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Every stupid thing a kid does is a data point about his or her character. Doesn’t necessarily mean they will suck as athletes for their college, but odds are odds. 

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    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
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    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

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    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I want to personally apologize for posting that Finley graphic. I thought it was mature and classy for him to thank the schools who recruited him in a direct and concise way. I thought it was nice and welcome in the world of bidding wars. I didn’t realize he threw the Texas hat, I personally don’t care but many people here seem to. Not for me to judge for them.

 

Im more just sorry that it deviated the thread for near 2 pages comparing the kid and his family to a legacy who was openly shitting on our coaches and development like the Brock’s did. I’d almost take the Ojo price bloviating and lamentation at this point again. I’ll be more cognascent of the shit I share here in the future I guess.

You'll not get off this easily. You're culpable here, too. Most here wouldn't even realize that the downfall of Texas' football program has been kickstarted by this young mans' disgusting actions. And now there's no recovering.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

A true tossup commitment ceremony! Been a hot second.

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3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

You'll not get off this easily. You're culpable here, too. Most here wouldn't even realize that the downfall of Texas' football program has been kickstarted by this young mans' disgusting actions. And now there's no recovering.

Culpable? He’s probably why Finley did it. 

57 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Yes, I would because that would be disrespectful to me. What this kid did was worse than what the Brocks did who chose not to play for Tom fucking Herman when the program was in terrible shape. They didn't insult Texas, yet they are universally hated by Texas fans but we give Finneys a pass?

Blake started 34 games (also in 3 years), was all SWC twice, an AA and Outland trophy finalist, and was around the program quite a bit after the NFL. Finley was 2nd team all B12 one year and has been tangentially associated with Texas after his career. Not exactly a Longhorn legend.

Additionally, (fuck) the Brocks spurned us as we wandered the desert with no hope of landing that caliber (in retrospect, lol) of trench player without those advantages. 

This is really about you and your exhausting belief that everyone who has ever attended Texas should hold it in the same esteem you do. They wont.

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There's nothing irrational about hating either one of these motherfuckers, and not just for their player antics. Rogers is an anti-vax conspiracy theory spouting nutjob who talks about chemtrails, and fucking Bosworth has made a career out of shitting on Texas while living his retirement in fucking Austin. They can both get all the way fucked. 

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10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Blake started 34 games (also in 3 years), was all SWC twice, an AA and Outland trophy finalist, and was around the program quite a bit after the NFL. Finley was 2nd team all B12 one year and has been tangentially associated with Texas after his career. Not exactly a Longhorn legend.

Additionally, (fuck) the Brocks spurned us as we wandered the desert with no hope of landing that caliber (in retrospect, lol) of trench player without those advantages. 

This is really about you and your exhausting belief that everyone who has ever attended Texas should hold it in the same esteem you do. They wont.

You mean I shouldn't look at Edorian McCollough or Andre Jones the same way I view Bijan Robinson? I'm not sure how I know how to process this information. 

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I don’t know who wrote it, but someone back on Hornfans once said of Bosworth and Switzer that “If I ever saw either of them walking down the road I was driving on, I’d risk my own life driving into the ditch or off the cliff in order to take them with me.” and that still about sums up how I feel about those two. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You mean I shouldn't look at Edorian McCollough or Andre Jones the same way I view Bijan Robinson? I'm not sure how I know how to process this information. 

WTF is this? This is the War Room, sir. Rational thought and consideration are not allowed in this dojo. I bet you don’t even own a fucking magic 8 ball. Not one of us…

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

He wasn't raised right. If my son disrespected my alma mater that was responsible for what I have accomplished in life, including giving him a good life, I would have considered myself a failure as a parent. This was completely uncalled for. 

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9 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

WTF is this? This is the War Room, sir. Rational thought and consideration are not allowed in this dojo. I bet you don’t even own a fucking magic 8 ball. Not one of us…

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26 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Culpable? He’s probably why Finley did it. 

The kids grew up watching hat dancing on social media.  That is what they think everyone does.  Now was it foolish? Yeah probably and it stings when it's your hat.  But it should be filed alongside the other million dumb things teenage boys say and do. 

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This thread has gotten very serious.

And we get to do this all over again tomorrow as Lott is expected to commit to Oregon.

 

Ryan Callahan (Vols 247) posted these a couple of hours ago.

 

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AND IN A Q&A

 

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THIS IS FROM HORNS 247, THIS AM

 

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15 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

The kids grew up watching hat dancing on social media.  That is what they think everyone does.  Now was it foolish? Yeah probably and it stings when it's your hat.  But it should be filed alongside the other million dumb things teenage boys say and do. 

Listen, Joe, it's one thing for us to debate this shit amongst ourselves. It's quite another for an interloper to come here and tell us we're being outrageous. Only we can call each other gaping pussies and/or hand wave away slights and perceived slights.

That being said we all know if a choice came down to a kid choosing USC and ND, and chose to jump on a table, shit in the ND hat, and then fling it at the local HS chaplain and yell FUCK THE POPE you wouldn't be nearly as dismissive. 

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Ryan Callahan (Vols 247) posted these a couple of hours ago.

 

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AND IN A Q&A

 

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THIS IS FROM HORNS 247, THIS AM

 

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2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

We’re right there in it! 
 

$9.95 please…. 

Yeah, I'm getting the whole setup for a head to head win over Texas vibes. 

5 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Nobody cares about the immature exploits of a teenager.  But, fuck @satyanash for being an insufferable prick. 

They damn sure cared what Buck Burnette immaturly posted on social media.

