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Burton confirmed on OTF.  They aren't saying the name and said it'll come out.

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    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
    Getafix

    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

  • Jimmy Two Times
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    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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22 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I bet it’s Bowman and USC. I heard he shot a short film in black and white and used AI to dub the authentic cockney accents. 

What's next? Could it be...

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6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

What's next? Could it be...

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Rouse for making a lot of people confused at the initial commitment? Did the necklace malfunction and lead to spinal issues?

50 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

 

It’s a 2026 and extremely on brand for both programs he’s currently associated with

North Shore + UGA = Felony Fleeing and reckless driving. So Calicut but I don’t know if that’s enough to end his career at a place like JAWJA.

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

🙄 Media is openly cheering for Texas to get fucked over in these types of recruitments, all in the name of 'parity'. Sark hasn't even won a national title yet and we're already getting cast as the evil bad guys of CFB again.

Dan Wetzel: All of college football ought to cheer for Texas Tech

 

reading comprehension? he was talking about georgia and alabama

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

South Carolina on3 mod on Samari Matthews:

— With the caveat that things can always change in recruiting, my expectation is that Cornelius (N.C.) Hough four-star cornerback Samari Matthews will pick Texas on Friday. It’s gone, at least from the info I’ve gathered, from being something I thought was at least a possibility to being the expectation.

While Texas did enter the game later than other schools that were in the mix, cornerbacks coach Mark Orphey was heavily involved with Matthews when he was at Rutgers, so there was a long-standing relationship here that predated the Longhorns officially getting involved.

That said, my other expectation is that this one will not be over. I expect South Carolina to continue to fight for Matthews’ signature into December. As we’ve expressed, that’s not always the case when a player picks another school but in this case, it will be.

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25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I also assumed it was a Texas kid committed to USC, fwiw.

Think I might prefer Jamieon Winfield to Bowman if it is USC.

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

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likely ruined his life* FTFY…

Hold on.... I'm interested in what "dick fingers" had to say here.

11 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bobby Burton

 

They need an RB, another OL, a TE, a couple of DLs, an LB or two and a top-tier CB.

 

so we're good  at qb and thats it? what a fucking dumb shit thing to post

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Cody Campbell the Tech billionaire supposedly gave $55m to Tech for NIL stuff, which is one reason Ojo went Tech.  He will be on The Ticket tomorrow to discuss his plan with the Trump Administration to “fix” college sports. 🏈 

Who was it on here white knighting this guy? Feels like Rex (RIP) territory. Can’t wait to see how he fixes everything after giving that much money to a school.

I hopes it’s north shore kid after that tweet it would be poetic 

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Who was it on here white knighting this guy? Feels like Rex (RIP) territory. Can’t wait to see how he fixes everything after giving that much money to a school.

Correct

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Cody Campbell the Tech billionaire supposedly gave $55m to Tech for NIL stuff, which is one reason Ojo went Tech.  He will be on The Ticket tomorrow to discuss his plan with the Trump Administration to “fix” college sports. 🏈 

I’m shocked he made enough from cross canadian ragweed to buy that roster.  they were never that big of a band. 

3 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

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Looks like Calicut might be "staying home," after all. Albeit, through a different type of commitment.

Also, looks like Texas dodged a bullet here...

1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

Looks like Calicut might be "staying home," after all. Albeit, through a different type of commitment.

Also, looks like Texas dodged a bullet here...

Now hold on here...I'm sure the Georgia athletic association will be along shortly to clear up the facts here.

We’re not recruiting anyone whose high school is anywhere near that address. I guess North Shore would be closest but it’s still like 20 miles away. Does that McDonalds have the only working ice cream machine on the north side or something?

So… the best in Texas leave.

The McDonald’s parking lot.

To go to jail.

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

We’re not recruiting anyone whose high school is anywhere near that address. I guess North Shore would be closest but it’s still like 20 miles away. Does that McDonalds have the only working ice cream machine on the north side or something?

Yeah, who could imagine a high school kid traveling 20 miles away from his home for any reason?

Inconceivable!

18 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Looks like Calicut might be "staying home," after all. Albeit, through a different type of commitment.

Also, looks like Texas dodged a bullet here...

But not everyone, unfortunately.  Although we don't know  the North Shore kid is even involved.  

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In my experience, it’s incredibly easy to not shoot, or even shoot at, people. 

I agree. Now stabbing somebody in the chest with a spike pick can happen to anybody. 

 

 

Too sonn?

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35 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Does this impact Calicut's star rating?

Does in GTA

5 hours ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

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I’m assuming you have knowledge this shooting is related to the recruit “who shall not be named.”  Seems he left the scene, so I’m wondering if he’s since been located. I’ll bet they find the gun in da bag.

