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35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm a little what? Gay? A sponge? Because a sponge is often a euphemism for smart, which is at least the opposite what I'd think you'd want to imply. Either way, your post is rock fucking stupid. 

I feel like you're so fucking dumb that you were designed in a lab to test the capacity for human stupidity, and you were given a diet of only paint chips and glue. 

And imagine calling someone Gay in 2025 and thinking you're making a sick burn. 

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29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Why I gotta be the one getting whopped?? 

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

As Sydney gets older, he is taking on George Plimpton’s visage more by each passing day, though. 

SydneyCarton, trying to climb into that way too small sports car he bought with his bonus check

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Tennessee On3 mod on Rouse:

I’ve spoken to his father. They are adamant that they aren’t doing any interviews before his 7pm announcement tomorrow. It’s my belief that neither school knows as of right now. Could it change? Yes. I always watch the national predictions in these instances. If none come in from someone like Steve or Chad then nobody knows and it’s a unicorn in these recruiting battles. I spoke with Steve and he has nothing to make him come off his TN pick. Chad hasn’t been told either. As of right now, it certainly feels like everyone is flying blind. We will see…

19 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

SydneyCarton, trying to climb into that way too small sports car he bought with his bonus check

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I think I saw Sydney cycling the other day. 

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1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

No, that would be dumb as hell.  There is no comparison between stupid hat ceremony idiocy and posting "Get your guns there's a coon in the whitehouse"

But I am pointing out the fallacy that people don't care what these kids post online just because they're immature kids.

 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

As Sydney gets older, he is taking on George Plimpton’s visage more by each passing day, though. 

But does he have that New England patrician accent down pat yet?  Because that would be pretty funny at a tailgate.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

That’s @closetojumping’s movie reference, I’m just acknowledging it

Then you should have said MIT instead of Harvard.  

17 minutes ago, cafe society said:

But does he have that New England patrician accent down pat yet?  Because that would be pretty funny at a tailgate.

No, but he has started calling everyone “dear boy”, which is annoying.  

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

I’ve spoken to his father. They are adamant that they aren’t doing any interviews before his 7pm announcement tomorrow.

The interview that wasn't 

6 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

He wasn't raised right. If my son disrespected my alma mater that was responsible for what I have accomplished in life, including giving him a good life, I would have considered myself a failure as a parent. This was completely uncalled for. 

Responsible for?  He was terribly mis/under used by GD.  I wouldn't blame him if he felt some resentment for it.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

 

I think I saw Sydney cycling the other day. 

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Have you not seem how much fun a Beer Bike event can be? Have you never watched Revenge of the Nerds? Why would I, or anyone, not want to recreate that at home in my cul-de-sac?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

No, but he has started calling everyone “dear boy”, which is annoying.  

Listen, old chap, I’m not interested in listening to your beastly attacks on my character, with nary a cheerio no less. 

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Great quote from Lamar Brown to On3 today (deciding between LSU and A&M this week):

“People they think it’s who gives the most money but honestly what’s going to help me decide is who has the best opportunity for me and my family in the future,” Brown said. “Can they help in life? Are they showing love? Stuff like that.”

11 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Georgia or ND will not do that over this, but it has happened in the past. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Great quote from Lamar Brown to On3 today (deciding between LSU and A&M this week):

“People they think it’s who gives the most money but honestly what’s going to help me decide is who has the best opportunity for me and my family in the future,” Brown said. “Can they help in life? Are they showing love? Stuff like that.”

“Showing the love” - translation…

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46 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Great quote from Lamar Brown to On3 today (deciding between LSU and A&M this week):

“People they think it’s who gives the most money but honestly what’s going to help me decide is who has the best opportunity for me and my family in the future,” Brown said. “Can they help in life? Are they showing love? Stuff like that.”

Aggy network locked him in. 

54 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Great quote from Lamar Brown to On3 today (deciding between LSU and A&M this week):

“People they think it’s who gives the most money but honestly what’s going to help me decide is who has the best opportunity for me and my family in the future,” Brown said. “Can they help in life? Are they showing love? Stuff like that.”

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14 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Baylor.

