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5 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Using that .gif with Oregon involved in the recruiting is like posting a video to Jump Around with Wisconsin as the competition. Cheeky.

What's the reference?

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3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

have we ever taken a bmf from georgia?

Last year. Justus Terry.

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

have we ever taken a bmf from georgia?

There is no justus in this world. 

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

have we ever taken a bmf from georgia?

Is this mfer bad enough for ya?

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On 7/11/2025 at 6:13 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I fucked Anna De Armas while your wife watched, rapt and breathless. 
 

See, I can make up shit too, guys!!

You lucky SOB.  ADA is top tier.

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Inspired by recent posts, I have a special cake I can send to Kirby Smart and his shoeless band of spoiled/entitled morons.

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11 minutes ago, Babytime said:

You lucky SOB.  ADA is top tier.

Pointy elbows. 
 

 

do.

not.

want.

1) No one should be getting compared to Bijan Robinson. He was a once every 5 years national RB recruit. That cannot be the bar. 
2) Credit to Bobby connecting with the staff and conveying to the audience that they were going to do exactly what many posters on the boards were demanding with laughable entitlement - focusing resources for need and impact. 
3) Atkinson is the best defensive player in this class. I said as much on this thread months ago. I didn’t think they’d land him. If they do, he’s an immediate impact player as a true freshman. Holy shit. 

So I guess this answers my question I wanted to ask, he’s better than the Alabama LB we missed on.

With the services adjusting their rankings (today for Rivals) or folding into each other (Rivals with On3), it’s hard to know where Atkinson (or anyone) stands at the moment (it’s all subjective anyway) but a couple years ago, maybe as recently as last year, I would see his name at the very top of the 2026 prospect projections. He’s been a known stud and expected star since freshman year.

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12 minutes ago, TexasExe14 said:


So I guess this answers my question I wanted to ask, he’s better than the Alabama LB we missed on.

If I recall they're slightly different players (Griffin is bigger and rush-ier, Atkinson is more of a field general). Good players both, but Atkinson is the rarer skillset.

Not sure if I missed it, but did Black Cat ever respond to the poster asking about the 3 recruits? Something about making a splash for 3 big names? It kind of lined up with the same time Gerry/Bobby saying we’d get to 20-21 by August 1. Since then we’ve led for Cooper, now Atkinson. Any obvious picks for the 3rd?

 

Speaking of unsolved mysteries, what the hell ever became of the story floated by Nahlin last week (and seemingly confirmed here by some prominent posters) that a recruit headed elsewhere did something to ruin their career/life, maybe in a McDonald’s parking lot? I’ve googled the name we thought was associated with the story, and see nothing. 

13 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Not sure if I missed it, but did Black Cat ever respond to the poster asking about the 3 recruits? Something about making a splash for 3 big names? It kind of lined up with the same time Gerry/Bobby saying we’d get to 20-21 by August 1. Since then we’ve led for Cooper, now Atkinson. Any obvious picks for the 3rd?

The only other “big name” left without flipping someone and who has visited (no offense to the TE Brown) is that safety Benjamin no?

 

Georgia board, tonight.

 

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To which I say ... 

 

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First response ... 

 

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To which I say ... 

 

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

 

 

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Not sure if I missed it, but did Black Cat ever respond to the poster asking about the 3 recruits? Something about making a splash for 3 big names? It kind of lined up with the same time Gerry/Bobby saying we’d get to 20-21 by August 1. Since then we’ve led for Cooper, now Atkinson. Any obvious picks for the 3rd?

 

Biggest name left out there on our board is Davon Benjamin I think. Believe he’s seen as an Oregon lean though but not sure anyone really knows. 

1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

 

  1. This might be the whitest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Right up there with Sweet Caroline at Red Sox games. 
  2. I would, however, be interested in seeing more of the blondo in white pants to the camera guys left. 
6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

The only other “big name” left without flipping someone and who has visited (no offense to the TE Brown) is that safety Benjamin no?

 

4 minutes ago, QfromOH_1013 said:

Biggest name left out there on our board is Davon Benjamin I think. Believe he’s seen as an Oregon lean though but not sure anyone really knows. 

Does he have a commitment date set?

4 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

 

Does he have a commitment date set?

August 2

Let me add tweet 

Can be our future DB Swiss Army knife, had to love what Jahdae did here.

 

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9 minutes ago, tokamak said:
  1. This might be the whitest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Right up there with Sweet Caroline at Red Sox games. 
  2. I would, however, be interested in seeing more of the blondo in white pants to the camera guys left. 

Holy mayonnaise and snow skiing.  UNSETTLING.

August 2
Let me add tweet 
Can be our future DB Swiss Army knife, had to love what Jahdae did here.
 

Gerry was just talking about Benjamin and a source told him that Benjamin is the smartest secondary player in Sark’s time at Texas.

Now we just need Lanning to film a commitment video with him to give him time to switch to the good guys on August 2

Just watched some of Atkinson’s HUDL and I can see why he’s working with DJ. Plays a lot like him already. Looks a lot like Ant in that can he can spy and drop well. The thought of him behind terry and Wesley is a scary thought. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

1) No one should be getting compared to Bijan Robinson. He was a once every 5 years national RB recruit. That cannot be the bar. 

2) Credit to Bobby connecting with the staff and conveying to the audience that they were going to do exactly what many posters on the boards were demanding with laughable entitlement - focusing resources for need and impact. 