Shit even Marcus Vick didn’t pull the trigger during his McDonald’s parking lot showdown. 

7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does in GTA

I just choked on my coffee while reading this one, hilarious

13 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Cody Campbell the Tech billionaire supposedly gave $55m to Tech for NIL stuff, which is one reason Ojo went Tech.  He will be on The Ticket tomorrow to discuss his plan with the Trump Administration to “fix” college sports. 🏈 

Matt Hayes is still a shithead

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2025/07/08/cody-campbell-college-sports-texas-tech-donald-trump/84408951007/

Campbell’s “plan” is that the B1G and SEC share TV revenue with the B12 and ACC

3 minutes ago, statsman said:

Matt Hayes is still a shithead

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2025/07/08/cody-campbell-college-sports-texas-tech-donald-trump/84408951007/

Campbell’s “plan” is that the B1G and SEC share TV revenue with the B12 and ACC

Share?

No, more like "beg for scraps of TV revenue from the real conferences"

Some good ole CFB socialism.  No different than Tech (and others) benefitting financially from the revenue generated solely by OU and Texas for decades.

1 hour ago, statsman said:

Matt Hayes is still a shithead

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2025/07/08/cody-campbell-college-sports-texas-tech-donald-trump/84408951007/

Campbell’s “plan” is that the B1G and SEC share TV revenue with the B12 and ACC

I'm about halfway through this piece of shit, and I have to wonder, how many times did Matt Hayes pass out from grabbing Campbell's hairy ass-cheeks and just ramming his whole dick all the way down his throat. The over/under has to be at like 7-8, right?

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10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm about halfway through this piece of shit, and I have to wonder, how many times did Matt Hayes passed out from grabbing Campbell's hairy ass-cheeks and just ramming his whole dick all the way down his throat. The over/under has to be at like 7-8, right?

Give me the under…

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Campbell really seems to believe that he’s the smartest guy in the room. Yet he’s not quite smart enough to grasp one simple fact: if anyone in the country gave a single fuck about watching Texas Tech on TV, they’d already have a seat at the table and he wouldn’t need to gargle Trump’s balls to get one.

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Wow. From Sam Spiegelman this morning:

Hey y'all ... a few hours out from Jamarion Carlton's 4 pm commitment

This has been Texas vs Baylor for days -- Baylor has had a ton of momentum since June 20. That momentum has faded a good bit over the last few days

That has coincided with a full-court press from La'Allen Clark and many behind the scenes at UT. I am not ruling out Baylor, but I am leaning toward the Longhorns with Carlton based off intel and conversations had this morning

My pick is on already on UT -- and I'm feeling stronger about this as we get closer

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11 hours ago, tokamak said:

We’re not recruiting anyone whose high school is anywhere near that address. I guess North Shore would be closest but it’s still like 20 miles away. Does that McDonalds have the only working ice cream machine on the north side or something?

What do you think the gunfight was about?

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

What do you think the gunfight was about?

I mean, the article said a parking situation. But it's Northeast Houston, so maybe hydraulics?

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

What do you think the gunfight was about?

I'm going to guess money or pussy. What else is there?

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I'm going to guess money or pussy. What else is there?

Whoever got the last McFlurry before they ice cream machine “broke” 

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21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Wow. From Sam Spiegelman this morning:

Hey y'all ... a few hours out from Jamarion Carlton's 4 pm commitment

This has been Texas vs Baylor for days -- Baylor has had a ton of momentum since June 20. That momentum has faded a good bit over the last few days

That has coincided with a full-court press from La'Allen Clark and many behind the scenes at UT. I am not ruling out Baylor, but I am leaning toward the Longhorns with Carlton based off intel and conversations had this morning

My pick is on already on UT -- and I'm feeling stronger about this as we get closer

Looks like we found somewhere to allocate some of the newfound dry powder.

2026 Edge recruiting summary:

  • Richard Wesley - commit
  • Bryce Perry-Wright - Wesley fills this spot; commit to A&M.
  • Jake Kruel - likely going to OU; doesn't seem like Texas is really pushing here
  • Jamarion Carlton - TBD
  • Luke Wafle - Big NIL from USC; Texas really wanted this one and there seemed to be high mutual interest 
  • Trenton Henderson - Big NIL from LSU; Texas really wanted this one and there seemed to be high mutual interest 
  • Kevin Ford - Texas really never engaged
  • Landon Barnes - Looks like Texas did a quick eval, but didn't push this spring. Current Ole Miss recruit. Maybe a fall eval?
  • Dre Quinn - Clemson committ; seemed like it might go Texas' way, but decided to stay closer to home. Seems like one Texas will find room for if things change
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Whoever got the last McFlurry before they ice cream machine “broke” 

Bitches love McFlurries.

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