 

 

 

Baylor didn't take "no" for an answer?

 

13 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

I was hoping someone else had it

Wow, that took 2 whole minutes to get around their paywall.  Lulz.

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Intel: Blue-chip EDGE Jamarion Carlton nearing a decision

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Jamarion Carlton is days away from locking in his college decision.
 
The blue-chipper from Temple (Texas) High will choose from Baylor, LSU, Texas and Texas Tech on July 10.
 
As this race winds down, our focus is on three contenders: Baylor, Texas and Texas Tech.
 
The Bears have moved into pole position with Rivals’ No. 8-ranked EDGE defender after his June 20 official visit to Waco. Dave Aranda, defensive coordinator Matt Powledge, associate HC Khenon Hall and GM Aaron Hunt are all playing critical roles in working to keep Carlton close to home in Waco.
 
There is serious traction in Baylor’s corner in regards to Carlton staying close to home for reasons on and away from the field. I give them the edge at this point in time — having emphasized the fact that he is top priority for the Bears in this class.
 
“I’m really high on Baylor,” the blue-chipper told Rivals. “It’s family down there. They make you feel love. Everything about it is love.”
 
“I love how they practice. They’re gonna have a good year this year … they’re gonna be up there in the Big 12,” he forecasted. “I love how they communicate. Every Monday morning I get a big text from the whole coaching staff. They have been consistent with contact a lot.”
 
Behind Baylor, Texas and Texas Tech are both making a run to close strongly with Carlton.
 
The Longhorns have been well-positioned in this recruitment since the fall — and were trending up with Carlton after his June 6-8 official visit to Austin. My prediction has been sitting on Texas, which behind La’Allen Clark and Steve Sarkisian, have been mainstays in this recruitment from start to near-finish. We are keeping close tabs on Texas — as this staff continues to swing away leading into Thursday. However, there is a sense that the Horns have slipped a bit recently.
 
The Red Raiders are also working hard for a big finish in this one. Texas Tech has hosted Carlton for half a dozen visits dating back to last spring. This coaching staff took a significant step forward in this recruitment during the official visit in May and has certainly regained their footing down the stretch. After running away late for five-star OT Felix Ojo, we aren’t discounting Joey McGuire and co. just yet.

 

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Wow, that took 2 whole minutes to get around their paywall.  Lulz.

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Intel: Blue-chip EDGE Jamarion Carlton nearing a decision

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Jamarion Carlton is days away from locking in his college decision.
 
The blue-chipper from Temple (Texas) High will choose from Baylor, LSU, Texas and Texas Tech on July 10.
 
As this race winds down, our focus is on three contenders: Baylor, Texas and Texas Tech.
 
The Bears have moved into pole position with Rivals’ No. 8-ranked EDGE defender after his June 20 official visit to Waco. Dave Aranda, defensive coordinator Matt Powledge, associate HC Khenon Hall and GM Aaron Hunt are all playing critical roles in working to keep Carlton close to home in Waco.
 
There is serious traction in Baylor’s corner in regards to Carlton staying close to home for reasons on and away from the field. I give them the edge at this point in time — having emphasized the fact that he is top priority for the Bears in this class.
 
“I’m really high on Baylor,” the blue-chipper told Rivals. “It’s family down there. They make you feel love. Everything about it is love.”
 
“I love how they practice. They’re gonna have a good year this year … they’re gonna be up there in the Big 12,” he forecasted. “I love how they communicate. Every Monday morning I get a big text from the whole coaching staff. They have been consistent with contact a lot.”
 
Behind Baylor, Texas and Texas Tech are both making a run to close strongly with Carlton.
 
The Longhorns have been well-positioned in this recruitment since the fall — and were trending up with Carlton after his June 6-8 official visit to Austin. My prediction has been sitting on Texas, which behind La’Allen Clark and Steve Sarkisian, have been mainstays in this recruitment from start to near-finish. We are keeping close tabs on Texas — as this staff continues to swing away leading into Thursday. However, there is a sense that the Horns have slipped a bit recently.
 