3) Atkinson is the best defensive player in this class. I said as much on this thread months ago. I didn’t think they’d land him. If they do, he’s an immediate impact player as a true freshman. Holy shit. 

Thank you.  Next thing you know a running back who is shifty will be getting compared to Barry Sanders or Eric Metcalf.  GTFO.  As for Atkinson/Cooper, I'm considering burning one of my wife's crazy homage candles to Janis Joplin.  Don't mock, I've freely admitted I'm an old and I listen to jazz.

13 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Just watched some of Atkinson’s HUDL and I can see why he’s working with DJ. Plays a lot like him already. Looks a lot like Ant in that can he can spy and drop well. The thought of him behind terry and Wesley is a scary thought. 

Now watch this kid also play just like Derrick Johnson (that’s for @cafe society). Okpala is way underrated, we will be a problem for everyone.

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/15261697/67327a3f001106a963bc9658

(Derrick Johnson-like traits 😀)

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Fuck the Georgia posters and the crying.  They've come in the state for years and took 5*'s/high 4*'s.  

They can keep Justin Williams for now. We'll send them a care package for when we land Atkinson and Williams transfers here. 

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

I see WAY more Baxter than Bijan. Bijan had ridiculous quickness and beyond elite contact balance. 
 

This kid looks like a very good back, but none of the traits except speed that Bijan possessed, JMHO.

 

https://www.hudl.com/profile/19057210/Derrek-Cooper

 

No one is like Bijan. Bijan is a freak. A unicorn. 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Were they this salty about the #5, 6, and 7 recruits from Georgia all being committed to aggy?  

 

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Atkinson is apparently from NC, and moved to Georgia in 8th grade. The fuck? 

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2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

He's got the same billfold as Jules Winfield.

Whoa. It's cool that Jules Winfield shares the same wallet as Justus Terry AND Tyler Atkinson. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just a reminder for all the dumbfucks who like to say Gerry and Bobby don’t know shit, and they only say obvious shit and don’t have any inside sources, this morning Gerry aid 65/35 Texas and Bobby hinted strongly this would happen. 

55/45 but who’s counting am I right?!!  hahahahahah

 

41 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Cooper, Benjamin, Atkinson 

This would put Texas at #4... 1 point behind A&M's super amazing hype class.

2 minutes ago, Diggy said:

This is one of those recruitments that people tend to forget about until suddenly, a week before he commits, there's smoke.

Welcome to the board, Mr. Sone. What you got for us?

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Now watch this kid also play just like Derrick Johnson (that’s for @cafe society). Okpala is way underrated, we will be a problem for everyone.

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/15261697/67327a3f001106a963bc9658

(Derrick Johnson-like traits 😀)

Okpala winds up as an old school OLB, known these days as a multiple Edge, I guess. He could wind up being great, but Atkinson will actually address the potential issue of real LB depth for the roster. I think they’re going to want another one at the second level before it’s all said and done as well. &nbsp

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Okpala winds up as an old school OLB, known these days as a multiple Edge, I guess. He could wind up being great, but Atkinson will actually address the potential issue of real LB depth for the roster. I think they’re going to want another one at the second level before it’s all said and done as well. &nbsp

Yeah, Okpala told OTF on his recruiting livestream he was going to be an edge. My DJ comp was more for the chop motion, forcing fumbles and blowing up assholes when he arrives. The Atkinson tape blew me away with how much ground he can cover immediately after the snap. Pity the poor RB on a wheel route, and Tyler gets there just as the ball does, and cleans up. Sure tackler, too. How he’s not the #1 recruit in the country, I don’t know. He could add some weight, but he’s ready to be a difference maker in college today. If he really chooses us, mad respect for whoever made it happen.

In a matter of days, we went from getting nobody while Aggy hoisting their summer #3 recruiting trophy up to getting errybody. LOL, my friends!

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

In a matter of days, we went from getting nobody while Aggy hoisting their summer #3 recruiting trophy up to getting errybody. LOL, my friends!

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9 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Is this mfer bad enough for ya?

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That guy is 37 years old, has an ex wife and a mortgage. 

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:


That guy is 37 years old, has an ex wife and a mortgage. 

No no. That man is 37 years old, has YOUR now ex-wife, and you still pay HIS mortgage.

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According to Texas Parks & Wildlife, the state of Texas is home to seven different wild cat species: the bobcat, mountain lion, margay*, jaguarundi, jaguar, feral domestic cat, and ocelot.

*only one margay specimen has ever been found in Texas, so this is a debatable inclusion.

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9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

According to Texas Parks & Wildlife, the state of Texas is home to seven different wild cat species: the bobcat, mountain lion, margay*, jaguarundi, jaguar, feral domestic cat, and ocelot.

*only one margay specimen has ever been found in Texas, so this is a debatable inclusion.

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I feel like I missed something. 

Also, about 8 years ago, my wife and daughter left the house to adopt a “kitty”. They came back with the weirdest juvenile cat in the world. Followed my wife around like a dog, hunted the children, could jump straight up close to 12 feet, refused to drink water where it ate, had really strange markings, was super long and super tall. Still is all of that weird shit, actually. Anyway, to your point, turns out it’s like a 3rd generation savannah cat. Look that shit up. 

@SydneyCarton and his wife are wild ass cat people, so I’ve tried on multiple occasions to get them to adopt him away from our house. Even they’re not crazy enough to take him on. 

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