever of USC or Oregon pays him the most ludicrous amount

14 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Sodom and Gommorah U.

Shit I missed that one. 

I’ve learned that I’m going to feel anxious at times in June and July every year because of recruiting. It’s just the nature of the beast. They chase 40-50 players every year and are only gong to get 20-25. That guarantees 20-25 times per year when you’re going to be bummed. Embrace the Suck. 

Checked for it in the thread but didn’t see it. Is there a time for when Vodney Cleveland is announcing?

1 minute ago, Sal said:

Checked for it in the thread but didn’t see it. Is there a time for when Vodney Cleveland is announcing?

i saw someone said 3:00 on twitter.  who knows if that is accurate or not.  $9.95 please.

2 minutes ago, Sal said:

Checked for it in the thread but didn’t see it. Is there a time for when Vodney Cleveland is announcing?

3pm

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I see people complaining on here because we could " lose a kid due to money"   let me remind all of yall, that before NIL, that's all we did. As a school that didn't go deep in the bag game, losing kids due to money was what we did.....a lot. 

Im happy that we are actually in on guys now. Im glad Texas isnt paying 7 mil for a TE. And aggy is gonna aggy. 

But other than other schools jumping up on a player here and there, we have leveled the playing field. School, scheme , and city are part of the deal now whem the money is close. And texas can, will, and do win those battles 

That ten times better....a hundred times better than where we were. 

Hell yeah ! Hook em!!

IT said today that Jermaine Bishop will be starting off at WR. This is news to me, and seems like we can close up there with Finley if so.

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Vodney Cleveland to Texas!!!

 

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Was it Jermichael Finley who they had to bring in Sally Brown to coach him up on how to use condoms, because he kept knocking girls up? I know that's a crazy sentence, but I swear it happened with someone of that era.

Who’s left on the DL board? We want four, right? Guervil sounding like the final piece?

Carlton is an edge, correct? How many edge players are we taking?

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I forgot Guervil

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice quotes.

 

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Second commitment, Sam?

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice quotes.

 

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2nd in as many days? 

I don't have enough time to follow recruiting like I used to, but I remember back in the big12, we'd sign a ton of skill talent every year.  The big concern then was that we never emphasized DL, especially when thats all aggy was buying.  Freakishly strong, twitched up kids that have the frame to hold 300lbs are rare, and you kinda knew who most of them are at 16.  In this cycle, we got 3 already.

As for the skill guys, speed can't really be taught either.  But there are tons of fast kids every year.  Not all of those 15-16yr olds are at the level of physical maturity to make them blue chippers.  We'll see some guys in Sr evals.  Some of those guys will go to small schools and develop.  Those guys can be found in the portal.

We might not have the high ranking we'd like to see, but seems like recruiting is pretty good these days.

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12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Was it Jermichael Finley who they had to bring in Sally Brown to coach him up on how to use condoms, because he kept knocking girls up? I know that's a crazy sentence, but I swear it happened with someone of that era.

Mack was such a petty bitch…trying to  prevent future coaches from having 30-40 potential legacies a year.

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Was it Jermichael Finley who they had to bring in Sally Brown to coach him up on how to use condoms, because he kept knocking girls up? I know that's a crazy sentence, but I swear it happened with someone of that era.

It wouldn't be a surprise considering who his dad was in East Texas. Remember that Japorkie Lane is Finley's half-brother.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It wouldn't be a surprise considering who his dad was in East Texas. Remember that Japorkie Lane is Finley's half-brother.

The agricultural predilection towards spreading lots of seed is strong in East Texas. 

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It wouldn't be a surprise considering who his dad was in East Texas. Remember that Japorkie Lane is Finley's half-brother.

You should see K Finleys little brother.   J Lane reincarnation 

19 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Who’s left on the DL board? We want four, right?

Carlton is an edge, correct? How many edge players are we taking?

Gerry mentioned at least 4 at DT and 5 if its the right fit.

Carlton is indeed an edge. Not sure about the edge quota.

21 minutes ago, walker said:

We might not have the high ranking we'd like to see, but seems like recruiting is pretty good these days.

Really? I think we're right on schedule for the number 1 class.

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Really? I think we're right on schedule for the number 1 class.

Feels more like a top 5-3 at the moment, but it’s only June. As the season goes along (and especially if we’re kicking ass like I and many expect) and we circle back and flip a couple of these “placeholder/NIL floor” commitments elsewhere that we wanted and were close on initially, I could see getting back to #1 at the end of the cycle.

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Second commitment, Sam?

 

41 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

2nd in as many days? 

Cleveland committed twice 

Regarding the RB board any chance Texas circles back to Javion Osborne? Notre Dame currently has 2 RB commits with him and Jonaz Walton. Another RB, Brian Bonner, is on an OV there this weekend and his only CB is for Notre Dame. I guess one of them could be listed as a RB and actually planning on playing a different position there, but if not I would be surprised to see 3 top 10 ranked RBs go to the same school.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Guervil has got some work to do on the Hook'em. Looking more like NC State Wolfpack. Dad's clearly not in yet either.

Calicut needs to do one of those 90’s/early aughts body swap movie things with the tiny TE recruit. Any magic fountains they can piss in?

25 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Calicut needs to do one of those 90’s/early aughts body swap movie things with the tiny TE recruit. Any magic fountains they can piss in?

Both guys appear to be 3 star jaggers. DNW. 

35 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Three "hi"s from Gerry H just now. No clue how many outstanding that makes. 

Probably just a 3 star jagger

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Was it Jermichael Finley who they had to bring in Sally Brown to coach him up on how to use condoms, because he kept knocking girls up? I know that's a crazy sentence, but I swear it happened with someone of that era.

And he apparently told her that he couldn’t find one that fit.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Doing some math.... I don't think Sally wanted Kaydon Finley to exist. 

In all fairness, she just really, really despised the idea of having sex.

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