The Red Raiders are also working hard for a big finish in this one. Texas Tech has hosted Carlton for half a dozen visits dating back to last spring. This coaching staff took a significant step forward in this recruitment during the official visit in May and has certainly regained their footing down the stretch. After running away late for five-star OT Felix Ojo, we aren’t discounting Joey McGuire and co. just yet.

 

L-O-L you’re so quirky and tech savvy 

All I got out of that article is the fact that somehow against all odds Dave Aranda is still Baylor's head coach

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South Carolina on3 mod on Samari Matthews:

DB Samari Matthews: July 11 is the date for this longtime target.

South Carolina’s been the constant in this recruitment, with other schools rising up and falling off. 

Texas is one that came on strong and represents the strongest competition. No doubt, the Longhorns have a chance to get the four-star, too.

In an effort to try to avoid shuffling my On3 RPM pick back and forth, I’m keeping it on South Carolina for now. It’s entirely possible I’ll shift it to Texas before the announcement date, because there’s plenty of UT buzz here as well.

I’m not ready to do that yet, and the Gamecocks do continue to battle here.

I’ve noted previously that, no matter where Matthews announces for on July 11, we’ll be continuing to track this one until signing day.

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

South Carolina on3 mod on Samari Matthews:

DB Samari Matthews: July 11 is the date for this longtime target.

South Carolina’s been the constant in this recruitment, with other schools rising up and falling off. 

Texas is one that came on strong and represents the strongest competition. No doubt, the Longhorns have a chance to get the four-star, too.

In an effort to try to avoid shuffling my On3 RPM pick back and forth, I’m keeping it on South Carolina for now. It’s entirely possible I’ll shift it to Texas before the announcement date, because there’s plenty of UT buzz here as well.

I’m not ready to do that yet, and the Gamecocks do continue to battle here.

I’ve noted previously that, no matter where Matthews announces for on July 11, we’ll be continuing to track this one until signing day.

Anna Adams is all Clemson

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Baylor: “They make you feel love.”

And they always have, legal or not.

10 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Great quote from Lamar Brown to On3 today (deciding between LSU and A&M this week):

“People they think it’s who gives the most money but honestly what’s going to help me decide is who has the best opportunity for me and my family in the future,” Brown said. “Can they help in life? Are they showing love? Stuff like that.”

Then he proceeds to pick the school that offers him the most money.

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34 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Then he proceeds to pick the school that offers him the most money.

He goes to U Lab, he'll probably go to LSU if their offer is even in the same ballpark as A&M's.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

He goes to U Lab, he'll probably go to LSU if their offer is even in the same ballpark as A&M's.

You're probably right but I don't underestimate Aggy's willingness to throw a boatload of cash at a recruit just so that they can steal one from LSU's backyard.

Edit: fixed typo. Getting old sucks!

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25 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

You're probably right but I don't underestimate Aggy's willingness to throw a botload of cash at a recruit just so that they can steal one from LSU's backyard.

Is there a new kink feature in sex bots that aggie has created? I mean.. it tracks but... it's news to me.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He goes to U Lab, he'll probably go to LSU if their offer is even in the same ballpark as A&M's.

But not before we hear from LSU mods that Texas is the real challenge here and is really coming on strong… 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He goes to U Lab, he'll probably go to LSU if their offer is even in the same ballpark as A&M's.

The best money play might be to announce for A&M this week and watch the LSU offer rise over the next few months.

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49 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Is there a new kink feature in sex bots that aggie has created? I mean.. it tracks but... it's news to me.

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Aside from a couple of signing day flips, time to shift resources to tampering and working on the 2027 class.  

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13 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Aside from a couple of signing day flips, time to shift resources to tampering and working on the 2027 class.  

.......it's July 8th

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

.......it's July 8th

Yeah but bad news is like ambrosia for Sarva and 6th. They probably spend their free time hitting themselves with switches. 

17 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah but bad news is like ambrosia for Sarva and 6th. They probably spend their free time hitting themselves with switches. 

Someone please remind me how to block people!!

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

.......it's July 8th

Correct, and I agree.  2027 is long gone, time to shift towards 2028 and Sark's buyout. 

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