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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


He's almost as old as I am, and I've lost quite a bit off my vertical jump.

Man that kid is unbelievable. I actually meant to say Jalen Lott, but damn, that kid is the real deal. 

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice ... 

 

 

 

After last night, we should only recruit QBs whose dads can defend at an NBA level. 

5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice ... 

 

 

 

Kid is gonna be special. He's bringing recruits with him. Plus he'll get to learn from Lacey and Owens, and Arch. 

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On3 writeup accompanying rankings update for Bell:

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20 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice ... 

 

 

 



Raja Bell is 6'5" and Dia looks to be every bit as tall as his dad. I'm very excited to see what this young man is going to do here.

19 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

After last night, we should only recruit QBs whose dads can defend at an NBA level. 



Raja gets mad respect from me for clotheslining Kobe in the playoffs in 2006.  Kobe deserved it. He'd hit Raja several times in the face and the refs refused to call him for it.

 

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*LOOKS* like Wiltfong has put in a pick (Fong Bomb) for John Turntine, to Texas.  

Turntine and family were at the game Saturday.

 

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If shaving wasn’t required when I was in high school I would have looked like Billy Gibbons at graduation.  

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

If shaving wasn’t required when I was in high school I would have looked like Billy Gibbons at graduation.  

I would rather look like Justin Chancellor from Tool, but you do you. 

Actually, I wish I could grow such a magnificent beard like that. 

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

*LOOKS* like Wiltfong has put in a pick (Fong Bomb) for John Turntine, to Texas.  

Turntine and family were at the game Saturday.

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Wiltfong confirmed on his Wiltfong Whiparound today that he's predicting John Turntine to Texas.

 

 

Reality TV gif. Stacey on Farmer Wants a Wife wipes her eyes as she smiles and says, "These are happy tears."

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

*LOOKS* like Wiltfong has put in a pick (Fong Bomb) for John Turntine, to Texas.  

Turntine and family were at the game Saturday.

 

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His old man better hook me up with some tickets for all the Spanish homework I did for him back in high school 😏

Turntine's dad is 6'2"275 as a comparison and played dline for TCU.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Turntine's dad is 6'2"275 as a comparison and played dline for TCU.

Was he able to gain weight? That’s hereditary, y’know… 

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Turntine's dad is 6'2"275 as a comparison and played dline for TCU.

Then I would say Jr. is closer to 6'5" than his current listed height.

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

That is a svelte 305.

Complete opposite of this 305.....

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4 hours ago, speed817 said:

Complete opposite of this 305.....

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On 10/21/2024 at 5:33 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I would rather look like Justin Chancellor from Tool, but you do you. 

Actually, I wish I could grow such a magnificent beard like that. 

So according to your last line not sure if you're advocating for Top or not. If not admitting Billy's beard is best in universe then you will be negged till your eyeballs fall out of your head.  

Hoping this goes better than Fasusi, seemed like he was a UT lock for awhile also. Guess the timing for playing time will be better.

1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

So according to your last line not sure if you're advocating for Top or not. If not admitting Billy's beard is best in universe then you will be negged till your eyeballs fall out of your head.  

His beard is good but not great. It is unkempt, as Justin Chancellor has a bequtiful, magnificent beard. Just look at the magestic aura that beams from it. 

That's a Jesus Christ beard. 

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Kaydon Finley is destined to be on the 40. I honestly don't know who the other kids are. But damn Finley is a baller. Same with Jalen Lott. Those two are just built different. Obviously Turntine III will be a massive grab. 

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8 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Kaydon Finley is destined to be on the 40. I honestly don't know who the other kids are. But damn Finley is a baller. Same with Jalen Lott. Those two are just built different. Obviously Turntine III will be a massive grab. 

Mike Brown is a fun one because this is his dad: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Brown_(linebacker)

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Dia Bell ballin ... 👀  👀  👀 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's such an awesome clip. That kid needs to be in our class. Who is his dad?

...maybe check that link again

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

...maybe check that link again

Sorry, not that clip. I don't know I said that. I looked up his hudl. It was only his soph season, but he's good. 

What really stands out is everyone is tiny except for him. 

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(Williams is a 2026)

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ON THE CB, FROM COLLIN KENNEDY (OU 247)

 

"But the current feedback gives the impression it's Texas in prime position with the in-state safety. Williams has a strong relationship with safeties coach Blake Gideon, a teammate of his and a Longhorns commit in Caleb Chester, plus several others around the program in Austin.

From the sounds of it, there's not much momentum here as far as the Sooners' standing. Williams hasn't been back to Norman in months and he's been able to get on Texas' campus a couple times this season.

There are a few other moving pieces behind the scenes that might lead to Texas ultimately locking this recruitment down. Given the current read of the situation plus an awareness of what might happen, it feels justified to enter this new prediction."

 

 

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58 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Bless you for enduring that platform right now. 

My Following page is HIGHLY curated at this point

Also I already live in a swing state and somehow ended up on both Texas Senate and SF City Council texting lists. My ability to endure unimaginable amounts of spam and slop on my screens is unrivaled.

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