5 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

They damn sure cared what Buck Burnette immaturly posted on social media.

Are you equating dropping a hat during a signing day ceremony to dropping an N bomb on facebook or twitter? Just normal immaturity?

L. O. L if so. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Are you equating dropping a hat during a signing day ceremony to dropping an N bomb on facebook or twitter? Just normal immaturity?

L. O. L if so. 

It wasn't just the slur, it was the whole sentence: 

"all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse"

Sadly, if you look at Burnette's Twitter, he seems as backwards now as he was back in 2008.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It wasn't just the slur, it was the whole sentence: 

"all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse"

I think he used the animal slur.

We need a commit in the worst way to get this thread back on track. 

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Sadly, if you look at Burnette's Twitter, he seems as backwards now as he was back in 2008.

Are you telling me a racist kid, from rural-ish central Texas, who said racist shit and got punished for said racist shit, and who returned to his rural-ish area of Central Texas doubled down on some racism and similar behavior? All while becoming a home contractor? Knock me over with a feather. Next you're going to tell me his twitter is full of lots of posts about Jesus and prayer. No, I'm not going to go look, Im just going to assume I'm right. 

36 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Ryan Callahan (Vols 247) posted these a couple of hours ago.

 

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AND IN A Q&A

 

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THIS IS FROM HORNS 247, THIS AM

 

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you equating dropping a hat during a signing day ceremony to dropping an N bomb on facebook or twitter? Just normal immaturity?

L. O. L if so. 

A drop is a drop. This also includes dropping an easy pass. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck the other thing in particular.
 

 

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

welp guess we’ll be finding out tomorrow 

 

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Thanks for explaining to us how Dates and Times work. I was really struggling with this one. 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

A drop is a drop. This also includes dropping an easy pass. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck the other thing in particular.
 

 

This is the kind of thoughtful, substantive commentary we all come here for, truly.

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So if we had x amount put aside for ojo, why can’t we turn around and just buy rouse, Atkinson, and a lineman and hopefully Samari is already in. Sounds like a plan to me. 

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

So if we had x amount put aside for ojo, why can’t we turn around and just buy rouse, Atkinson, and a lineman and hopefully Samari is already in. Sounds like a plan to me. 

For starters, the staff assigns budget by position group. They don't move money around from OL to LB, as has been explained several times here. 

29 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

We need a commit in the worst way to get this thread back on track. 

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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks for explaining to us how Dates and Times work. I was really struggling with this one. 

It’s okay we know you’re a little . . . . 

 

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49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you equating dropping a hat during a signing day ceremony to dropping an N bomb on facebook or twitter? Just normal immaturity?

L. O. L if so. 

No, that would be dumb as hell.  There is no comparison between stupid hat ceremony idiocy and posting "Get your guns there's a coon in the whitehouse"

But I am pointing out the fallacy that people don't care what these kids post online just because they're immature kids.

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13 minutes ago, D3zii said:

It’s okay we know you’re a little . . . . 

 

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I'm a little what? Gay? A sponge? Because a sponge is often a euphemism for smart, which is at least the opposite what I'd think you'd want to imply. Either way, your post is rock fucking stupid. 

I feel like you're so fucking dumb that you were designed in a lab to test the capacity for human stupidity, and you were given a diet of only paint chips and glue. 

And imagine calling someone Gay in 2025 and thinking you're making a sick burn. 

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1 hour ago, notre dame joe said:

The kids grew up watching hat dancing on social media.  That is what they think everyone does.  Now was it foolish? Yeah probably and it stings when it's your hat.  But it should be filed alongside the other million dumb things teenage boys say and do. 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm a little what? Gay? A sponge? Because a sponge is often a euphemism for smart, which is at least the opposite what I'd think you'd want to imply. Either way, your post is rock fucking stupid. 

I feel like you're so fucking dumb that you were designed in a lab to test the capacity for human stupidity, and you were given a diet of only paint chips and glue. 

And imagine calling someone Gay in 2025 and thinking you're making a sick burn. 

D3zii: Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you’re gay? 

SydneyCarton: What are you, what are you talking about? What!?

D3zii: Look, buddy, two seconds ago, you were ready to give me a jump.

SydneyCarton: A jump? (laughs uncomfortably for a few seconds) … I’m terribly sorry to disappoint you, D3zii.

D3zii: Hey, but I don’t have a problem with it. I don’t care if you putt from the rough.

SydneyCarton: What are you, “p-putting from the rough”? What on earth are you talking about? 

 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:


She peaked in Howard the Duck.

😆 sorry my thought was how did Leah thompson play Jessica Rabbit....I need some sleep.

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

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Hey man, now I feel better about my take. You keep jerking on Texas' failures.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

D3zii: Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you’re gay? 

SydneyCarton: What are you, what are you talking about? What!?

D3zii: Look, buddy, two seconds ago, you were ready to give me a jump.

SydneyCarton: A jump? (laughs uncomfortably for a few seconds) … I’m terribly sorry to disappoint you, D3zii.

D3zii: Hey, but I don’t have a problem with it. I don’t care if you putt from the rough.

SydneyCarton: What are you, “p-putting from the rough”? What on earth are you talking about? 

 

I don’t think D3zii is solving any advanced math problems on an Harvard MIT chalkboard. But he may like apples.

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4 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I don’t think D3zii is solving any advanced math problems on a Harvard chalkboard. But he may like apples.

Nice movie reference

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I don’t think D3zii is solving any advanced math problems on a Harvard chalkboard. But he may like apples.

As Sydney gets older, he is taking on George Plimpton’s visage more by each passing day, though. 

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