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lol. Baylol and tech out recruiting 

 

now we just need TCU and Houston to give us a swirly 

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

lol. Baylol and tech out recruiting 

Out recruiting who?

Certainly not us -

Texas #16
Texas Tech #23
Baylor #47

Do we turn our attention to Ford now, or is he bama bound? 

Just now, TXRed said:

Do we turn our attention to Ford now, or is he bama bound? 

Chevy. > ford.  

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1 minute ago, TXRed said:

Do we turn our attention to Ford now, or is he bama bound? 

I don't think our staff has shown even a hint of interest in him in over a year. I'd be shocked if he's the backup plan.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Out recruiting who?

Certainly not us -

Texas #16
Texas Tech #23
 

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I was feeling pretty good until I saw this.

 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What’s left on the target board 

Whatever the opposite of errbody is.

30 minutes ago, hobbs said:

I'm having a hard time getting too wound up about any kid that is seriously considering tired ass Baylor.  Please...fuck Baylor.

dude, half of recruiting is convincing kids with poor judgment to make the right decision

just because a guy has bad judgment doesn't mean he's bad at football

17 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Jesus.... no Brokeback Mountain face swaps? I am disappointed. 

what I'm getting from this is Sydney appeals to the sort of guy who married a white chick 

what I don't grasp is if that's because of the similarity, or the contrast

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What’s left on the target board 

Assuming you are serious: Samari "Smoke" Matthews, Tyler Atkinson, Davon Benjamin, and Derrek Cooper.  Also Kaiden Prothro & Heze Kent.

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17 minutes ago, TXRed said:

 

Upon further review, nothing to like about this guy 😂

It's too bad that some of the programs in Florida and Georgia can't put on their big boy pants and do this in state...

If we don’t flip a couple of guys before signing day, then that just means Sark will have his best transfer class ever in a year or two. 

I assume we should have plenty of money left for Atkinson, Matthews, Cooper, and Protho.  Right? 

I guess we will have to have a 100 million dollar roster to have a 100 person roster of top level talent.  Probably the legit expectation of a few posters here. 

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Gonna need a reputable source  on that

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After the last few years of recruiting I trust Sark.  But… with more kids being able to sign NIL deals while still in school it’s getting a bit worrisome.  If they sign early deals can they still flip their commitment?  Obviously we aren’t matching the crazy huge deals but not sure how that works with some of the other ones   

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16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

That young man and his family can suck badonk.  Enjoy shitstain Waco.

25 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

I assume we should have plenty of money left for Atkinson, Matthews, Cooper, and Protho.  Right? 

We are not getting fucking Atkinson. 

Just now, immamac said:

Guys, they are gonna fuck this up so bad this year and spend it all like a bunch of poors do when they win the lottery. Calm the fuck down. 

Bingo.  This is a house of the flimsiest cards.  I have no idea how the implosion will look, but let's all reconvene around November as some of these payments are supposed to crystalize.  Kinda sucks that this is what recruiting has come to, but I've got a purchasing background and many high dollar procurements look similar to this.  

1 minute ago, Texasborn91 said:

We are not getting fucking Atkinson. 

Or fucking Prothro. Wait. @SydneyCarton might fuck Prothro. Can't rule out that possibility.

Just now, Boko Bevo said:

Bingo.  This is a house of the flimsiest cards.  I have no idea how the implosion will look, but let's all reconvene around November as some of these payments are supposed to crystalize.  Kinda sucks that this is what recruiting has come to, but I've got a purchasing background and many high dollar procurements look similar to this.  

Roster implosion. Kids quitting. Injuries. Lack of depth. It's gonna be a fucking shitshow. 

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Or fucking Prothro. Wait. @SydneyCarton might fuck Prothro. Can't rule out that possibility.

did Prothro marry a white chick?

20 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

We never stood a chance

Fuck. One more Jamarion and they’ll have total control of time and space

16 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

We are not getting fucking Atkinson. 

Yeah, that’s a known bidding war, landing him would fly in the face of everything else we’ve  done this cycle.

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

Guys, they are gonna fuck this up so bad this year and spend it all like a bunch of poors do when they win the lottery. Calm the fuck down. 

Feels like the NBA summer when Keith Van Horn got a max deal. 

46 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I haven't seen this mentioned on this board yet so siap - Bruce Feldman said Tech was paying $750k to Ojo out of Tech's revenue share, per year  guaranteed for 3 years. The $1.5M reported earlier is only if they're allowed to top off the 750 with NIL, or if it direct NIL payments by collectives aren't being enforced against.

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

I haven't seen this mentioned on this board yet so siap - Bruce Feldman said Tech was paying $750k to Ojo out of Tech's revenue share, per year  guaranteed for 3 years. The $1.5M reported earlier is only if they're allowed to top off the 750 with NIL, or if it direct NIL payments by collectives aren't being enforced against.

Wrong. Front loaded and signed before July 1 which is why it was such a fucking bullshit thing to keep his recruitment open. 

for the record - The Athletic's reporting https://archive.ph/a1EVe    "Texas Tech built ‘best team money can buy.’ And Big 12 coaches have thoughts"

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for the record - The Athletic's reporting https://archive.ph/a1EVe

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They just got picked by the Big 12 coaches to have the fourth best odds to make the Big 12 title game.  These kids are going to look sideways at Joey if they finish 4th and don’t make the CFP with what they spent on the portal This offseason 

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11 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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We wanted that one to drag out. Hello Miami.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They just got picked by the Big 12 coaches to have the fourth best odds to make the Big 12 title game.  These kids are going to look sideways at Joey if they finish 4th and don’t make the CFP with what they spent on the portal This offseason 

They also weren't among Joel Klatt's "top 10 with best chance to make the playoffs out of schools that haven't been there before." Neither was aggy. 

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Atkinson is getting 3 years 75 million 

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